Deities

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Soap From the Devil World



God :


I just remembered not having a penny. So before going around in Tower City, I had to fill up my empty wallet.


The god entered the luxury goods store and met the owner of the store.


God :


Where I come from, beauty and beauty are greatly admired. The people have smooth and clean skin. Their bodies also produce a fragrant smell. If they had dirty skin and an unpleasant smell, it would be a disgrace to the family.


Shop Owner :


Wow, what an interesting story.


God :


Today I brought a special soap from where I came from.


Shop Owner :


Can I see it ?


God gave a store owner soap.


Shop Owner :


Incredibly, this thing smells good. But what does this have to do with clean, fragrant skin ?


God :


You have clean water ? Make it wet, then rub it on your hand !


Shop Owner :


This thing called soap produces foam.


God :


rinse your hands and dry them, then kiss your hands ?!


Shop Owner :


Amazingly, my hands were clean, smooth, and smelled fragrant.


God :


When you take a shower, rub the soap all over your body. Your whole body will be clean, smooth, and smell good.


Shop Owner :


I bought this soap, how much do you want to sell it ?


God :


(I didn't expect it to work, according to Yui, the biggest currency is one high gold coin )


I can give you this at the price of one piece of soap is one high gold coin.


Shop Owner :


High gold ?


God :


The price is expensive because this thing called soap comes from a very far country, which is where I come from. And also the number is limited to only 100 pieces (even though I have a million soap ).


Shop Owner :


I already know who you are. You are a Demon God. So this soap came from the demon world. Of course I'll buy everything, this is a very rare thing. I will prepare the money 100 gold coins high.


God :


Thank you very much.


(I didn't expect him to buy all 100 of those soaps, the price was completely different to my old world )


God :


Yui, we have money, let's go shopping.


Yui :


Demon God I want that food ?


The god and Yui approached the food vendor.


God :


How much is it ?


Food Seller :


The price is one piece of bronze coin.


The god then gave one high gold coin to the food seller.


God :


I bought 10 pricks.


Food Seller :


Thank you very much sir !!! Your money is huge, I'll take the change first.


(Delivering change to God )


Come again yes !


God :


Yui eat, I pay, so don't worry.


Yui ate the food given by the Demon God.


Yui :


Delicious !!! This is the first time I've eaten such good food !


As it was almost dark, God and Yui visited an inn.


Owner of the inn :


Welcome then. Can I help you, sir ?


God :


I ordered the best room.


Owner of the inn :


If the room is the nicest, it costs one piece of gold coin.


Yui :


Eh ? No, Demon God ! That's too expensive !


Owner of the inn :


You Demon God, I've guessed. The room was very nice, sir, I assure you.


God :


All right, here's the pay.


Owner of the inn :


Thank you, I'll have the room ready soon.