That Cold Guy is my Ex!
Non Sense Science
The semester exams have begun. Keynna is in avid student mode. He had been continuously memorizing various formulas for his physical exam.
"Style is equal to mass times the acceleration of Newton. I'm the same as Jungkook times Taehyung same as married." said Keynna with the last sentence ngaco.
"Who is married?" chirps Lisa just came.
"Ah? Who?" Keynna was drunk.
"Lo mabok what's kesambet? Your face is pathetic." ridiculed Lisa.
"Gue dizzy same physics formula. Why does there have to be physics? Why not a love lesson? Halu I'm the same Taehyung increasingly become." lamented Keynna with his eyes clear.
"Gue is relaxed." said Lisa, "Dead select A all numbers." he continued relaxed.
"Lo crazy? This is not a gamble." said Keynna.
"Who said gambling?" sewot Lisa, "A's her blood type In Yeop oppa, I dream semalem nemenin In Yeob oppa check her blood type."
Keynna. Shock. Unbelievingly. Is this Lisa half conscious or crazy?
"No Comen." said Keynna surrender. He turned his back on Lisa.
"Lo loves it." whined Lisa. But Keynna didn't care.
"Btw, where's Anna? How come he hasn't come? Don't say no more permission." said Lisa to shift the topic. It's almost 7 o'clock and Anna hasn't seen her nose anywhere.
Keynna confronts Lisa again as soon as she hears Anna has not arrived. "Yes, too, he hasn't come" said Keynna.
"Cowok lo same the kingpins are also not nongol tuh." added Lisa.
"Udah said I have nothing else the same Arshaka, ngeyel very mouth lo." sewot Keynna.
"Iye maap the queen mother" Lisa said with a joke.
Before long the object being discussed first appeared. Anna came in wearing a red beret on her head. He looks skinny.
"Loh Ann! How come you just came?" greet Lisa as soon as her friend sits down.
"Yes sorry, the streets are jammed." replied Anna.
"Lo not papa? You didn't come in yesterday." asked Keynna.
"Yes, you're also getting thinner" Lisa observes Anna's body.
"Gue stress is thinking about the exam so thin." Anna replied lying.
"Gue thinks there's something. Don't stress, it's as relaxing as I am" Lisa said.
Keynna screeched, "What's so relaxing, you're so crazy. When he wants to write all the same answers A because of dapet wangsit?!" shoot Keynna.
"Who said wangsit? I said In Yeop oppa's blood type was A, so I chose A's all." said Lisa.
"Yes and I got it through a dream, right?" keynna said she didn't want to lose.
"Have you done it" Anna mediated the debate between the two friends. "Lo on if the storm is quite beneficial dong."
Before long Arshaka and the 'fool' called Lisa come. Besides Arshaka, the three of them looked haggard and stressed. Especially Raffa, whose hair is usually berpomade with a high crest, now looks ruffled.
Arshaka sat next to Keynna who exchanged a smile with her. Regan's eyes even glared when she found Anna's presence.
"Ann! How come you're here anyway? Lo kan abis o-" Regan's speech was cut short when Anna glared at him not to continue.
"What abus?" ask Lisa. He felt hanging denge in Sundanese.
"Abis-sports keeps my legs sprained so yesterday I did not enter. Isn't that right, Gan?" anna looked at Regan.
Regan cleared her throat, "Yes, that's what I mean."
"Lo's leg sprains? You're not papa?" Sontak Keynna and Lisa were immediately worried.
"Gue is already dying. Now, again, a test, I don't want to follow up. There are no secret partners" Anna said.
"Lo can ask for a conversation with us. I think the formula ntar the Lisa nulis use Arabic, let's suppose do'a happy learning." said Keynna silly.
"Lo think I'm of arab descent? Let alone arabic, write the same degree only I still taper." sewot Lisa.
"Yes, Lisa is illiterate." Panji said.
"Eh just haphazardly lo, my mother's son!" lisa is upset.
"Gue emang son of mami, emang lo son of the devil." sambar Panji spicy.
"Devil is telling the devil." - Lisa.
"Lo demon!"
"Lo demon!
"Lo!"
"Lo!"
"Well, keep fighting, demon couple." said Raffa.
***
"Campus me!" keynna. He slapped his head on the table. Wailed sadly at his worsening test scores for no reason.
The semester exam was conducted. This week, students were forced to rack their brains and swallow dozens of textbooks with hundreds of materials of various genres just to answer 40 questions.
Cakra has a habit to share the results of the semester exam before being distributed report. It was to evaluate the extent of students' ability to take exams and understand the material. The value is pure and should be known by parents.
At recess, Keynna, Lisa, Anna, Panji, Raffa, Regan and Arshaka sit around in class. Their minds are different, some are happy like Anna, the smart one. Some are ordinary even though the value is perfect like Arshaka, some are relaxed and seem to not care like a trio of jellyfish, and Lisa and there are wailing like Keynna.
"Where is the value of lo?" ask Arshaka.
Keynna turned his head, and looked sadly, "Ancur" he said.
"Yeah Key, so I say if you nurutin I make a bulletin answer all use A, you can get 70" said Lisa relaxed.
Hearing him, Kenna sat up straight for a moment. "Yes I was astonished. Time you dapet 70 just membebuletin A all? Is this what you're talking about or is it public sham?"
"Well, it's called lucky. You know l-u-c-k-y." lisa's spelling cool.
"More times." snorted Keynna.
"How much is Key?" ask Panji.
"50." answered Keynna lethargicly.
"Gruesome? Lo bego dong." timpal Raffa laughed.
Arshaka stared at Raffa warning of making Raffa stop his laughter, "But I got 54 tablets" he said.
Keynna turned his head blankly, "Don't tell me you're doing all C's."
"That's right," Raffa shook his head,"Gue said, all use B." he continued.
Keynna flinched, "Huh? Doesn't make sense, the Lisa dapet 70 because membebulletin all pake A and lo dapet 54 because membeletin all use B? What is magic?!" yelling Keynna dizzy.
"Non sense." snorted Keynna.
"But I'm doing all the D's with 80." said Regan.
Keynna turned, "WHAT?"
