Deities

Deities
Selling Sampo



God :


I didn't kill Rooney Bosch, the man who killed Rooney was General Naido Tofu of the Souzai empire.


Aiya :


It's strange, the noble Mambu Pete said you were the one who killed Rooney and Naido. That's why you became a fugitive.


God :


Maybe he's up to something.


Aiya :


Then we should clear your name.


God :


No, you better pretend you don't know. I'm afraid the noble will hurt you.


Aiya :


All right, if that's your wish.


As usual, a message appeared in the vision of the God. The message said that the Gods would be teleported back to the inn in the Tower city. The god clasped Aiya's hand, and the two of them were teleported to the Tower city.


Yui :


Demon God, you're back. Looks like you managed to save Princess Aiya. Princess Aiya, you seem exhausted, want to take a bath together with me ?


Yui and Aiya go to the bathroom to clean themselves up. They talked while soaking in warm water in the bathtub.


Aiya :


So your name is Yui. Call me brother Aiya !!!


Yui :


Can I call the King's daughter with such a call ?


Aiya :


If I say I can, then of course I can ! I am the rule in this kingdom ! Besides, since we've been showering together, we've become friends.


Elsewhere, God was sitting on the sofa by the window looking at the moon. At that time, a message emerged that he had received a reward for saving Princess Aiya, the gift was one million shampoos. The god immediately woke up and danced with excitement.


The next morning, God went to the store where he had sold soap before.


Shop Owner :


You come again, the soap you brought sold out and was very popular among the nobles. Do you want to sell soap again ?


God :


Yes, this time I brought 1000 soaps (in fact I still have many). But I also want to sell other things.


Shop Owner :


God :


Shampoo.


Shop Owner :


Shampoo, this item must have a great function.


God :


Too soon to be surprised. This thing called Sampo will make your hair clean and smell fragrant.


Shop Owner :


Really ? How is it ?


God :


Wet your hair, then put this shampoo in the hair, then rub until foaming, let stand for a while, then rinse thoroughly. Please try it first.


Shop Owner :


This is great, besides my hair is clean and fragrant, my hair also looks shiny. Did this thing also come from across the ocean ?


God :


Exactly it.


Shop Owner :


This is a very extraordinary thing. So, how much is this stuff worth ?


God :


I want to sell it to you for one holy gold coin just like the price of soap. I have 100 shampoos at the moment, but when we meet again I can prepare 1000 if it sells.


Shop Owner :


Okay, I bought all the soap and shampoo.


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Prince Kubo's men :


Prince, we'll be in a minute to reach Tower City.


Cubo :


Okay. That damn kid bothered me. If I find the boy, we tie his neck and drag him home.


The men :


Wouldn't it be wonderful if your little sister went to exterminate Satanists. The other soldiers were also impressed by your sister's actions.