The Heretic Chef: Exaworld Online
Brother Melon
Many people think cooking is easy. Because, if there is someone who can not cook, they only need to follow the recipe or video tutorial that has been set, and then they will certainly be able to cook as they want.
However, it is completely wrong.
If Nier had now heard someone say 'cooking is easy', he would have jumped up and given a spinning kick to the person's head.
It was not an exaggeration, but it was what Nier felt right now. He carefully followed every step of the recipe that Momo had given, but all of it ended up failing just because of one small mistake.
Well, he was just a few seconds late before turning over the meat that was in his dish, and just because of that, now the results of his cooking really felt different.
Nier sighed softly before throwing everything on his plate into the trash can.
"Sister, did it fail again?" Asked Elyu who had been sitting quietly next to him.
"It seems so..."
"Wahhhhh congratulations! This is my 1,000th big brother's failure!" Elyu cheered happily as if he was already looking forward to Nier's failure.
Nier is not staying silent. Whenever she felt frustrated, Elyu's cheeks were ready to be pinched.
"You damn brat, stop cheering!" Shouted Nier before hugging Elyu and pulling that adorable cheek.
"Aaackk. jangaan pipii.."
"Shut up, don't be noisy!"
"Uuah.. hentikaan.kakaakh uuhh.."
Yep, that's the daily life they have been doing for the last 3 months.
Indeed, without feeling it has been 3 months of time passed, but even so, between Nier, Elyu, and Momo, the 3 months passed very quickly, even they do not realize that they have lived together for 3 months.
And during these 3 months, there were a lot of changes going on.
For example, like the ability to cook Nier which has now increased rapidly. Although the cuisine was not yet Momo's, it was delicious enough to make everyone drool at the sight of the cooking.
In addition to cooking, Nier's leveling speed had also improved greatly. Indeed for the past 3 months Nier just sat still and cooked at Momo's house, but occasionally he will also go out and hunt monsters to increase his level.
『 Status Windows
Name : NieR
Level 144
Class: The Heretic Chef
Title :10
Health: 22,070
Mana: 10,630
Dark Energy: 1,440
STR :327 INT:21
AGI: 300 VITS: 69
DEX: 1,000
Absolute Evasion: 10%
Charisma 20
Charm 20
Evasion: 30%
Leadership: 1
Fame: 336,900
Points Stat: 0. 』
Just look, doesn't his status look amazing?
There is an additional attribute inside its status, and it is DEX or Dexterity, which means dexterity. This new attribute he got after repeatedly cutting onions until finally this attribute was created by itself.
Dexterity was indispensable in cooking, and it was for this reason that Nier decided to include his remaining 1,000 status points into Dexterity.
But, not all good things happened during these 3 months. Because, there is one thing that makes Nier very irritated and frustrated.
『 Abnormal Cooking (Passive )
Beginner Level 9 (99.99%)
Special skill 'The Heretic Chef', the user can cook anything he wants without any restrictions at all.
* Gives abnormal effects on cooking.
* Improving taste in food.
* Increase stamina recovery speed.
Right, that was his cooking skill. Although he has cooked hundreds of times, but this skill never increased to the Intermediate level, but it can be seen alone if the remaining Exp is only 00.01% before leveling up.
Nier did not know why this could happen, but he could guess that if he wanted to raise the level of his abnormal cooking skill, at least he had to make food with a different level.
And this is where Nier is, he tries to follow the special recipe that Momo gives, but unfortunately the experiment always fails.
"Uuu..uhh why does sister always pinch Elyu's cheek?" Whining Elyu after escaping from Nier's embrace, he took a few steps back before rubbing his flushed cheeks.
"Why indeed? Elyu's cheeks are mine, so of course I can pinch them." Nier answered as if he didn't care.
"Ehh... But right. Even if Elyu's cheek belongs to big brother, you can't keep pinching him."
Elyu once again retreated backwards after seeing Nier's hand moving towards him.
Feeling her cheek was being threatened, Elyu quickly thought of a plan before opening her mouth and speaking.
"Wait for big brother, there's a big melon waiting for you outside."
"Silver melon?" After hearing that, Nier's hand stopped moving and his eyebrows immediately raised. Elyu thought Nier would believe him and free his cheek from torment, but his conjecture was completely wrong..
"Hohoho.. My dear Elyu, since when did you learn to lie?"
Nier quickly pulled Elyu into her arms, but before she could pull her cute cheeks, the door opened and a beautiful blonde girl entered the room.
"......."
"......."
Instantly the atmosphere inside the room turned silent as the eyes of Nier and the girl met. Indeed, they were currently in an embarrassing position, Nier who was hugging Elyu and the girl who was watching them.
"Sorry to interrupt, I'll be waiting for you outside."
Said the girl and slowly started closing the door. He closed the door completely, but the door he closed was not completely closed. Nier could see that the girl was still peeking at him from behind the door.
"Queen, what are you doing?"
That girl is Queen. Now, Nier had absolutely no idea how to respond when he saw such a Queen.
"Forwardly, I'll wait for you here." Said Queen again.
"......."
"No kk, big brother melon please help Elyu, big brother Nier went crazy like this because of his 1000th failure!"
Shouted Elyu with a pleading gaze, but unfortunately Queen did not care, she still remained silent and peeked at them from behind the door like a thief.
Seeing that, Nier let out a soft sigh before removing Elyu from his embrace. Actually, he still did not understand why lately Queen kept coming to him.
"Silver melon!" After escaping from Nier's embrace, Elyu immediately opened the door and hugged Queen's body happily.
Big brother melon, that's the weird nickname Elyu gave to Queen. From the name alone Nier can know why Queen is nicknamed the sister melon, well, especially if not for her large chest like a melon.
But despite being called that, the strange Queen never gets angry and instead responds with a smile.
"Queen, what do you need to do here?" Nier asked while putting white gloves on her hands.
"As usual, can we talk?"
"....... Sure, wait a minute, I'll prepare something for you."
Nier answered by removing some ingredients from his Inventory.
In fact, there are new rules that Momo makes to improve Nier's cooking skills while in her home, and that rule is to feed every guest who comes up with the dishes that Nier cooks.
If the guest is not satisfied with the dish Nier gave, of course Momo's back and forth slap will soon be lodged in her cheek.
And here, Nier is pretty sure that Queen came here for free food.
"Lily is here, too." Said the Queen by stroking Elyu's head. It was obvious that he really wanted to eat, even he asked for more portions for himself.
"Ahh... I understand, then I will immediately prepare two additional portions and an extra large portion for Miss Queen, correct?"
Queen nodded in agreement before re-adding.
"Don't forget the 2 hot milks."
"Ohh, of course, I'll take 2 of your hot milk soon." Nier replied with a vein that was starting to show on her forehead.
A guest who did not even pay, now made himself work like a slave. Of course Nier was upset and couldn't accept it. If only Nier could refuse, he would have immediately kicked this blonde girl out.
"No, my chest is still not producing milk, you better use cow's milk." Queen answered by crossing her arms around her chest before leaving Nier.
'..... Wait a minute what did he say? The chest? Milk?'
Nier was speechless, she was completely speechless, she was speechless anymore. He never expected that his anger would be met with such vulgar jokes.
Queen, a girl known as The Ice Goddess due to her cold and heartless nature.
However when Nier recalled that, her face immediately shriveled.
"What's cold, she's just a perverted woman!"
