General, the Madam is calling you to Farm

Chapter 77 Climbing the Bed

Su Ergou was a little reluctant: "Dad! I just cut so much, don't throw it away for me!"

"Know know!"

Su Cheng said so, spitting it out without hesitation, it hurt Su Er's dog meat terribly!

“Big tiger, two tigers and a little tiger, grandfather will take you to throw them! Come!” Su Cheng hugged them one by one, grabbed their soft little hands, grabbed the bamboo and threw it inside.

It's locked!

The crack!

Clap the clap!

San Xiaozhi listened to the firecrackers he had blown up, and shouted in excitement!

"This is a small axe! It's a little axe!" Xiaohu shook Father Su's thigh, protesting loudly that the brothers had already played two rounds!

The only mistake was that Father Su was unable to distinguish the three little men, and he often held the wrong ones.

“Oke, time for a small tiger.” Father Su put down the big tiger.

look around and hug into two more tigers.

Xiaohu clenched his little fists tightly, flicked his little hands back, and said frantically, "Grandfather, I am his little axe!"

Wei Ting stood under the terrace, watching this scene quietly, with a hint of gentleness and complexity in his eyes.

They are very happy here, but one day he will take them away.

Some people were carried away, but Su Xiaoxiao quietly entered the room.

Wei Ting's House.

He gently closed the door.

This used to be a small warehouse, the door latch had been broken for a long time, and it was never repaired, but now the whole family lit firecrackers outside, so they should not come here.

There was a large hanging scale in Wei Ting's house. In the past, Father Su brought him back from the arrow board when he took the arrow. The original owner used the steel scales to weigh him, otherwise he would not have known that he weighed it. two hundred pounds.

Large hanging scales require two people to lift a large scale pole and one person to hold the load.

This was not difficult for Su Xiaoxiao.

He found the scales in two cabinets and hung the gondola.

The quality of this basket is very good, even 200 jin can accommodate it.

Uh ... isn't this steel plate really used for weighing pigs?

Su Xiaoxiao hung the heavy weight and hung it on the position of 200 jins first.

His weight dropped for a month, and it stands to reason that he lost 200 kilograms, but with clothes and shoes so thick, he had to weigh several kilograms in scales.

It is worth mentioning that the ancient jin liang is different from the modern one. This is not one jin 10 burrow, but one jin 16 burrow, or what about a half jin 8 burrow?

As for the specific weight, it varies from dynasty to dynasty.

"Take the example of the Dazhou state on this head. He once measured it with a measuring cup he had brought from the pharmacy. One tael here is thirty grams, and one catties is four hundred and eighty grams.

So, actually, it weighs less than 200 pounds.

"I lost eight pounds of air! I'm so smart!"

Su Xiaoxiao raised her chin with dignity, shook her little fatty, and began to weigh.

He called himself a technical job, and he failed several times in the middle of the road, not to mention. Fortunately, he was considered half a small engineering expert. .

One hundred and eighty-five!

I lost fifteen pounds!

No, there's clothes!

When weighing the scales, there are no innocent clothes!

Su Xiaoxiao took off her clothes firmly.

Up top!

On the other hand, Xiaohu was sleepy and took Wei Ting's hand to look for Su Xiaoxiao.

"Mom, want a mother."

she said in a voice like milk.

Dahu and Erhu were still in a hurry, and they lit firecrackers with Father Su and Ergou.

Xiaohu went to Su Xiaoxiao's house first.

"Mother."

go to the stove in the back.

"Mother."

"No." She lifted her head and looked at Wei Ting dejectedly, "I want a mother."

The door of Su Ergou and Father Su's house opened, and inside it was pitch dark, it seemed that there was no one there.

Only Wei Ting's door was tightly shut, and a dim candlelight was visible from the crack of the door.

Wei Ting said to Xiao Hu, "Your mother is in my room."

After saying that, Wei Ting was surprised, what do you mean.in his room?

"Mother!" Xiaohu went to push the door, but could not push it.

She looked at Wei Ting, "Dad, open."

This door is a bit old, and the door is a bit inflexible. The child couldn't push her, not that Wei Ting couldn't push her either.

Su Xiaoxiao had just stripped herself to the point where only her stomach pocket and pants were left, when she heard Xiaohu's milk chirp.

"Don't-wait-"

he's yelling!

Already late.

The door was pushed open by Wei Ting.

She could not be seen by Wei Ting and the children, her influence was truly not good!

In desperation, Su Xiaoxiao's potential was stimulated, and there was a wave of backlash from the fat little paper, which rushed to the bedside, opened Wei Ting's blanket, and entered with a mighty domineering look!

Boom—

Bamboo bed collapsed—

Xiaohu.

Wei Ting looked at the clothes scattered on the ground, then looked at the bed that Su Xiaoxiao had smashed, as well as lying in the ruins, only wrapped in a blanket, and show two white and soft little fat a girl with legs .

"In the middle of the night, did you get into my bed?"

Su Xiaoxiao: "'s: "... I can explain it."

…

"...The process is like this." Su Xiaoxiao carefully explained to Wei Ting how she weighed herself.

Of course, he said that when he was dressed, Xiaohu was sleeping soundly in his arms.

Wei Ting did not speak.

Su Xiaoxiao said: "Don't believe it, look! The scales are still there!"

It is a lie to say that it is not a shame to make such a big oolong, but who would have thought that even a heavy scale could reverse a car?

"Why did you take off your shirt?" Wei Ting asked.

"Fright!" Su Xiao said, "You thin people can't understand the pain of our fat people!"

He's very strict about weight!

Su Xiaoxiao waved her hand: "Forget it, you don't understand."

Relying on a man with a mermaid line and an eight-pack stomach to understand the twists and turns of his weight loss path, how is it possible?

"I understand." Said Wei Ting.

“Do you really understand?” Su Xiaoxiao widened her eyes.

"Yes." Yeah." Wei Ting nodded.

Su Xiaoxiao's expression loosened: "Then tonight. I'll fix the bed tomorrow. If it can't be fixed, you'll hang on for a few more days and buy a bed after that. New year.return."

"Daughter! Son-in-law! The firecrackers are over! I'm so hungry!"

Father Su walked over to look for her, "Huh? You two are here, is Xiaohu sleeping?"

He looked at Xiaodouding in his daughter's arms and subconsciously lowered his volume.

Su Xiaoxiao touched Xiaohu's bright little forehead: "I just fell asleep, is the big tiger and the two tigers still sleepy?"

Father Su smiled and said, "I'm playing! I'll cut the bamboo again!"

go with Su Ergou.

“What are you two doing in the room?” Father Su felt the atmosphere was strange.

Wei Ting sighed deeply: "Dad, Da Ya walked into my room and dropped my bed."

Su Xiaoxiao said: "I!"

Weighing in bed? Father Su looked at his fat daughter and son-in-law Yushu Linfeng with a surprised expression, and understood something in a trance.

Her big fat girl had her mother's style back then!

Back then, he was a furry boy who was too embarrassed to see his wife on the wedding night, but in the end, his wife was three times five and two—

No no, it must be him, it's him!

—Never admit that you were the one who was pushed down!

When Su Xiaoxiao saw her father's expression, she knew that she was thinking crookedly.

"Dad! You misunderstood me! It's not what you think!"

He looked at Wei Ting and said ferociously, "You and my father explained clearly!"

Wei Ting sighed: "Hey, let me move to your house, just say, why break the bed?"

Su Xiaoxiao: "...!"

Uhhhh! Wei Ting's! I'm gonna kill you!