The One Sitting Next To Me Is A Real Japanese! Volumes 1
Smile of the Polar Monsters
“What's with a bad opening like this?”
“Whispering! Do you know how hard it is to make this, huh?!”
“You can't appreciate a work, Eza. Did you eat anything weird to the point that you knew everything?”
Complaining like that was Eza, a brown-haired man with dead eyes, looking at the laptop screen his friend had placed on his desk.
Currently the class is in a state of rest, so the classroom atmosphere is not too crowded. Some students go to the cafeteria and some settle in classes like Eza and his two friends.
Just like her classmates who settled into the classroom, Eza's group was chatting during the break. The difference is, if the other friends talk about real life, the Eza group actually talk about their two-dimensional hobbies.
Not caring about the sharp reply directed at him, instead of apologizing, Eza actually fought back against the negative comments of his friend.
“Why are you angry with me? Didn't you guys want to get a comment from me earlier?”
“Crue. But your comment was not praised at all about this amazing work.”
“Where is it amazing?” Eza felt a little troubled by the behavior of his friend and looked at him tiredly.
From the beginning, he planned to sleep in the second hour of rest until the hour for learning came. However, the two friends approach Eza with a disturbing movement like a horde of zombies chasing his target. If it is like that inevitably Eza must serve them, if not, their behavior will be more so. Especially if it is their hobby.
“Viewed from anywhere this is an amazing masterpiece! You know that the female protagonist is the prettiest girl in this school? Surely if he becomes the protagonist, the story will be sold throughout Indonesia! Nah! Even world!”
“Ooh! I can see the shadow of the future! A future where everyone can see the romantic story between the Goddess and also the devil.”
“Who did you say demon, huh! I know you're mocking me, right! Aye, kan! Oh, I am, me!”
“Quiet first my friend. All of this can be solved with family. You should be grateful to be paired with the best female protagonist in human history.”
He felt sorry for both of them. Accepting or rejecting the result will be the same. Eza who was already unable to contain his frustration tried to drive away his two friends who were acting stupid.
“Enough. I don't want to hear anymore. You're done hearing my comments, right? Let me sleep now.”
Eza, who was initially stuck in the middle of the bodies of his two friends, decided to return to his desk right behind, trying to install the best position for himself to sleep. But when he stretched his hands together because he was stiff, that's where he also made a mistake. Each of his hands was quickly held by his two friends.
“Wait sebentaaaaar! Listen to me my friend. No, Mr Eza! Don't leave negative comments about my work! Please come back. You're the only one I can hope to fix this.”
“That's right, Mr Eza! At least, let Snow White's beauty be etched in a story for us to remember.”
Although Eza knew the two friends were just pretending to have sad expressions and wanted to cry, she could not resist. Because it was clear, if he refused the requests of his two friends with the circumstances of each hand held by the two of them, he would be forcibly withdrawn for their selfishness.
Eza who was not struggling to waste his breath. With a heavy heart, he looked back at his friend's laptop screen.
“Let me say it again. It's all rubbish, know.”
“We've heard it all. Is there nothing else you can say but trash?”
“Listen well, ok? If you want to try to make a masterpiece about our class Snow White beauty, you have to make it right.”
“First, the conflict and its resolution went too fast.”
“Uhuh, please to proceed.”
“Keep, why is there a censored name?”
“If it was me who didn't like it. Names of cool guys who lead normal lives should be hidden in the ground forever.”
“If it's not wrong, isn't it taken from the story about our senior in second grade? If it's not wrong name*** who is captain on the baseball team, right? He's his crazy mind, huh? Obviously such a sport is not popular here. I'm sure, he if you have graduated the most mentok so minimarket.” employees
“You can't appreciate your own seniors what? How much do you hate that you don't want to mention his name?! Show at least your adab even if it's a real shame! Anyway, I think I read this somewhere. Are you just a copy paste by someone?”
“It must be just your feeling. We are good people who understand copyright and obey the same thing as law. Where might we play take people's work for granted. Well, if we certainly use the ATM.” technique
“Yes, that must be just your feeling. We might copy the famous paste here. If you are tight, we must see a crowded outside but who read a little here.”
“Your heart is actually made of what to the point of casually talking like that.”
Eza, who heard the unlawful confession, could only hope that two of his friends would be put into a cell, and immediately stay away from being exposed to the sap of two sinful creatures nearby.
“Keep, why am I the protagonist?”
“If others I will not. If the protagonist is me, it's not good for my heart. That's why I chose you.”
“Ooh! I understand that! It seems that if we are the protagonists, we will be the target of a hidden cult created by the same fanatical Snow White fan. If you we become calm, at least you will die.”
“What kind of reason is that!? So I was made into a collision by you! Wait, it doesn't exist in the real world. You guys are too parno mostly watch anime. Well, now more about Iroha.”
The serious aura was instantly felt by his two friends. But for some reason, the serious aura Eza emitted was not only applicable to his two friends, but also spread throughout the classroom.
That is power Snow White said. When you mention his name, surprisingly, the entire human sense of hearing will increase sharply. No exception if those who say it are a group of otaku that are not flashy. Moreover, the one who said it was Eza, the one who often interacted with the Snow White as well as the one who sat next to her. All of these things will attract a lot of attention.
“Iroha is the perfect girl. She's beautiful, she's smart, and she's also pretty athletic, so I'm sure she's good at sports too. Then you simplify all those traits with ‘beautiful girls inside fable’ and also ‘idol’.”
His two friends, including the people in the class nodded and said, “oooh, that's right,” in their hearts, agreed with Eza's words and went back to listening to her words.
“But not all of that is too much? I mean, he's super duper rough, impatient, jutek, irritable, temperamental—“
When Eza takes all of Yuuki's traits seriously, his friends in the class who initially listen to Eza's words begin to get scared, stop listening, and try not to get involved, when the temperature inside the classroom suddenly turned cold and their bodies sent life danger signals when a monster entered the classroom.
Eza himself, who felt no danger approaching himself slowly, was still blabbering when his two friends had quietly disappeared from his side, leaving him alone with the monster.
“—also stubborn. What do you mean by that last sentence? The tsundere? She's she? Don't make me laugh. He has no such nature at all. Do you understand, friends ...”
When Eza tried to finish his sentence while looking at his two friends to both understand, that was where the moments of his life history would end. Instead of seeing two boys of her age, Eza saw a silver-haired female figure cross her arms with a smile ... That should be sweet.
“Guhh ...”
