TRAPPED IN THE MAYIT VALLEY

CHAPTER 01. PREPARATORY

“Wil.. all have been brought yes.. including our tent c*k” said Broni.

“Uwis Su!.heh, you iki koyok ae Bron…. You can just check the geckos,. the tent just send it to Gilank, let him bring his tent” answered me.

“Lho is not Wil.. Better all will be checked first heheheh” replied Broni

“Ok Juragan, tent let me ae who bring later” said Gilank who was scratching his crotch

“Those items you check Bron. ojok only I tok c*k”

“Hehehe quiet ae Wil. all will be beautiful in time” replied Broni.

“Heh Bron.. sakjane where are we going?.... You're not clear blas Bron”

“Relax ae Wil. We are going to a remote area in need of help.. There we will do useful activities to help them Wil.”

“Funds, facilities, and infrastructure have been collected from one of the parties that I now hold hehehe”

“Bron.. ojok a lot of c*k....help me pack a tent iki c*k..” cried Gilank.

I'm Wildan..

Me and some friends who are not lazy because there are four people, are now in the activity of a party whose term is built village.

The term village building is actually less precise …. Because it is more appropriate to disburse party funds for humanitarian activities that mbuhan alias unclear. The party's funds are of course derived from yah probably from the party chairman hehehe.

Is my friend Broni…

Broni is currently joining a major party where the party is currently in need of a popular vote.

And in the name of humanity, Broni is assigned to find a backward village or need help. Didn't know who needed help was the party leader or his village….

There Broni will carry out a just and civilized humanitarian mission in accordance with Pancasila. I don't think it's a humanitarian mission, but a voice-seeking mission.

We are currently preparing to leave in a village that we do not know what the name of the village is, because on the map or on the google map the village is not registered, said Broni.

I don't know how Broni got the village that needs help, because frankly we are only asked to leave and paid half upfront and half after the project is finished,

We're jobless without the five shows is me Wildan, Broni the show's lead, Gilank, Tifano and Bondet. Departing from the basecamp of a party where Broni was licking.

“Bron... Other later how?” tanya Tifano

“Meet ndek terminal..cuma Novi same Ukik tok who participated rec...”.

“Yo wis's….Bron is there no house to live in. Why do we bring tents all over?” tanya Tifano

“Yo just in case ae you Tif, who knows there his residence is limited, so yes must be ready for kundum before rain rec hehehe”

“Which area is Bron?” ask Gilank

“Middle Java Lihihi”

“Support iiiigh. Asyuuuu you Bron.. ngerti nek in central java I will be able to depart from jogja c*k... why do I to Surabaya c*k!”

“Heheheh right let go together Lank.again you do not know where this place will be c*k heheheh” replied Broni.

“Java middle where Bron.. don't talk middle java tok c*k.. Cangkemmu (your mouth) can not be trusted c*k, bojoku middle Javanese Bron” timpal Bondet who is putting on shoes

“Wis is Ndet.. free also nek does not explain because you will not know where hehehe. Pop in a cold area and you must bring a coat or jacket.. It's very cold aboute” said Broni

“You guys wait here first rec.. I want a report to the chairman first rec.then he will definitely check here too, anyway nek he asked your readiness, you guys, just say you are ready to serve for the party hehehe”

Broni went into the party room where he was licking. I Gilank, Tifano, and Bondet were on the front page of a party office.

“I do not eruh Ndet.pokoke get money continue to walk ae wis seneng Ndet heheheh”

“Ngawur ae Wil.. nek take a trip to hell how c*k your raimu Wil?”

“Yo let Broni ae who to neroko Ndet.. I entered heaven with thousands of beautiful angels who said they have been prepared for us hihihi”

“Wil.. Broni iki is fun.. Nek understands in central java.. Why did I come all the way here c*k” timpal Gilank

“Ya let it go together Lang, opo maneh right luggage a lot also this Lank”

“Tif..kok you from earlier diem aja Tif..?” ask Gilank

“Mbuh Lang.. rasane kok this humanitarian mission trip will end with no koruan.. but it's just my feelings ae anyway Lank” replied Tifano.

“Please ae Tif..later there will be Novi.. you will not be lonely if there is Novi Tif.sing important do not forget Bismillah if you want to nyobak Novi hihihi”

“Ndasmu Lank.. I sik Joko genuine c*k”.

Not long after, Broni with someone who is fat and wearing a red shirt came out of the room.

The fat man's face was not at all cheap to smile at. but Broni in his extraordinary licking way tried to get the fat man to come to us.

“Our preparation is one hundred percent sir.. We just leave for destination”

“Hmm..” says fat man it

“To the city there you stopped by the office of PAC (manager of branch children) party there, just say the representative of me in the city of S.. and show that you have a special purpose there and do not ask for funding from PAC there” said the fat man again

“Siap sir.. Uh next do I have to go to mbak Sri to take funds for us sir?”

“Yes there to mbak Sri now”

The fat man entered the room, without saying anything to us.. What a candidate for the representative of the people.

Prospective representatives of the people who will always smile when they appear in public and will be different when in the colony.

Broni then went into the party office room again, maybe he will meet his name mbak Sri.

“Wil... if you think this is what we are the same as the disguised campaign?”

“Obviously campaign Lank.. We go for a walk and work there”

“Pokoke I do not want if asked to campaign Wil. anyway related to party problems I do not want to interfere” said Gilank emotion.

“Yo podo Lank. I sakjane most anti nek problem party gini this, but nek no money and can walk yo ngurus party parts” said Bondet

Not long after Broni came out of the party office room, he brought a cardboard that was still closed, I guess the contents of the cardboard must be the party flag, flayer from the party branch leader.

“Rek.. This is one dose we have to take.. How is it rek?” ask Broni

“Yo bring in dewe Bron. My backpack is still full.. Other children also bring their own luggage.. You haven't brought Bron”

“Iya Bron. You only have one backpack.. Yes you must bring dewe c*k” said Bondet

“Danane wis metu not Bron. ojok until we have prepared like this, but the funds are not at all c*k”

“Quiet ae Lank. danane wis is in my bag. Soale later also we have to divide the pot there.. So yeah .eehmm wis later ae thought.. Important sing saiki to leave first ae”

“Ayo rek...mobil is ready to send us to bus” terminal said Broni then headed to the parking lot

In the parking lot there is a party car painted with typical colors.This car that can fit nine people is ready to leave with a driver in party clothes as well.