The Enchantment of Madam

Lucu

"Yeah!!!"

The sound of screaming was shocking and I opened my eyes when it turned out that someone in the deck was shouting.

Plaque!

A slap shot at my cheek, it hurt.

"Why do you dare to hug me?!" asked the Gothic ma'am who directly distanced his body from me.

"Mbak who asked, last night, right, Mbak drunk and––" I said stopped because Mbak Gothic nyerocos at length.

"You?!" The Gothic Sister's index pointed at my face with rounded eyes.

"You benefit the situation! I knew I was drunk, why did you even obey the words of a drunk? It wasn't me asking, Lelee! I don't realize, you should understand not even obey, pack a curling event everything. It sucks!" he said it was like firecrackers when he spoke.

It seemed like the Gothic Sister was tired, she was silent for a moment until finally the atmosphere became unpleasant as a fierce gaze looked at me at this moment.

"Why am I wearing this shirt? The feeling last night was not this shirt that I was wearing," said Ms. Gothic while watching the clothes attached to her body.

The eyes of the Gothic Mbak are now glaring at me sharply.

"Le, don't you say that the one who changed my clothes was––" asked Mbak Gothic with a look of caution looking at me.

I smile.

"Ah, LELEEE!!!" pekik Mbak Gothic annoyed.

***

The sun had already started to rise and was warm after I took a morning shower. The wall clock's needle points to the number eight and the Gothic Mbak still chooses inside the blanket.

"Mandi, gih!" I said while drying my hair with a small towel.

"Males!" his reply who was still hugging the bolster pillow with an annoyed face.

"Gue wants to find clothes, yes, you still wear these clothes from yesterday?"

"Whatever!" he said while turning his back on me. Funny, Gothic ma'am really funny.

"Awas, if there are other men who visit here do not open. Who knows if you want a merkosa, right?"

The body that was behind me finally returned to me with a look as if scared when looking at me. However, suddenly the pillow wrapped in white cloth slid right on my face.

"Do not want me!" he said with an annoyed face.

The surprised me suddenly became smiling. Really, she really is the rare woman I just met in life.

"Go, sana! I'm still angry with you for daring to change my clothes last night" said Mbak Gothic who really looks upset.

"Yes, yeah, yeah. It's not just the clothes I change. We're also––"

"GO!!!"

Not wanting to be hit by a pillow, I finally chose to get out of the cottage and walk leisurely aimlessly because I did not know anyone was selling clothes or not.

Luckily there are those who sell clothes not far from the cottages that I occupy with the Gothic Mbak even though I see only beach clothes and other accessories related to swimming/snorkeling only.

"For Mas Ganteng ..." said a mature woman wearing beach clothes. He looks attractive with exotic skin and a big smile when greeting me who stands on his lapel.

"August, Ma'am. Can you please choose clothes and pants that are not too rame motive, no?"

The seller laughed.

"The name of the beach dress motif, yes, must be like this all. The handsome guy likes to joke, huh!" he said while poking my waist. Ganjen!

"If you choose a color, for a handsome Mas must fit all, lah. Want bright colors, dark colors, even colors from the supernatural, even, it seems to fit just fine," he said with a spirit of eyeing me.

The seller smiled as he grabbed two beach clothes with the dominance of each blue and red shirt for me and plain shorts. Fortunately, his pants were not patterned by coconut trees either.

I handed over the money after he mentioned the nominal I had to pay. I swear, this time the purse gouged like my body.

My stomach was rumbling as I was about to return to the cottage. I grabbed my phone and searched for the name 'Right Dings' on my phone.

"Hello? What's the matter with my phone?" A woman's voice came from the cell phone, which is now my wife.

"Gue wants to buy food, Mommy wants to eat what?"

"Eat people!" he said he sounded annoyed.

"okay!"

"Ih, what, okay?"

"Yes, continues? I have to ask what? Later in the cottage eat me the imood and gemesin!"

"Huweekkk! It's unclean!" the answer was then the phone call was cut off.

**

I brought this morning breakfast that I bought in a simple stall when I walked into the cottage. Bring two boxes of food with vegetables and meat in it.

As I thought, Mbak Gotik still faithfully hugged a bolster pillow that was both embraced by us last night. Ah, I remember last night. Where am I and Mbak Gotik––

Damnit damnit! The sound of the Gothic Mother's phone shocked me while being engrossed in remembering the beautiful night.

"Hello?"

The Gothic ma'am is seen answering a cell phone. While I walked towards the small kitchen in the back to fetch the drinking water that was provided by the cottage manager. However, when he returned to the main room instead saw tears melt from the cheeks of Gothic Mbak.

"I'll be home soon, Dad." The voice was slow and sad I heard when the phone was still attached to the cheeks of Mbak Gothic and tears that had soaked the cheeks.

I who was carrying two glasses of water stood sculpting and at this time Mbak Gothic rose from the bed and opened––

"Lelee!!!! What are you doing there?" gothic Ma'am shouted as she almost undressed.

"Close the door, I want to change!" the fierce with the look of the eyes was not sad anymore, but turned to be upset when I saw me.

Without saying much I closed it with my feet because my hands were carrying glasses. Not wanting to starve I finally chose to eat first because I knew that the Gothic Sister changed clothes for a long time. Cool, yeah, can I find out? Obviously I know because when waiting for him to take a shower I can fall asleep.

The meal was over a few minutes ago and the door opened. From behind the door that has been opened it looks like Gothic mother has been dressed neatly wearing a long-sleeved shirt and cloth pants and legs that are based on high heels.

"We're going home now!" mama Gothic said as she was wearing a watch in her hand.

"Now? Kan, Mommy hasn't eaten yet. Eat first, la!" my door.

Although the Gothic ma'am did not like me, but I am now her husband and it is my duty to take care of her.

Since when can I be sweet and responsible?

"So long, the ship is waiting."

"All right." I got up and followed him walking away from the cottage.

The Albern family cruise ship was waiting for us at a small dock provided by the island manager. However, as he was about to head to the mobile phone ship Mbak Gothic rang and he stopped his steps as this hand stalled for him.

"Yes, Dad. I was in front of the ship to leave" said Mbak Gothic when receiving a cellphone call. However, his face turned pale after a few seconds he spoke.

'Gedubrak!'

The Gothic mother fell unconscious.