STORY IN KOSAN MIX ANDRI VERSION

STORY IN KOSAN MIX ANDRI VERSION
Serba Ada Shop



"What?!!" I almost slipped when Romi didn't pinch me.


"Yes. He's a man, not a woman!" whisky Romi.


When viewed more closely, Yanti does have a bulge in the neck called a jakun. Which certainly does not belong to the ori woman.


"Eh To, if you use powder, then do not forget to make the neck as well! Let it be noon! The feeling from yesterday did not see the malem keep tuh neck!"


"Ih Mas Romi! His tongue is floppy, right? Not 'To' Mas, but 'Ti'! Kan's Yanti!" yanti kw protest.


"Not a dab! But it was intentionally not stumbling! Yanti Yanti's.. Shame on Pitung who is struggling!" Romi pointed at the sangk*ngan Yanti who plagiarized something because the pants she wore were leggings.


I immediately turned my gaze in the other direction because I could not help but laugh.


"Don't you, I'm a pervert Romi!" with shame Yanti eh Yanto covered his face and immediately went into his room.


"Be careful with Yanti! It could be Pitungnya matok you Ndri!" romi's message chuckled.


Romi room is arguably not narrow and not broad. Inside fit one bed, not too big cupboard, one table and one chair. And there's a carpet that's not too big on the floor.


Soon I lay my body on that carpet. Straighten my legs because I have to take an hour here.


"Woy Ndr! Why did you bring such a big bag here? Heavy, stone is in!"


"Will be that shirt!" my Sahut is still asleep.


"What's? Many actually. You want to sell clothes to my boarding house?"


I immediately sat down and looked at Romi who was sitting on the chair.


"Rom, so my purpose for coming here was.. I want to stay here for a while. Until I get a place to stay!"


"What's? Wait, I don't understand. Why do you need to find a place to live?"


I took a deep breath and replied, "I'm out of the house. And also out of the company!"


"What?!! How can?? How is the story you-"


I told Romi this morning.


"Heemm... when it's just a matter of being fooled you get out of the company?"


"What?! You just said?!" I was wide-eyed to hear the words coming out of Romi's mouth that never smoked because it was forbidden by his girlfriend.


Yes, even though I don't smoke myself. And that is my wish. Not the wishes of others.


"You shadow Rome, for many years, your life was driven by your own Father! Not this, not that. From school to graduation. I can't go to college and go straight to the office. Papa ignores my ideals and I accept it with great air. But he instead said I wouldn't be able to do anything without him?!"


"Yes even good dong Ndri! You don't have to find a job anymore. Not like me before. Which is still har-"


"Rome! This is you even fighting fate anyway?!"


"Ahaha.yeah-yeah, kidding me. But, you have met yet the same woman who was fooled by you?"


"Yes not yet! Papa's men just found out this morning!"


"Why don't you try to meet the woman first? How do you know beautiful?"


"Rome!"


"Yes-yes, sorry. Joking me. How is this going to go? What will you do in the future?" ask Romi who is getting serious.


"I'll try to find a job first. After raising capital, I will try to build my own company. For a while, I stayed here first huh? Or if there's an empty room here, I'll just hang out here!"


"Unfortunately the room here is full of all Ndri."


"Oh, I used to ride here, didn't you?"


"Well, Ndri, who are you! Yes, it can be! Later I will call Mom kos to let you know that you are staying here with me. You have to report first."


Kruyu!


I only grin when my stomach makes a sound.


"Hunter Ndri?"


"Hehehe yes. When I got out of the house, I didn't have breakfast!" I saw the clock on my phone still showing at eight in the morning.


"You want a noodle? I think I have one! Go to the kitchen!" take Romi who then out of the room.


On the second floor were twenty rooms. One room contains a kitchen, and another room contains 4 bathroom cubicles.


And Romi's room is number 21. First order room close to the stairs.


I followed Romi to the kitchen at the very end.


In the kitchen, there were two guys eating. They stopped putting spoons in their mouths when they saw me coming.


And the guy who was looking at me coldly was named Yogi.


"Yogi is the most handsome guy in the house" Romi whispered after Yogi came out of the kitchen. "He's super cute and cold. Even though the first floor chick was screaming that she was passing by, she couldn't help it at all!"


After we finished our meal, we went straight back to our room.


"Rom, I'm gonna take a shower!"


"Yes take a shower! Time to report to Mother Cost first!" he said without taking his eyes off the screen.


"The thing is, I forgot not to bring soap with my toothbrush!"


"Well, Ndri, you should have brought soap and toothbrushes from home. Don't forget to bring it too!"


"I don't want a picnic Rom! So where do you remember to bring that! Udah ah, show me the way to the nearest store I want to buy soap with his friends!"


"Yuk, I'm anterin!" Romi finally got out of bed.


But instead of driving me to the store, Romi knocked on room number 27.


"Loh Rom, what's the matter here? I said I'd go to the store!"


"Yes, this is the shop!"


"Huh?"


When I was still confused by Romi's words, the door to the room was already open.


My eyes looked up at what was in the room. After taking off my sandals, Romi invited me inside.


Inside this room there is a shop. Many snacks are dependent.


On the wall it says 'Welcome to the Rohman Shop'. Apparently the store owner was the guy who had eaten with Yogi.


"What do you want to buy Rom?" ask Rohman who is ready to serve.


"It's not me. It's the one who wants to buy!" Romi.


My eyes that were still focused on watching the rope nailed to the wall to hang the snacks earlier, immediately turned to Rohman.


I also mentioned brands of soap, brushes and toothpaste to Rohman. "Isn't that Man?" ask her who looks for the toothpaste mentioned earlier.


"There's dong! Here all complete Ndri! So if you want to find something here!" he is still busy looking for.


No matter how long the goods I've been looking for have been wrapped in crackles by Rohman.


"Not all of Ndri's?" asked Rohman to offer me some snacks.


"May deh!" my words were immediately responded with a happy smile by Rohman.


"No more Ndri fried noodles? Buy two pay double Ndri!"


"Yes, it's clear! Two-pay noodle buy time only one?" timpal. Romi and I chuckled at Rohman's offer.


"Maybe you also want to fill in the Ndri pulse? Who knows if your pulse is up?" hail Rohman again.


"Udah kayak Indo*aret aja you Man!"


"Beh, Indom*ret is losing to Ndri! More complete here! Look for anything, it's here!" answer Rohman proudly.


"Is there no heaven ticket?" seloroh Romi's.


"The ticket of heaven is empty. If there's a hell ticket!" Romi pointed to the blue color toilet cleaner. "Again, come straight!"


We immediately started laughing together.


"So don't hesitate to come to Rohman's shop. Complete guarantee! I want to book a girl here too!" timpal Rohman again.


"Well, seriously you Man?" ask Romi in shock.


"Seriously lah! Unfortunately, only girls are available. There is no ori!"


"Yanto you mean?" ask Romi who immediately understood Rohman's words.


A nod to Rohman immediately spouted Romi's laughter.


"Haha! Not your pimp dong, but pucikareng! Who wants to book a girl?!"


"Who are you Rom! There was once someone who booked him! Once once!"


"You're serious Man? Who's the guy who booked him?" ask Romi who still can't stop laughing.


"Sorry Rom, but the identity of the customer must be kept secret!"


"Well, crazy! It's so good that you're pimping!" romi was getting more and more chuckling.