Swordsman Dog Stick

Ep 5 - Want Extra Joss...???

"hello my dear grandson.hahaha...." Sapa Chua Pek Dong while swinging the stick knocked Agni's head from behind when it had been in Agni's soul realm.

"No.tuhh... Hurt Eyaaang...." Rintih Agni rubbed her head, while turning over. Chua Pek Dong had descended from his golden lotus flower and was now in front of Agni, also a passage of light that was above the sky.

"Haha... So where is the book" said Chua Pek Dong.

Agni felt behind her clothes looking for the Dog Beating Stick book that she kept inside, but Agni was confused because she did not find the book.

"Taa... I kept it here, Eyang" said Agni.

"Haha.... Stupid me..." Chua Pek Dong said as he tapped his own head with his cane.

"Alright, let me explain you about the realm of the soul"

"The soul belongs only to those who have one spirit root. And this nature is the nature in your inner consciousness, formed by your own imagination. This meadow and sky is actually you who made it" Chua Pek Dong said.

"Is it really Eyang, so I can make something here as I please, how?"

"You just have to think of something you want to do"

Agni then tried what Chua Pek Dong said. He thought of a large house with a garden equipped with a pond.

"Mir.ting..ting"

A large house as Agni thought, appeared in the place where her eyes looked, equipped with a garden and a pond.

"Excellent" hissed Agni was amazed. Then he tried to think of an army of soldiers, complete with chariots and weapons of war.

"Ting.ting...ting..."

There was something strange this time, only chariots and weapons of war appeared.

"Eyang, I'm thinking about a squad of soldiers, but why don't you show up?" Ask Agni.

"Everything you can create here, except humans, demons, and some other intelligent beings" Chua Pek Dong explained.

Agni thought about Chua Pek Dong's explanation, then became astonished precisely because of the presence of Chua Pek Dong itself.

"Then why are you in my soul realm, Eyang?" Ask Agni.

"Haha... I know you'll ask me that"

"You can enter the realm of the soul of someone who has a blood relation with you, as long as you have a power greater than the one you want to enter the realm of his soul"

Agni tried to digest Chua Pek Dong's description, a moment later she had understood it.

"Alright, I understand eyeang"

"To enter this realm, you just need to flow the qi to the point between your eyebrows. As for getting out, do the same thing, and imagine your body"

"Eventually, when you go in and out of the realm of the soul, you can bring some objects by touching and flowing qi on them"

Agni listened carefully to Chua Pek Dong's explanation, it wasn't difficult for Agni to understand it.

"That means, can I bring someone else here?"

"It is possible, but at the moment you are not able, at least if you are already at the SoulGod stage, then you can do it" replied Chua Pek Dong.

"Alright, quickly bring the book here" he concluded.

Agni immediately did as Chua Pek Dong explained, Agni also did not forget to bring something that he found stuck in his shoelace when drowning in the river.

Before long Agni had returned to her soul realm.

"Well, is this book true? Just containing pictures of bald people, I can also make it Eatang" talk like that, Agni made run and jump around holding her butt while screaming in pain due to the punch of a stick that floated after her.

"Your bun... With your current strength? Until your fingers break all together there's no way you can do it. Here, let me show you something"

The book in Agni's hands suddenly flew away, and passed into Chua Pek Dong's hands, followed by his staff.

"I'll introduce you to someone"

The Book of Dog Beating Sticks floated in front of Chua Pek Dong, then the old man hit him very hard.

"Muuugghh"

"Cnoshateya"

Thin green smoke came out of the book, then the thing that surprised Agni, appeared an old man wearing a brown dress in black pants, with long hair tied and reddish color was screaming in pain.

"Basic, crazy boy, you're challenging me crazy old boy"

Suddenly the brown-clad old man jumped towards Chua Pek Dong while taking off his belt, which in an instant turned into a sword.

Apparently Chua Pek Dong was ready to accept the attack.

"Trank... Trings... Truucum..."

The two weapons clashed together giving off a greenish glow combined with a golden light and resulting in a radiance of energy that sent Agni bouncing a few dozen steps back.

"Haha.... Only paddy snakes dare to bully" said Chua Pek Dong.

"Bad, here let me cut off your itchy hands that crazy boy" replied the old man in golden brown.

"Triiing... Triingg..."

In an instant the two old men had exchanged dozens of moves, maybe even more, but what appeared in Agni's eyes, was only flickering, too, he was completely unable to keep up with the fight of the two old men who had now floated fighting in midair.

"That's great..." Agni was amazed.

"That's it... Never mind... Someone is waiting for me, want until your gray hair falls out will also not be able to hit me" Chua Pek Dong asked to stop the fight.

"Look, you have to feel the sharpness of my sword" said the old irang in brown.

"Trang.trung...tring"

"Well the serpent... I surrendered... As long as you reply no harder than my punch earlier" said Chua Pek Dong.

"Haha... That's dong..." Reply old man in brown.

The sword in his hand then flew and circled around before finally the sword hilt knocked on Chua Pek Dong's head.

"Dduuuggghh"

"Based on a fat snake" Chua Pek Dong said, enduring the pain.

The two old men landed not far from Agni, suddenly both of them broke down, stepped closer to each other, then did a game of tososan with both of their hands, it ends with jumping and fighting each other's ass while laughing out loud.

"Truly old people are crazy, actually me or they are still children" Agni shook her head while patting her head.

"You look" Chua Pek Dong said to the brown-clothed old man who had sheathed his sword into a belt.

"The granddaughter named Mahisa Agni, pays her respects to Eyang" Agni said as she cupped her hands.

"Hmmm... It's pretty good, but it's just the middle-stage Satria realm?" Said the old man.

"Haha.... It was only a few days ago that his dantian point and some of his meridian points opened, only yesterday did he realize his dantian, and this morning he broke through to the realm of intermediate stage Satria"

The brown-clothed old man was a little surprised, then silent for a moment while nodding his head slowly, and suddenly there laughed out loud.

"Haha..... Crazy boy, you're smart to pick people, too.... Haha...." Said the old man in brown.

"Haha... I that's it... But without the help of the old men there is also no way I can find it" Chua Pek Dong replied.

"Cu, introduce, this paddy snake is named Takada Tanaga" he continued.

Suddenly Agni puffed her cheeks and mouth, half dead she held back laughing. The name of the brown-clothed old man was no less strange than his ancestor.

As hard as it survived, it finally came off as well as a stifled laugh from Agni's mouth.

"Haha... Ma.sorry Eyang... Does Eyang Takada Tanaga want me to buy extra joss? Haha...." Agni said with a louder laugh.

The two old men looked at each other before looking at Agni with their cobbled faces. Slowly, Chua Pek Dong's bamboo-patterned staff and Takada Tanaga's sword floated before them.

Seeing the two guns hovering, Agni was aware of the threat.

"Addua.... Die me" he said in his heart.

The two weapons flew close to Agni.

"Am.ampun Eyang's...Ampuu..."

Without a second thought, Agni immediately ran to avoid, but for nothing, alternately the two floating weapons beat Agni's butt. But Takada Tanaga's sword only hit with the blade surface, open with the sharp part. And Agni, keep running around while holding her ass.

"Let's feel the rancid boy" Chua Pek Dong said.

"He should be your student" Takada Tanaga said.

"Huhaha....." Both giggle.

While Agni was still running around them, and the two weapons were also still chasing after her.

"Let's play chess first, let the boy know the taste" Chua Pek Dong asked.

"Haha... So how many millions of years have you studied? Haha...." Takada Tanaga playing Chua Pek Dong.

"Don't be arrogant you're a Sawah Serpent, just look, this time you'll bow down to me" Chua Pek Dong replied.

"Haha... You are good at bragging" Takada Tanaga said.

Then a table complete with a chessboard and a pawn, as if out of a vacuum in the hands of Chua Pek Dong. Both started the game.

"Damn the old men" Agni said cursing in her heart. Agni intended to run up to the two old men and jump onto their chessboard. But every time he tried, he bounced away unable to reach both. While both weapons still continued to beat him, which forced him to keep running.

After nearly fifteen minutes, Chua Pek Dong's face was tangled, while Takada Tanaga was acting presumptuous while playing a blade of grass between his teeth. A few more steps are almost certain Chua Pek Dong will swallow defeat.

At the same time, Agni's situation had not changed. Then he intends to repeat his attempt of jumping onto their chessboard.

"Ampuuun Eyaaaannnggg..." Shouted Agni was still in pursuit of both weapons, just a few steps away from Agni to the chessboard.

Takada Tanaga did not let him, he moved his finger outwards, trying to create a barrier so that Agni would not interfere with their game. But almost simultaneously, Chua Pek Dong moved his finger inward to thwart Takada Tanaga's intentions.

"Bruugghhhh" Agni's chest landed on the chessboard and disbanded the two parents' game.

"Haha... You are very clever, a crazy boy, very similar to the deer" said Takada Tanaga.

"Haha... What is clear is that I have not lost" Chua Pek Dong said, then pulled the table and chessboard along with the pawn, which then disappeared in his hand.

"Here we go, next time we continue, this child needs to be taught a lesson" Chua Pek Dong continued.

"What a heart.... Hix...hiks..." Rintih Agni yamg has sat down.

"Haha... Sukurin" said Takada Tanaga.

"Well, Naughty Boy, look, take a good look at the book you said you could make" Chua Pek Dong said.

Agni immediately got up while holding her butt, but strangely, all of a sudden the pain in her butt had disappeared.

The Book of Sticks had now floated before Agni. The two old men were on both sides.

"Until your fingers fall out, your veins break also do not dream can make it" said Chua Pek Dong.

"What??? He said he could make it...???" Takada Tanaga asked in surprise. But then he laughed out loud.

"Haha... You kid don't know himself, man,. It is right to be your student, O Little Sinting" concluded Takada Tanaga.

Then the Dog Stick floated in front of the Dog Stick. The two old men swung their arms with two pointed fingers.

A streak of green and golden-coloured rays shot out from the fingers of the two people. The beam went towards the base of the stick, then the stick shook. From the other end of the stick came a golden green light which then highlighted the Dog Stick. And suddenly we are issuing a small explosion along with the appearance of a thin smoke in golden green as well.