MY HUSBAND'S A BOY

MY HUSBAND'S A BOY
Parasites



"Wei, sans bray!" reply Reno while breaking the grip of the leak in the collar of his shirt.


"It's like a parasite you know. Find where the cave and the cave go. Don't have any self-initiative, you?!"


"Lah, mah cave, has long known his parents Safa. Caves often play here, "reply Reno fierce.


Bocil has a gring. Staring at me. "Emang yes?"


I nodded in agreement. What Reno says is true. Reno used to visit here. He considers Father and Mother like his own parents. Even my parents, they already consider Reno like their son.


Mom came out and immediately greeted Reno. While Reno immediately greeted and kissed the back of the hand of the reverent Mother. Afterwards, blink one eye toward Dafa. As if to show that she is more familiar with Mom.


Reno poked her tongue out at the Bocil as Mom grabbed her shoulder into the house. My husband frowned, probably feeling less competitive with Reno. They were both like little children fighting for the attention of their mother. Here, I'll be dizzy.


"Mom why the hell, so good with Renosaurus," he said.


"The bigger the head he has," he added.


"Mommy is the same attitude as Reno. From a long time ago," I explained. Bocil snorted in annoyance.


"Yeah, yuk, come in. We're having breakfast!" take me while embracing her shoulder. He's unmoved.


"No appetite!" sit down and sit on the porch again.


"Yes, if my booty husband doesn't eat. I won't eat either." I also took the chair next to him. Bocil is still a manyun. Looks like his mood was completely ruined this morning.


"That's Reno's car?" ask the man who just came out of nowhere. I'm nodding. Bocil is still pouting. I went in and greeted Reno. Talk full of warmth in there. Reno seemed to deliberately sound loud so that my husband heard and knew that he was very familiar with the Father. Ck!


"The mother is the same father care very yes, same Renosaurus. His attitude is different to mine. Is it because I'm poor?"


Suddenly I leaned towards him. "My mother and father are not matre, Cil!" sulku.


The boy bit his lower lip. Probably realized he had mispronounced me and offended me. He looks wrong.


"Udah, whatever you want to enter. I don't care!" my murmur. Then get up and leave it alone on the terrace.


"Well, where's Dafa?" mother asked as I came alone to the dining room.


"Still in front."


"Why lo? Insecure huh, same cave? If you lose competitive, say bray!" ledek Reno.


Mom glanced at me. "Do they know each other?" whispered later. I'm nodding.


"Here's Dafa! We're having a rame-rame breakfast!" exclaims Father.


Reno and Miku stared at each other fiercely. Mom and Dad were confused. My mother looked at me as if she was asking them why. I grinned, then elbowed my husband's arm. Gave her a signal to restrain her emotions.


"Once, let's start eating. Ambilin is the name, Safa!"


I nodded to Father's word. Then spooning rice and side dishes for Father and Mother. Bocil and Reno compactly held out an empty plate before me. Ask to be served as well.


"Who do you ask to be served in the same cave?!" Bocil nyolot won't take it, "Take it yourself, right?" continued.


"Sans, calic. The cave here guests. So, it's only natural that the cave asks to be glorified like a guest in general," Reno replied fiercely.


Bocil blocked this arm, then shook his head to signal that I wouldn't have to get rice for Reno. I took a long breath. Twisting eyeballs. Dizziness with the behavior of both of them.


"People who want to take rice for Reno" I said. Bocil smiled triumphantly. He stuck his tongue out toward Reno.


"Make rice for your husband, right?" bocil said confidently.


I'm shaking. "No! Take it for myself!" sewot. Bocil pouting. Reno. Father and Mother can only shake their heads to see the behavior of the ghost and his daughter. Yes, I call Reno the daughter of Mom and Dad.


I've started eating. Reno and Dafa are still fighting each other before taking rice and side dishes. Pull each other rice coils, scramble the parchment.


"Udah, Ma'am, sir, we're going to eat. Let them gelut. Be satisfied!"


Me, Mom and Dad are almost done eating. Reno and Bocil are still making noise. Want to diem aja, but also long ago their horror continued to fight. Mutual taunts and mutual lips have no stopping.


"Geezoo! Reno! You're not ashamed of what's your beard and mustache?" pissed.


"Why is it the same with my mustache and my beard?" sahut Reno pretentious.


"You think about it. Brewokan, that mustache, but it's like a bayik. No pantes tauk!"


"Denger tuh, what the cave bini said. It was already a bangkotan. Different ama cave that is still unyu-unyu," said Bocil tengil. And they both talked again.


"Argh! Dizziness!" my yelling. I then took Father and Mother to go to the terrace after finishing eating. Let Reno and Miku clean the dining table and wash the dishes. Make room for both of them to relax.


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"Are you sure leaving them alone in the kitchen was the best decision?" ask Mother. I put my shoulders uncertain.


"Will they get more brutally out of control?" continued Mother. I'm worried too. I turned my head in the doorway, sharpening my hearing towards the kitchen. Slender. Is it true that they are killing each other?


"Mom, I'll check first, okay?" pamittu. Hurry, Mom and Dad nodded. I rushed to the kitchen. Loh, Reno's alone. Where was the boy thrown?