Red Hooded Girl

The Extra Part 9

“How to cut it, Neng?” ask the God who is helping his beloved wife cook. His right hand held a knife, while his left hand held a carrot.

The beautiful woman who was washing the chicken turned her head for a moment to answer the question posed by her husband.

“However, at will. But if you can cut serong,” sahutnya.

“Oke.” The god began slicing the carrot after previously peeling the skin and cutting its base and roots.

If there is free time, as much as possible God jumped into the kitchen to help the wife. According to the father of four children, the real romance is when the husband takes the time to help the work of the wife.

“It want to cook vegetable soup yes, Neng?” throw God while cutting carrots on the cutting board.

“Iya, Aa favorites ‘kan?” Mimin still washes chicken in the kitchen sink.

“Iya dong's. I prefer vegetable soup over spinach. You see if spinach makes you unable to sleep.”

Mimin frowned at the husband's statement, which he said was awkward. "Sparamarind makes you unable to sleep? New feelings are terrible."

“Serious, if you eat spinach so you can not sleep because ... pay your face.”

Mimin smiled as he shook his head. Her husband was the best at fighting.

“From spinach mending toge deh. Let it be together with you. Hihihihi.” The god giggles himself after a fight.

Mimin, who was immune to her husband's mutiny, chose not to say. Just smile while doing his activities. Chicken that has been washed clean, he put it in a frying pan to be revealed with spices that have been made before. While the two pieces he set aside to be cooked with vegetable soup.

While waiting for the chicken to ripen, Mimin sat with her husband at the kitchen table.

“Yesterday Aa said what the hell is the same Abah? How serious is it?” Yesterday ba'da isya, Abah did come to the house and had a long chat with the Gods. Mimin suspects that Abah and her husband's conversation must have been very serious. Abah missed playing with his children.

“Oh, the.” The god let out a long sigh while glancing at Mimin who looked enthusiastically waiting for a response.

“Waitu, yes?” the God sally after being silent for a while.

“Ih, Aa mah, kidding aja.” Mimin pushed her husband's shoulder slowly. While the Gods were chuckling in laughter.

“Yesterday, Abah said that Aa nyariin mate for Opi,” revealed Dewa.

“Ngapain sought after mate. Women like Opi do not need to be sought. He can find by himself.” Of course his sister was amazing. In fact, Mimin greatly admired Opi. In addition to his character who is supple and likes to be smitten, Opi is also smart, strong and brave. According to Mimin, his sister is a reflection of the female superhero idol when she was a child, namely Xena. Opi is better than Xena because of her appearance. Opi is Xena in the syar’i appearance.

"Yes anyway. But Abah is worried that he is not wanted, Opi does not want to marry again.”

“Terus Aa already dapet approximately who is the man who wants to be betrothed with Opi?”

“Udah.”

“Who?”

“Fahri.”

“Why Fahri?”

“Loh, no papa dong. Both are now single.”

“Aa forgot, Opi used to reject the khitbah Fahri.”

“Aa sure that time Opi nolak Fahri because it was forced, because it did not feel good with Bilqis. Likewise with Fahri, he also felt bad about Haqi's family, so he finally married Bilqis.” The gods seemed to understand the situation a few years ago. The story of the romance drama Opi and Fahri which he thinks is like an Indian film drama.

“Indeed according to Aa they will fit? They ‘kan very different nature and character. Lagian Fahri is a pesantren child while Opi is not.”

“It is precisely the difference of tablets that makes married life more colorful and not boring. To fill and complete each other. If the pesantren problem, no problem. Besides learning religion can be anywhere, it does not have to be pesantren. For in the Hereafter, God will not know where we learn religion. Not going to be written in his jidat ‘i graduate pesantren'. Because the most important is the intention and charity solehnya.”

“Iya also sih.” Mimin propped up his chin with his right hand resting his elbow on the table. Then his forehead shriveled when he saw the husband suddenly chuckling in laughter. “Aa why laugh to yourself?”

“Aa also if you talk Fahri, like old times. Aa if Fahri inget play ball, must laugh," said the god after his laughter stopped.

“Then time was still in pesantren ‘kan there is extra curricular play ball. Fahri it when playing ball nyebelin. Should be ‘kan if the referee niup whistle, the ball player stopped. Uh, he's not. Referee niup whistle until the ketelen whistle also will not stop, bodo very. He stopped when he heard the voice of Azan. Hahahaha.” Dewa and Mimin chuckled in laughter.

"Keep he mah if playing ball his back number must be 99," said the god again.

"Kok why 99?” asked Mimin with a frown.

“Because of the 69 dangers, fearing the traveling of his brain,” sahut Dewa by whispering in the ear of the wife.

“Ih, Aa!” Mimin hit the arm of the god. Although he did not understand what the number 69 meant, but his body suddenly bristled because the tip of the God's nose touched his earlobe while whispering.

“Why 99, because if 88 water flea ointment name. Hahaha.” The couple returned.

“Kata Fahri, 99 the number Asmaul Husna. And the most different, the ball shirt was not written the name Fahri, but ... Servant Allah.”

"Hahahaha.” The god laughed while banging on the table just like an SD kid. While Mimin laughed while covering his mouth with both hands.

"Aa, if you play ball, usually use what number back?” ask Mimin.

"Aa ‘kan interlocal level ball playing skill."

"International, A!"

"Eh, yes internationally. So, Aa use the number of the back 7 dong, let's kayak CR 7.”

"Oh, Christian Ronaldo?”

"No, Caca Randika.”

“That's Caca Handika, dangdut singer.” Mimin grimaced with laughter.

“Keep that Aa nge-golin right directly celebration. It's the same Fahri can't. Iyan, don't celebrate! Not good, that's called arrogant. If you want, the celebrity is not like that. The real one is the celebrity of sunah prayer two rakaat.” The god laughed as he shook his head repeatedly. “People have trouble playing the same ball ustaz mah.”

“Indeed if nge golin, Aa usually celebration kayak how?”

“Aa mah if it runs out golin it is usually directly celebration he salto seven days seven nights.”

"Huh?”

“Salto seven times means,” God error.

Yes seven days and seven nights, it could be a Hatori ninja later.

“Makanya right yesterday there was a cup goat tournament in the village of Cibening, aa proposed that Fahri be a commentator, do not need to be a player. Alhamdulillah, the young people of Cibening village agree with aa. They said, yes let him hear if Ustaz Fahri who became a commentator.”

“So curious, if Ustaz Fahri become a commentator on kayak ball how?” lontar Mimin withholding a smile.

“It starts with bismilah, ends with alhamdulilah. Anyway mah commentator tausyiah flavor ball because inserted sentences toyibah.”

“Udah kebayang ademnya,” Mimin.

“Beuh, very adem. Pas Fahri became a commentator, exhausted Aa nge-golin, even the narrative is like this, subhanallah servant of God with the number 7 back can finally break into the opponent's goal. Continue, aa protest ask to be called aja name of God so that the citizens of the village of Cibening know that in addition to handsome, aa also good at playing ball. Fahri replied like this ‘astagfirulloh should not be a God, it's called riya’. You are also playing with the permission of Allah’”

Mimin's shoulder shook with laughter. The gods also dissolve in laughter.

“Neng,” call Dewa while staring at Mimin.

“Hemm," said Mimin after stopping laughing.

"What we've just been doing is not it?”

Dewa and Mimin looked at each other and then both compactly said, “astagfirulloh.”