My husband is not a monster

Neighbor Rempong

Dev's entourage arrives at Lisa's house and her papa where Dev has been living for several days.

The arrival of luxury sedan cars from the famous brand certainly makes the eyes and ears of the neighbors crumple immediately hot to see a luxury car that has never even been seen by the eyes of their heads.

“Wahh... whose car is really cool, like a car of the rich upper class tuh wahhhh...” the neighbors julid came out from inside their house staring at the luxury car walking in the narrow alley.

The eyes of Ms. Markonah who was super salty immediately shiny when she saw the expensive car that she had just watched the ad, one of the expensive cars that can only be owned by rich people.

“Waooouuwww..it's my car everything..” cried Ms. Markonah proudly as the car was running towards her house.

“Wahhh Bu Markonah when can buy such a luxury car?” shouting residents with twinkling eyes, they came out of their homes and huddled closer to Ms. Markonah's house to see the car even closer.

“Hahah everyone let's come see this car, luxury right, this is the only one in the world, the most steady and, surely my husband bought it for me,” said Bu Markonah arrogantly, he was standing near a car that had clearly stopped in front of Lisa's house.

“Ehhh but why stop here mom, yes this is mom's car but stop here?” ask the citizens.

“Ehh.... i. that's because..” bu Markonah fell silent.

The car was walking and...

Bruck

Ms. Markonah the julid fell to the ground because she was sitting in the back of the car making it feel like it belonged to her.

“Prrfftthhhh bwahahahahahahahahah... they all laughed out loud when they saw Markonah's mom fall on the ground, his ass hit the ground thick so it was not too impactful with the Markonah kebahenolan.

“Haissshhh shit..why also this car arrived to move,” annoyed Bu Markonah who unfortunately can not be held anymore, his face was annoyed and angry, he said, he stood up while cleaning his buttocks from the ground.

“Sial, my expensive clothes get dirty,” ketus bu Markonah .

“makanya ma'am, so the person did not talk much dong, car people ngaku own car,” said the neighbors.

“Ckk y'all don't know what yes, my husband and I are rich in this will buy a car, even bigger and nicer than this, earlier I only noticed your reaction aja,” said Bu Markonah defending himself.

“Halah ma'am if you can't help not ngaku deh hahahah, shame yourself right,” mock the citizens.

Ms. Markonah put on an annoyed face, she snorted while bending her face.

Meanwhile, in the car, Mr. Kevin and Lisa had giggled to see the face of Markonah's mother who was upset, they deliberately asked Adam to run his car so that Markonah's mother fell, indeed, this father and son pair are just as fair.

“Bwaaahhahahh... see his face is like a rotten tomato as bad as his behavior hahahahah... “ Lisa laughs out loud beside her Papa.

Mr. Kevin is not inferior to his son's laughter, he is really satisfied to prank his super duper neighbor.

“Huahahahah... mampus kanji powder hahahha.. pain hahahh feel,” Pak Kevin laughed out loud.

Dev and Adam looked at each other, they really could not say a word with the evil of the two blood creatures.

“Hahahah Pa, what would be Bu Markonah if you saw us get out of this car hahahah, surely he immediately asphyxiated as usual hikk hookk hiiikkk hokkk.... bwahahahahahah kayak kamb hahahah Lisa laughed again.

“Prrfftt... ready asphyxiate hiikkk hookk hiiikk hoookk.... keep farting pliable .. preett preett prett bwahahahahaha..”Added Mr. Kevin.

Dev and Adam could not help their laughter, both giggled just by looking at the expressions of the two of them who explained the face of the Markonah bu really well. Lisa and Mr. Kevin put it into practice correctly .

“Prftthhh hahahah They laughed loudly in the car.

“Ummm Pa how about Adam open the door for the two of you and get out in the cool style of this car, we see their reaction this must be fun hahaha,” Dev proposed.

Dev smiles at Lisa's words that seem rude to Adam, but he was wide awake to hear Lisa's words even more surprised to see Dev not angry at all.

“Hmmm Your idea is good Dev.. but does the German Bule want to do it?” asked Mr. Kevin while glancing at Adam who looked gaping.

Pluck....

Dev threw a roll of tissue into Adam's mouth that was mangap since.

“Bau Toilet Shoes,” Ketus Dev.

“Prrfft,, haisshh huweeekkk.

“Bekas upil hahahhaha..” Reply Dev who even invited laughter Mr. Kevin and Lisa.

Adam's face is pale, he's really nauseous now, “Tega you pret... ahhhh nausea ... huweekkk...” said Adam while putting his fist on Dev's face.

“Try it if you dare,” said two hardline Dev supporters.

Dev turned his head he crossed his hands in front of his chest exactly like Lisa and Mr. Kevin,”Huh.

“Arrhhhhh family gilaaaa..... I better get out,” said Adam upset.

“Where to go,” Lisa said.

“Ya want to do the plan earlier Lisaaa..” said Adam.

“Ohhh...” The three of them only ooh ria while muttering mangosteen understand.

Adam shook his head, a long time in the car will make himself go crazy like them, even his boss and best friend have gone crazy.

“Haisshhh fucking you dev, cuihh... huweekkk is still salty ieewww....” Adam still cleaned his tongue while gargling the gargle using mineral water that he carried in the car.

“Huwewwkkk basic sucks, not father, not son, not same Dev same somplak, haissshhh.” Adam grumbled with an annoyed face without noticing that all the residents who were crowded near the car were already staring at him and walking around in front of him like a crowd waiting for the subdivision in front of the village office.

Adam gulped down his drinking water, instantly realizing that dozens of eyes were staring at him there.

“Uhuk... uhuk... uhuk... shit.,...” Adam hissing annoyed.

The residents stared at each other, they thought they met a straying bule and stopped there instead.

“Excusemiiiii.. emmm in yu fromm... outside Nation? Are yu a bule...” said Bu Markonah who directly walked among the residents in the style of songong using English mixed gravel and soil that the result is collapsed like the face of Markonah bu behind the thick make up 5 centinya that's.

“Prrffttt..” Adam spouted water in his mouth when he saw kanji flour walking in front of him not to mention hearing the true Bu Markonah language made the ears hurt, he said, adam wanted to pull Mike to this location and show him that there was a so-called kanji man.

“Ah.... Sorry Grandma... I only deliver important people old Grandma,” said Adam with his bulenya accent.

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