STORY IN KOSAN MIX ANDRI VERSION

Lamp

We arrived at the boarding house when the clock showed at seven o'clock.

I took off my coat to change.

Tok to tok.

Suddenly someone knocked on my door. I opened it right away.

"Pack dong woi!!" Tisa turned her face away.

Gosh darn. Yeah, I haven't dressed!

I looked at myself who was wearing knee-length shorts.

I went back into the room and put on a t-shirt.

"Sorry! This is me wearing a shirt."

Tisa. He looks into my room.

"What's wrong?"

"My room light is off. How come you got a flame?" ask Tisa. "It looks like the bulb's dead!"

I turned my head, looking at Tisa's dark room.

All the lights here are on. Except Tisa's room. It looks like the light ball is dead.

Then Tisa was busy with a flat object in her hand. He called Mother Kos.

"Mother costs again outside the city, tomorrow afternoon home," he said after finishing talking to the boarding house.

"Yes, you wait for Mom to come home."

"Can't! I can't sleep if the lights are off!"

"You, the lights are off, you can't sleep. Can't be dark dong-eight fit on your first night!" godaku while smiling at Tisa who instantly got an eye-splot from her.

"Basic bawdy! Why even talk about the first night?!" Tisa hit my arm hard. "You can't sleep if the lights are off!"

I just chuckled because I couldn't sleep if the lights went out.

"It's still seven o'clock, mending we find a store that sells light bulbs! If it's late, the shop's about to close!" my proposal.

"Yes too. But by the way, where does the light bulb shop sell?"

"Why did it even go to me. I'm new here! You should know better. You've been here a long time."

"Ck. Although I've been here a long time, but I don't know!"

"Well, we're looking for a store that sells light bulbs!" I made another suggestion.

We ended up looking for a store that sold light bulbs. Looks like things are on my side so I can keep going with Tisa.

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After a few minutes of walking around, we finally found a store that read 'Electronic Shop'.

Tisa rang the bell as she entered the shop.

After the bells were rung three times, came out a middle-aged Chinese man with glasses.

Why do most Chinese people always have a store?

"What are you looking for?" ask it with a Chinese tone.

"Find the Koh lamp!" answer Tisa.

"Well, what a coincidence. Now the lights are again promo!" The man in front of us smiled as he fixed his glasses.

"I have a good lamp! The lamp can also be disco. Just control the remote pack!" The Chinese man showed me a small remote.

He showed me two buttons on the remote, red and green.

"Green squeeze is for normal, and red taper is for discotheque lights" he explained. Tisa is just a beard.

While I'm just messing around.

Intention to find ordinary lights, even offered discotheque lights! Haha.

"The price, a million!"

Tisa's eyes were round hearing the price of the lamp.

"Sorry Koh, aren't there any lights?"

The Chinese dropped their glasses to look at Tisa

"So you don't want this good light?!" tanyakanya.

"The light is Koh's glory! People just make a room!" tisa Sahut.

"Oohh, so make the bedroom?"

Tisa nodded.

"Here, I also have another good lamp. It's perfect for the bedroom!" he took out a lamp of a size smaller than the one before.

"Istimewanya this lamp, the color is dim. Adding a romantic impression!" said Engkoh China by showing his hands as if reading a poem.

"When our partner is under these lights.."

Lah, why did the discussion go there? But, good also the recommendation. Can make the future! Haha.

"His dim color makes our partner look more beautiful or handsome. Makes us more excited to do 'it'!"

"Huh? Do what Koh?" Tisa instead asked who had clearly meant 'it'.

"Aish! That time still has to be clarified anyway?!" engkoh said with a shy smile. "What else would a married couple do in a room with a dim light, if not this?!"

It shows the person who has sex with both hands.

I just chuckle at him. You can have lights.

"Sorry Koh, tap-"

"I bought Koh" I cut Tisa's speech and grabbed the lamp.

I watched the lamp closely. "This really can make the atmosphere more romantic Koh?"

"Really! If you don't believe me, try it tonight!" engkoh China said in a very convincing tone.

She must have thought that Tisa and I were a couple.

"Okay Koh, I'll buy it!"

The man in front of me smiled happily.

"I bought two Koh lights. The only ordinary lamp, the standard one," I said. Standard light for Tisa room light.

"Ndri, what did you buy that lamp for?!" whispered Tisa.

"Create your room!"

"Not that lamp, but the other one!"

"Oh, I'll put that light in my room when I have a wife!" I smiled at Tisa meaningfully.

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We use a kitchen table whose legs are not the same height. Making a wiggle as I climbed onto it.

Tisa held onto her desk as I went up so as not to sway.

Just as I was about to stand up, suddenly the table I was holding swayed.

"Eh, Sa!! Don't shake it, I'll fall!!" I sat back down because the table was swaying.

"ahaha! Relax with Ndri. It's on earth, if it falls down!"

"Aish! Seriously dong Sa! Is this the light to be installed or not?!!"

"Ahaha, yes-yes sorry."

Just as I was about to stand back up, Tisa deliberately shook her desk again.

"Can!!" I sat back down and held on to the edge of the table so as not to fall.

Tisa chuckles at me. You can also jail ice cubes.

"Oh yeah, I don't want the lights!" I got off the table.

"Eh Ndri! Don't dong that. Let's go up again! I promise I won't shake it again!"

I flinch without responding to Tisa's words.

"Let's go Ndri, that's time. Ride again yes, pliss!!"

"But promise yes, don't shake!"

"Yes, promise!" Tisa nodded steadily.

I started to go up to the table again. But this time Tisa wasn't holding her which made the table shake as I was about to stand up.

"Can't stand! Hold dong, let's stand up!"

"Yes-yes, this is me!" Tisa according, she was holding the table so as not to sway.

But I'm still sitting squatting, afraid Tisa will jail again.

"Not standing up?!"

"Your face is unconvincing! What if you rock?!"

"Ck. Oh my goodness Andri! I promise, really! I won't shake again!!"

"Yes, be careful if you rock!"

"Yes, really! Come quickly stand up. I'm so damn it!"

I stood up and started putting up the lights.

"Ck, where the hell is the hole?! No entry Sa, dark!"

Instantly Tisa directly illuminates the light fittings using an hp flashlight.

"CHUCK! YOU TWO SAY"

I was shocked to hear the screams along with the opening of Tisa's room door.

On the doorstep of Aunt Sarah, the person who once grabbed Tisa shone his flashlight at us. Next to her stood her husband.

"Well, how come Andri's standing on the table? What are you guys?!"

We are confused by the question. He himself who suddenly shouted indistinctly, even confused himself.

"It's not that you guys are-"

"We're changing the lights. My room light bulb's off!" Tisa cut her words.

Om Hendra rubbed his face rough.

"Oh my goodness Sarah!! They're changing the lights! You can accuse them of being wik-wik! Even you woke me up who was sleeping!"

My eyes were round hearing the words of Om Hendra.

What?!! Wik-wik's? So I thought I was wik-wik with Tisa?! How can?

"Yes, sorry. I don't know. After that, in front of this room, I heard a conversation that I thought was strange."

Strange conversation? Which conversation?

"So I was horrified, Andri did not want to go up because Tisa was rocking. I heard that from the outside, so negative thinking dong! I think they're doing it!"

I bay jidat hear the speech of Aunt Sarah.

"I continued to sniff. And after that I heard, Tisa nanya 'kok not stand anyway?!' I was just hogging and not seeing what was going on inside, so I thought I had Andri not yet standing!" aunt Sarah's eyes point to my shell*nku.

Maybe he thinks so!

"I am also thinking more negatively! Then I heard Andri say that he couldn't stand up. And he asked Tisa for help to hold it in order to stand up!"

I got off the table and listened to Aunt Sarah.

"I think Andri asked Tisa for help to hold hers in order to stand up!"

Ridiculous to know that?! Ahaha!

"The room light is off, and inside the room there are two guys, same chick again. The conversation was like that too. Definitely dong, I'm so negative thinking!"

"Udah ah! You are so ashamed! Let's go back to the room!!" Om Hendra pulls his wife's arm. "I'm sorry, again my wife accused haphazardly," said Om Hendra before leaving us.

Ahaha! Maybe he thinks I'm the same as Tisa again!