STORY IN KOSAN MIX ANDRI VERSION

STORY IN KOSAN MIX ANDRI VERSION
Wife Husband Drama



Tisa immediately glared at me and tried to let go of my hand.


"St! Be quiet! Let the spit be done!" whispered while tightening my hand.


"Well, quick. Even though the USG did not appear to be the gender," the official said.


"So better, what equipment do we need to buy Ma'am?" my many.


"What if it's a baby carriage?" bargain shop clerk.


"Ng-"


"By Mbak!" I cut Tisa's words. I'm sure he's gonna turn down the baby carriage.


"Ndri, buy another one! Baby stroller is expensive!" whispered Tisa.


"Udah, no papa! We should give you the most frequently used gift! Baby strollers are often used!" I whispered back as I followed the store clerk who took us to the baby carriage section.


There are many types of baby carriage here. I was confused which one to choose.


"Which is the best?" I looked at the shop clerk.


"If in my opinion, this one is Mas!" the shop worker picked out a baby carriage. "But the price-"


"I have no problem with the price" I cut. "I just want the best for my unborn child."


My hand extended to Tisa's stomach and she slightly stroked it. I was gleeful to see the expression of Tisa who brushed off my hand.


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The things we buy. Starting from baby strollers, baby blankets, baby powder, baby bath soap, baby shampoo, and many more items that are essentially related to babies.


It's like buying equipment for your own child. Her mother is still trapped at the poles.


"What are you going to buy again?!" tisa asked as I walked to the baby bed.


"Buy nails!" selorohku. "Obviously there's baby bed writing. I'll buy a baby bed!"


"I also know that this is a baby bed!! I mean that, it's a lot. Don't buy anything else!" he said while pointing at the item I chose earlier.


"Are you sure enough?"


"Yes, enough!" Tisa nodded steadily.


I also complied with Tisa and chose to queue at the cashier to pay.


All who were queuing were pregnant mothers accompanied by her husband.


On average, his stomach was already big.


I glanced at Tisa who was also queuing with me. I had a little trouble carrying the amount of stuff I was about to pay for.


Tisa offered to help me carry some things. But I forbid it.


'Pregnant women should not carry heavy!' that's what I said. Makes Tisa annoy.


But it is basically ice cubes, given the strongest code of any can be sensitized.


Suddenly a pregnant woman in front of us looked. She smiled at Tisa.


"How many months has it been?" tanyakanya.


"What's Ma'am?" Tisa asked back.


"It was only one Sunday Ma'am" I replied.


"Well, young pregnant!" he said with a smile.


I'm sure Tisa's inwardly mumbling about me.


"From the looks of it, are you newlyweds?" ask the pregnant woman.


"Yes Ma'am, it's only been two months" I replied again.


Haha. Two months? Not even a month!


"Well, that's very new. I used to be pregnant when young, I craved pink guava. My husband is angry!" he said to Tisa.


"Well, why are you angry?" tisa is confused.


I'm a little confused too. Isn't cravings a common thing experienced by pregnant women?


"Where am I not angry, he does not want guava from the store. But he wants to help have Mr RT!" the mother's husband also lined up.


His wife chuckled to hear her husband answer. "If the mama likes to crave what?" ask him to Tisa.


I looked at Tisa waiting for her answer. But it turns out Tisa also looked at me. He certainly hopes I will answer. I just shrugged my shoulders while looking at him.


Tisa grunted.


"I crav on her head Ma'am!!" he was upset while pointing at me.


Haha. I know, surely in his heart he was cursing me and wanted to chew my head which brought out this idea of husband and wife drama.


But the pregnant woman and her husband laughed.


"The mother turned out to be aggressive as well!" he said on the sidelines of the laughter that made me and Tisa more confused.


Laughing, his gaze led to my crotch*ngan. I understood the head he was referring to.


Holy hooch! He misunderstood the head that Tisa was referring to!!


I looked at Tisa. He's looking at me too. It seems he also did not expect this husband and wife would misunderstand his words.


Ah, I also want to follow you. I tried to hold back my laughter so as not to break.


Tisa hit my arm in annoyance. I immediately covered my face. My laughter broke without a sound as it couldn't stand it anymore.


"How does it feel to be chewed?" ask the husband of the pregnant woman while chuckling amusedly.


I don't know what else to answer. Trying to hold back the laughter, I answered. "It feels ticklish Bang!"


Tisa's glaring at me.


"Actually I can't stand it because of the tickle. But what else, for the sake of the child!" my continue.


Ahaha. I don't know dah! My stomach was cramped as I kept trying to hold back my laughter.


Unlike the husband and wife who can laugh. They stop laughing when it is their turn to pay.


"First yes Ma'am," they said when they finished paying.


"May the birth smoothly yes," I said to the pregnant woman.


Now it is our turn to pay. The cashier smiled amiably.


"How many months has it been?" again, the question went to Tisa.


"Not the month of Ma'am. But one day! And every morning I throw it into the WC!" sahut Tisa was upset that made me almost ngakakak.


The cashier looked at Tisa confusedly.


"ahaha! My wife jokes a lot!" I'm trying to explain. "It's been a Sunday!"


"Well, young pregnant."


"Yes, Ma'am," I said again. While Tisa just looked at me annoyed.


"May be healthy always yes, until the day of the birth," said the cashier with a smile.


"Yes, thank you Ma'am," I replied as I quickly passed from the cashier before Tisa actually went berserk.


We finally got out of the store. I had a little trouble bringing the stuff we bought into the parking lot.


"Here, let me help you!" Tisa was about to grab the baby carriage.


"Udah, no. Pregnant women should not carry heavy!" reject me by still continuing the husband and wife drama.


"Aish! You're this! Carry me all! I don't have to walk!!" tisa is upset.


"Well, the ma'am was spoiled too!"


We looked at him hearing that voice. It turned out that the pregnant mother.


"His husband has been bothered to bring goods, the asking period is carried," he continued.


"Regular, pregnant!" I said back to teasing Tisa who already looks red.


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On the way to Pipit's house, I was endlessly laughing.


"Stop laughing!" exclaim Tisa.


"Aahaha!! Hail, ahaduhh!!" I beat the driver to stop laughing. "Deevuh, ahaha! My stomach" I held my stomach stiff. "My stomach hurts from laughing! Ahahaha!!"


Tisa clucked annoyed at me who couldn't stop laughing.


"You may say cravings to my head! Ahahaha! You are a pervert too!"


"Aish! Andri!!" Tisa hit my arm.


"The brother who was misunderstood knew! I mean, not that head! But this head!!" Tisa pointed at her own head.


"This is wrong you know! Because you're using the drama show husband and wife everything, so gini!" he said with annoyance.


"Well, if not, then we will not be helped by the staff of the store!" kilahku.


Otherwise, I can't mode it with you!


"No need to pretend to be pregnant as well, the store clerk would still want to help! They sell, it's their job to help customers!!"


"Tap-"


"Aish! Go ahead!" cut it. "It's past too!" Tisa threw her face out the car glass.


A few moments Tisa was silent. My laughter has begun to control me.


"Ndri, I think our car was followed!" tisa said suddenly.


"Huh?! The hell time?!" I looked up from the mirror above me. To make sure it was clearer, I looked back.


Turns right. There's a car following me. I know whose car it is. I'll hit the gas soon.