Status: Married

Yudhis the Nambek

Being alone with Nawang was common for Yudhis. As friends, not infrequently they do picnics, camping, and other exciting things both. But this time it must be a little different. Because their status is married.

Well, even if he married her only on paper.

Eagerly, Yudhis prepared many things for their date. For example, what they will do, where they go, and what gifts he will bring. However, something that Yudhis did not expect happened.

Because a virus that had become a pandemic again spread, the government called for the PSBB or Large-Scale Social Restrictions. Therefore, there is a ban on leaving the house for any reason before the deadly virus disappears. Unfortunately, the ban came into effect the day before their dating plans.

“Crazy! The virus is dead. But, instead eat the victim again now. Where up to five hundred people per day patients.” Nawang commented while watching television in the living room.

Beside him, Yudhis only fell silent without commenting. His eyes were just straight staring at the 43-inch television screen with a vengeful gaze.

Feeling that the person next to him was silent, Nawang also nudged Yudhis shoulder.

“Heh! That's a real old face so T-rex, you know. Sebete can't get out of the house?”

Yudhis was still flinching with his sinister face. He was getting more and more upset, because it seemed like Nawang did not feel what he was feeling at the moment.

“Yaelah... Thank you very much, Dhis! If we do not have to worry about the stalker.”

For this reason, Yudhis understood and was very grateful. But, he also very regretted it, because dating outside was one of the opportunities to make out with Nawang. If they stay at home like this, they will only spend time playing games or chatting as usual. For Yudhis who already realized his feelings, of course, all that was not enough.

“Gue knows that lo bosen. What if we play a game?” persuade Nawang.

Yudhis was not persuaded by the appeal.

“You want me masakin? Lo want what? West ala? Indonesia's? The japs? The korean? Or India? I really bought salt masala. How?” rayu Nawang again, but that did not make Yudhis speak.

Therefore, Nawang rolled his eyeballs. He was running out of ideas. Unlike him, Yudhis who has lashed will be very difficult to persuade. Even the parents of Yudhis himself gave up several times.

“Ck! Yes already. I want to create content first. Bye!” said Nawang who no longer knows what to do.

The horse-drawn girl got up from the sofa to her private room. But, just a few steps walk, Nawang immediately stopped. He felt that someone was following in his footsteps.

“Ngapain?” nawang asked as soon as he turned his body.

He found Yudhis already behind him, complete with a sofa cushion in his arms.

“Says to do?”

Nawang's eyes immediately squinted. He spoke earlier, not answering. Nawang's turn to the room, immediately tailed. Her husband's attitude this time really made her confused as well as astonished.

“Lo want to follow?” ask Nawang again.

Only then did Yudhis realize, that the video content that Nawang would create might not require him to exist.

“Ngak. I just want to go back to the room, continue now want to tell you to make his TV matain.” quickly Yudhis gave an excuse and passed Nawang just like that.

Nawang cengo. If only turn off the television, not without asking for help Nawang also can? And isn't he the last one on the couch? Why isn't Yudhis deadly?

“Yudhistyrex!!” exclamation Nawang.

Unfortunately, Yudhis had already disappeared as fast as lightning when Nawang looked over.

“Haaa..” grunt Nawang with rough.

Then, with a thunderous voice Nawang shouted, “Siri!!! Shut the TV off!!!”

Yudhis who heard the scream was shocked. However, he pretended not to care and continued on his way to the room.

…

“The first day of PSBB in a new home. You want to know, Mr Boss again what from earlier?”

“See, tuh! My handsome husband and said authoritative still goleran in the blanket. Don't want to go out, spoken to hard, malesan. Hmm... strongly reflect good boss, yes?”

Hearing himself being completely insinuated by Nawang, Yudhis also spread his blanket. It was obvious how upset Yudhis was at this time, because his rest was interrupted by his wife.

He thought, this time he will not be participating in Nawang content. Therefore, Yudhis decided to just fall asleep. Goods times will dream of a date today.

Unfortunately, dating in a dream also fails. Even thwarted by the person he's been dating. Imagine what it looks like!

“Ayolaaah.. although today we are not out, we can still date at home.” Nawang said it in the softest tone possible.

Inwardly, Yudhis swore he would start calling his wife with a female fox. Her words are sweet whenever she wants. However, it is always poisonous when its will is fulfilled.

“Bby, dating at home. Want what? NTflix and chill?” Yudhis pranks back.

Fortunately, Nawang is currently behind the camera. Otherwise, perhaps his ugly ugly stern face would have spread overnight. Of course Nawang does not want that.

“Do not be shy. I'm ready kap-”

Not yet finished Yudhis said, an indoor sandal has sipped his kinclong jidat.

“Cut! Cut off! Be recharged! What the hell, say that? Iyewgh~” exclaims Nawang while fiddling with his camera so that the image was removed.

“Lo the macem-macem first. Yes, I'll follow you.”

It seems that Yudhis did want to invite Nawang to argue.

“Yes, don't have to say it's also keleus! My channel entry should be suspended how, njir?” reply Nawang upset.

“Ya, already. Make a real one, dong? People rest, instead you disturbin.”

Thanks to Nawang's interference, Yudhis intention to laze was lost.

“Lo why the hell, Dhis? Like you want to get out of the house? Not afraid of pandemic lo?”

Yudhis looked, then replied, “Lo has been dating so many times not sensitive to men, anyway?”

Asked what, answered what. How can Nawang not be confused? What does his love story have to do with the problems he asks?

Nawang wanted to ask him, but suddenly Yudhis smartphone rang.

“This sort of one also what is a phone?” grab that guy.

Nawang realized that the already murky face of Yudhis was becoming increasingly murky and pale. Guess, the phone came from the person Yudhis least expected in the world. And sure enough that guess.

“Why, Cel?” Yudhis went straight to the point as he picked up the phone from Marcel. He was too lazy to mince words even though he just said ‘halo’ to the perverted man.

“It's Saturday. You take the documents Monday, early in the morning.” Yudhis said again.

Nawang's vegetables still heard Yudhis secretary's voice from across the street. The man named Marcel sounded pushy. Although he could not hear clearly, Nawang guessed that the man wanted Yudhis to come to the office to get things done.

Yudhis seemed increasingly upset, as Marcel continued to insist. Then, in the midst of his frustration, Yudhis like giving a code to Nawang.

Fortunately, Nawang caught the code and it was time for him to act.

“Sayang~ who, anyway? We're going to be all over again. How quit? I'm not satisfied~”

Pfftts.

The spoiled tone of the contrived Nawang almost made Yudhis bitter. Moreover, Nawang said it with a loud voice.