My husband is not a monster

Sandal Clamp

Hearing Adam mention Bu Markonah as Grandma, making the residents laugh out loud, another case with Bu Markonah his face reddened with anger and shame to feel humiliated by Adam.

“Grandmother ... granny..grandmother ndasmu bule stupid,” taunted Bu Markonah with an annoyed and angry face.

“I’m sorry grandma, i don’t understand,” said Adam ignored bu Markonah who was actually ready for combat and fighting, but unfortunately he lost the same language German bule.

“Ck... shit,” umpat Bu Markonah.

Adam opened the car door, all eyes were on the figure who was greeted by Adam in a respectful way.

Tap.... footrest of a burly man aged almost five heads looks very firm, crocodile stamp sandals attached to his feet, eh wait flip flops? Not wrong, Mama? Yeah no.

Residents scrunched their eyebrows to see sandals flops of land crocodiles who again run in pursuit of ducks.

“Who is it, the rich aren't ya?” muttered those with completely curious faces.

Mr. Kevin came out of the car with a gallant and charismatic, the residents were wide-eyed when they saw the appearance of Mr. Kevin who looked dignified with a t-shirt and super-large cotton pants attached to his body, his mustache was twisted, he looked at the citizens with a haughty look like what the citizens used to do to them.

"Hiiikk... hiikk... hookkk...hiiikk... hookk," Bu Markonah began to shorten his breath just waiting for his super fart.

One more, a foot with a pink Hello Kitty brand flip-flops came out of the car with a haughty face just like his Papa.

Lisa in a faded pink t-shirt with black shorts and hair on the cepol up, got out of the car while chewing gum in her mouth.

“Huh did you guys see see huh? Envied? Say shucks...” said Lisa while looking at them with a cynical look.

"There can't be a hikkk hookk... hiiikk... hookk... prettyt., " Bu Markonah was surprised not to play, he was short of breath, his fart was held as strong as possible.

Dev came out from the other side of the car, his appearance managed to hypnotize the mothers of the julid's mother there, Dev wears a long shirt with a black suit and black tissue pants but don't forget to still wear flip-flops brand new Upin ipin output.

“Who is this guy?” said the residents looked at Dev, especially the girls and mother who looked at Dev with a hungry look.

“Ck... shit.. he was too damaged,” muttered Lisa who was upset when Dev was seen by people.

“Heh did see my husband, yesterday was his mouth that was sore like a chili sekebon that mocked my husband, shuhh.. shuhh,” ketus Lisa who pulled Dev to the back of his body, even though his body is smaller than Dev.

Mr Kevin stood in front of the child and his son-in-law to cover Dev and Lisa,” don't have to see the bottom of the village, want to be an actor bu kanji flour huh? What else to do, huh? Basic villagers have no heart, move aside,” ketus pak Kevin.

“Ya already... lebay very anyway, emang basic yes poor people are tacky, want whatever the appearance, you guys are still the most tacky new cihhh riding a rental car aja proud family base, poor family,” umpat bu Markonah whose mouth really should be sewn so that it does not make the ears hot.

“Si Lisa is not ashamed ih, women really like ish najissss,...” umpat other citizens.

“Cih actually said Ms. Markonah, you guys ride a rented car just proud of the poor family base, and you Lisa how dare you threaten our threats huh, you bitch, rotten woman, pere....” the man's mouth instantly fell silent as he saw black aura coming out from both of Lisa's handlers.

Mr. Kevin and Dev hardened their jaws when they heard the man mocking Lisa brightly in front of them.

Adam even wants to wanti while staring at Dev who is afraid he will change again because of anger like this.

Lisa realized that papa and her husband were angry, she clasped her hands gently.

Mr. Kevin and Dev turned to Lisa who was smiling and said “ No matter what, let Lisa face it,” he said with a gentle smile calmed the two men who were already like starving lions.

Lisa took off their hands and advanced forward, “Situ whose mouth is so limp, here it comes the same Lisa, let me muddy your lips muddy it huh, brash, brazen, so people mouth can not be guarded, deserve this village as riotous as there is the mouth of a neighbor's mouth that must be kept silent,” Lisa quipped.

“Ummm by the way, who two days ago was alone behind the office lurah while holding hold the thigh when the bin was new at home, and, “ said Lisa while glancing at the residents with a ignorant smile.

“Terus who brought a charity box from the mosque in front and scribbled the church wall next to the mosque, hayooo.. ngakuuu kamuuu Lisa looked at a young man, looked at the young widow in the village, looked at the lemes-lipped man earlier and looked at all the residents with a grin.

Mr. Kevin and Dev are wide-eyed especially Adam, almost he fell to the ground hearing Lisa's sensual speech.

“Pinjem dong plisss..” whispered Lisa.

Dev nodded his head Understand, I don't know what Lisa will do anyway she just love her phone to Lisa.

“Yes God, Papa can kill me like this,” Inner Dev while glancing at Mr. Kevin who was already looking at him with a sharp gaze and with an aura of anger.

“Really it wasn't me who told Pa,” Inner Dev shouted.

“Beranyaaa...” furious Mr. Kevin.

Lisa took the expensive phone, then lifted it up,”I... want to show you a very interesting photo... if on the count of three you do not disperse from here then I will unload all your secrets yes sir Herlambang, Miss Idah, sister Caca who is in ba.”

“Ck... annoying, damn you, let's go let's disperse from here, we better go to my house just yuk father mother, we eat my meal treat, I will, instead of talking to these poor people , later we follow the poor again,” said Mr. Herlambang with a face that arrived panicked and pale as well as the people who stared at Lisa.

“ Yes let's go hunting, let's just let them, it's basic yes poor people say it's never true, you village people,” said those who are crowded leave the family there.

“Huhhhfftt.. is right, this is Brother Dev, sorry for that heheh,” Lisa chuckles while handing Dev's phone back.

“Wahhh residents here are really terrible, how can you survive here Om? Lis?asked Adam who was astonished by the strange nature of the villagers.

“It's common, sister, they are like that, can't see happy people, it's not necessary to discuss come inside,” said Lisa while holding her Papa's arm.

“Other times don't do it like that, if they ask for a picture of how basic you are,” whispered Mr. Kevin.

“Hahahah.. yes let them go home only pa time, besides that Lisa does not have any photos, “ Lisa said with a laugh.

“You're really brave, won't citizens be mad at you?” ask Dev who is not finished with Lisa's behavior.

“Ummm already commoner brother Dev, anyways emang really who Lisa said, they were besides her mouth venomous behavior is also terrible, “ said Lisa while whispering to Dev.

“Husshhh has not been discussed, this village is indeed strange Dev, you must be careful, next time you do not need to wear such clothes, you are pretentious, you are handsome,” chirps Mr. Kevin with a sour face.

“Ehh is handsome Pa, as long as not tile aja hahahaha,” chirps Lisa while walking with her Papa.

“Hushhh diem, the most handsome is Papa, not others,” said Mr Kevin did not want to lose.

“Cihhh jealous nieee hahahah Lisa kept teasing her Papa.

“Wahh Dev we're going, people here are weird weird,” whispered Adam.

“Be quiet, investigate people in this village, if there is anything suspicious immediately report, I can go leave my family here, you base,” said Dev while patting Adam on the shoulder.

“Whaatt?” screeches Adam .

“Sister Adam masuuukkk..” cried Lisa from the inside.

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