Between Me, You, And That Baby
Ep. 2
Well, if it offends the youngest in the family that is Edric Abhimanyu, whether the child looks like who. If papah did not say how similar Edric with his papa aka my grandfather, maybe I would have thought that the child was picked up from hell.
After all, the naughty thing is not stumbling. The last time he did misbehavior, he made the woman I was attracted to run away in a state of flirtation because I don't know what the cause was. I had suspected that the no-man's-toads sneaking in the woman's LV bag were the cause.
Ish, Edric is beyond doubt. You are indeed a demon with ignorant nature flowing in your blood.
Ohhh, I can't even remember how many of my date friends feel the ignorance, starting from my first secretary – yeah somehow all my secretaries always end up being my bed warmers, I know, not to mention some models that I dated for a short time – errat, I always had a short romance where two months is the longest record that is still unsolved, and how many women I date don't even remember. For the record, everyone has felt a touch of my sister's innocence.
“But I want to set it up with you!!” Papah rejected my idea.
“But brother Arion is older papah. Must match queue number dong pah.”
“Aishhh, you guys are only five minutes apart too. After all, Arion is under contract with his management who does not allow him to marry for the next few years.
Damn, how could I forget that damned covenant that freed my brother from the bondage of marriage. You know, I used to sign up as a model. After all, I am much sexier and more handsome than that beautiful man.
“Edric can also pah” I'm back to offer my remaining brother.
Papah tickled, “Still underage. Can't” reject it firmly.
“Sorry reward, I still refuse to be betrothed, if papah wants grandchildren, just ask for the same brother Arion, or can ask for the same Edric. Come to think of it, mending papah asked both of them to give papah grandson. I can have two grandchildren at once. If lucky, they inherit the twin genes so that papah can get two pairs of twin grandchildren. That's enough for paaph show me here and there..” persuade me.
“Yeah my son, how hard it is to give me a grandson. With your night activities, at least you can realize my dream”
“It's just a reward sport. Just as good, without kids” I argue.
In any case, in doing my nightly activities that definitely involve sexy women and my bed, I always make sure there is no Arkan - little Arkan who was born so far.
Plastikk
So upset with my answer, papah clocked my head using the newspaper he had taken from me earlier. No half-hearted the old man had time to roll his newspaper, so it felt very spicy when it hit my head.
Pain, pah…
“Papah wants you to get married. Do monogamy, and give papah the grandson of sah” he said insistent.
“Yang right??? you want to get married???”
“Sorry pah, monogamy sounds like monotony to me. Mending, papah sodori is the only woman I have to date. I'll make papah's grandson with him as soon as possible”
Plots,,,
Once again, Papah clocked my head. The difference this time I heard faintly a giggling sound. That sounds like a typical Edric giggle.
Yup, I dare to risk all my inheritance that the little demon who chuckles behind the separation wall between rooms must be Edric.
“If I catch you fucking my friend's virgin daughter, then I'll drag you to the wedding altar” yelled my papah upset.
Yeee, that's not threatening his name, it's papah's biggest wish.
“If I've fucked her it means not a virgin anymore. After all I prefer with experienced” reply me relax
Plastikk
once again a punch was aimed at my head, once again the ruckus came from behind the wall. This time there was more than one voice. Ah, at most the sound of the monkey Edgar and the fish David who joined the roar.
Both of them are the children of my papah good friends who live here. They should have been under papah's responsibility, but somehow I was appointed as their guardian.
Looks like his father David experienced hallucinations when the end of – sorry yes salted fish instead of me mean ugly to your father, so instead of pointing papah who incidentally his friend as the guardian of his son, he said, the good old man pointed at me instead .
Geez, looks like I was a duplicate of my papah when I was young. Betel nut halved in two kayaks. Until his best friend thought of me as papah.
Yeah, the difference is, my papah is a loyal guy. I'm also a loyal man, but in a different sense, always changing women.
Well, if his father Edgar monkey – is still healthy and fit but is on a different continent, ask me specifically to be the guardian monkey pervert as long as the uncle and his wife are adventuring alone somewhere. Perhaps Edgar's father felt that I would be a match for his son who had a degree of perishing beyond his own. So be my guardian for the fish and the monkey.
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