Between Me, You, And That Baby
Ep. 59
“You added uncle??” I offered him another apple. So far my perverted uncle has eaten four apples I peeled, and if he refuses the next one then I have to find another way to silence his profanity.
Geez, for the past few hours he's been teasing me with his lewd vocabulary, and I've used various means to silence him.
“Do you intend to silence my sweet mouth?? Then you know how” he in his silly style turned his lips.
Well, the tails always lead to perverted things. “Ogah, I have no interest in kissing you bawdy. You smell medicine..”
“True, my mouth is like a formalin smell. Hey, that's good, no, it might help preserve our sweet kiss babe”
I'm chuckling, “Yes my uncle are you trying to fight??”
“I will take out all my combalans, my lecherous vocabulary, even I will describe the contents of kamasutra with details to provoke your taste dear”
“Why uncle wants me upset??”
“Because I don't know how to make you smile right now. At least by feeling annoyed at me, your sadness will be removed for a moment.”.
I smiled, “Is that your uncle's way of showing that you do care for me??”
He nodded, “You are the only woman who meets my mind at the moment. My God, even the fantasy of making love with a sexy model can not get rid of your face pumpkin. Do you know that??”
I shook my head, “I hope you don't think that slovenly uncle..” I gave him a warning.
“Eng, I actually thought about it a little bit of the bed scene.” he smiled broadly at me.
I glared at him, while my hand I pointed at his nose. Then I pull with the nose annoyance.
“Adaaawww, sakiitttt” protest uncle pervert.
“Early uncle sucks too. Play a slovenly thought so”
“Yaaa, I just thought one day I'd wake up in my bed to find you next to her..”.
His mind is not far from the bed. I almost threw the knife I was using to peel the apple, but the next words held me back.
“You fell asleep with peace, while I was busy staring at you. Then you'll wake up and when I want to kiss you, the door to the room is wide open. In front of our bedroom door, stands Seva in the style of a superhero. He then stormed towards the bed, then two small children behind him also did the same thing. Both are our children. The three of them will then tickle us until we both get out of bed and rush to make breakfast for the three..”.
I don't know what to say, just what that perverted uncle revealed just now makes me want to smile broadly.
“Aqilla, are you alright if you marry a perverted man like me??” tanyanya gently.
I looked at him, “Is uncle also fine living with a sadistic woman like me??”
He shrugged casually, “Well, I don't care if you want to help me every day as long as you also have to treat me later. Hows it?? Agree?”?
“Tskk...tsk...tskk.
“Where else??? Is there not a single person who can keep my beautiful cousin from being attacked by this perverted wolf???” insinuations loudly.
“Kak Jerome” scolds me irritated.
“Sorry to the police. It seems like everyone is busy. Only the two of us were told by the doctor to keep quiet in the room” replied the lewd uncle.
“Edric, of course school. Stella's still hidden uncle somewhere. The waiter was accompanying his mother's perverted uncle, playing with Seva at home. His father was a perverted uncle and brother Arion, busy with his work, as well as Brother David and Brother Edgar who also had to work in the company. While Stiltskin, since I'm not allowed out by the Doctor, Uncle John and you, are again chasing the criminal, no, that means only Stiltskin is left to take care of everything regarding funeral preparations” explained me as complete as possible.
Brother Jerome nodded, “Stiltskin has asked uncle John when his fifth body should be handed over to the family”
“Really?? Continue when can it be taken??”
Brother Jerome shook his head, “Now, that's for sure until the autopsy is done. And don't look at me like that. You're not allowed to see their bodies”
“Why?” many offended. Hey, I'm their favorite daughter.
“You better remember them in their most handsome state my Sugar. Not when their bodies are full of shots.” said soft lecherous uncle.
Right too, I'd better just remember the good things about them. Remembering their laughing faces that always provoked my smile. Their healthy bodies, too, were devoid of any traces of gunfire.
“What's the latest news about Mister K??” ask perverted uncle
Brother Jeromemengangguk, “Unfortunately the information we obtained from the police intruder is still lacking as evidence. Oya we caught the intruder wet as well as the two annoying twins who tried to eliminate you right in The Insomnia, the three were busy exchanging information. We are now trying to get that information. With his confession and the body we found, as well as your testimony Aqilla then we can make Mister K rot in prison. We're working on that”
“I know how to make that ugly Mister K open the mouth” and I reveal it to Brother Jerome.
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