Deities
Taro Bandit Leader
Yui :
The sky is getting dark.
God :
Also true. Then let's just rest here.
Yui: Uh, here?
God :
This place is close to the river, so if we need anything, it's easier to find.
I got a message in my eyesight, for my hard work, I got a gift of a million bar bath soaps. A dazzling white light appeared before me and Yui, after the light was gone the sight of a million soap bath bars piled up in the mountains.
Yui :
What is a lot of things :
God :
It's called soap. Look at this, we wet it with soapy water, then rub it into the palm of the hand.
Yui :
Great, it produces foam.
God :
After that, wash it off with water. Now you try..
Yui :
It's amazing, my palms smell good.
God :
Because there is a river, you can take a bath there before it gets really dark, use this soap to scrub your body. I'm going to put the rest of this much soap into the storage ring.
Yui :
Well, thank you, Demon God.
The god then activated the storage ring he obtained from the Demon worship headquarters. Then put the soap into it. It was quite time-consuming until Yui finished the bath.
Yui :
Demon God, I'm done. Soap is a very powerful object, in addition to producing a fragrant smell, the bushes are also very refreshing.
God :
Yeah, you're right. The smell is already smelled, now you are really fragrant.
Yui :
Really? It's the first time in my life I've been told I'm perfumed.
God :
I forgot to bring only one blanket from Sogami village, you can wear it, I will sleep over there.
Yui :
We can use them together.
God :
You mean, you want us to sleep together?
Yui :
Can't it?
God :
Yui :
Demon God, I don't understand your conversation.
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Taro :
Come quickly, Princess Aiya or the Demon God, the Bandit chief feared by all Taro people is waiting for you. Don't think you can get through our territory safely.
Who are they both? casually passing through our territory.
Taro's men :
It's the Demon God, boss!!! Look at her face just like the picture on this leather poster. So how's this Boss?
Taro :
That person is a Demon God???!! but why would a Demon God carry a girl. She was disguised as the girl's slave. He thinks I'm a fool, I won't be fooled.
We defeat them both quickly, then immediately retreat waiting for Princess Aiya's army. After that attack Princess Aiya's unusual army with the terrain in this region. With this we get two gifts at once.
A gift of sacred gold coins from the head of the Demon God and a ransom from the kingdom for kidnapping the princess. Hahaha, I'm really smart.
God :
His laughing voice was loud, they were terrible, wanting to kill others, but they were blatantly like that, not hiding. Yui, take cover behind me.
Yui :
Uh, well.
Taro :
Attack them with arrows.
Dozens of arrows pointed at God and Yui. In order to protect Yui, the Gods were deliberately exposed to all of their attacks.
Taro :
That person was a fool, instead of avoiding the arrows, he was resignedly stabbed, even the arrows that point to the girl he also received them.
The god casually plucked out dozens of arrows piercing his body.
Taro :
Could too. I'm sorry to call you stupid. You do deserve to be called a Demon God, still alive after being stabbed by dozens of arrows, even your wounds immediately disappeared after the arrow was plucked. I am the leader of the Bandits in this region, my name is Taro. What magic trick did you use?
God :
I don't need to answer your question.
Taro :
You'll regret underestimating me, om.
God :
Who do you call om !? You are the om-om!!!
Taro :
What are you talking about !? That face was clearly an om-om face !!! Basic****, shrimp brain !!!
Feel this, sword style!!
Steel cutter!
The god pulled Yui and dodged, Taro's attack making the cliff behind the God split in two.
God :
It was close, maybe I could still live again, but Yui was just an ordinary human being. The message appears in my eyesight that the 10x fold mode has been activated. I don't know what fashion it is. All I need to do right now is to avenge this man called Taro.
