Real Dad's

Misunderstand

A few days before ....

“Yes! Yup! Yes!” cheers of a young girl in front of her laptop.

“Why? What was? You won the lottery?” a surprised colleague found the girl so excited.

“No! This is more than a lottery, maybe after this I will rise to office and become your boss, hahahaha,” every so often while rising from sitting.

“You're making crazy plans again?” The suspicious fellow got up from sitting down.

”Yes, two million dollars for chocolate bars, cochochips, and sweets,” he explained while smiling mysteriously.

“Mika! You're crazy?” jakak the partner.

“Hmm, you know I'm a crazy woman, so crazy to catch those assholes!” furious girl styled bob nungging hair.

“Waah, you're really—”

“What? Why?”

“Mika, where are you going to get those two million dollars? You will sacrifice your personal money again, this is not a small amount,” prevent Mika's comrades-in-arms.

“Calm down, Ji, I've thought about it,” Mika said.

While Ji was still riveted, Mika passed away leaving the work desk. He went to the kitchen to make coffee. Ji was still dumbstruck, Mika was really too brave for a woman's size. Although he is a drug detective, but sometimes he is rash in doing something.

“Mika!” yelled Ji, then rushed after Mika.

“What?” Mika stopped her steps, and looked over.

“You've got a warrant?” ask Ji.

“That's your job!” chirps Mika.

Again, Mika's words made Ji stunned and speechless. The girl really made him die of style. Moreover, Ji knew for himself that Mika was the hardest human she had ever met.

Her sweet and innocent face was not as sweet as her heart. He will do anything to get something done he wants. Even though it gets rejection from people around.

“My feeling is bad about this,” Ji, while exhaling a rough breath.

***

Today ...

“Bang, Bang, Bang, wake woi, eat first!” Andra woke Lam who was fast asleep on the sofa.

“Eumh, hoam,” Lam wriggling flexing her muscles.

Then, the handsome man felt something wet on the cheeks, spontaneously he wiped with the sleeves of a shirt.

“Iuh,” ledek Andra.

“What? Why?” Lam Protest.

“Handsome-handsome, coke, ileran!” seloroh Andra while holding back laughter.

“Whispering, no need to rese, tengil boy,” hardik Lam with expressionless face.

“Cih, martial continues, indeed this is college silat, what?” gerundel Andra's.

“I'm hungry, where's the food, what is glass noodles or boiled noodles?” cecar Lam's.

Andra snorts, “Wash your face first there! If necessary, take a shower first, there is warm water, kok!” andra later.

“Now you turn into a chatty wife figure, apparently!” said Lam while getting up and going to the bathroom.

He did not want to continue to listen to Andra's chatter that was so disturbing. Yes, Andra is indeed a young man who always attach importance to neatness and cleanliness, in contrast to Lam. No, Lam is not a dirty man, but he is more flexible depending on the mood he has.

But just as Lam is about to step up. He who had just woken up from sleep, until his life had not been collected, suddenly lost balance, his steps tripped the folds of the carpet that had not been justified after previously cleaned. Suddenly the tall body collapsed and hit Andra. Andra who was not focused was surprised then held Lam's body, to make the two embrace.

The faces of the two were close together, almost touching. For a while the two dissolved in such a position, until one day when Imah who was about to say goodbye to go home, accidentally dropped a bag of crackles that he carried. I don't know what the contents of the crackle are, but the contents inside make a noise that makes Andra and Lam wake up from the crazy position that is happening.

“Wuaa!” yell at both at the same time.

Then quickly let go of each other's embrace. While Imah was stunned when she heard the screams of the two men, she clumsily took back the bag of crackles she was carrying. A moment later, he recalled about Andra's words about Lam.

“Ma–af, Tu–an, sa–ya meng–ganggur, sa–ya ha–nya through se–kadar un–tuk mem–wang sam–pah,” said Imah terpat.

The distance between him and Lam was too far to make him not recognize the face of his former daughter-in-law. While Lam did not have time to see the face of Imah, because Imah immediately bowed when she saw the two embrace.

“Quiet, Mom, it's not like yang–yang An–da pi–kirkan,” Lam said clumsily trying to explain everything that happened.

“Ma-af, Sir,” Fema who heard Lam's voice instantly trembled in fear.

Regardless of Lam, the old woman rushed out of the room. Quickly step outside the house.

“Bu!”

“Bu!”

Lam tried to approach while calling the old woman who was trapped without heeding her. Not that Imah is indifferent, her steps are actually getting faster and the distance is getting farther. Imah closed the main door in haste. Make Lam die style, and hesitate to act.

“Andra!” exclamation Lam.

“Yes, Boss!” sahut Andra, who looks still pensive.

Lam turned around, then looked at Andra fixedly.

“Woi, wake up, it was just an accident!” shouted Lam who found Andra's face red.

Andra nodded, then patted her face several times.

“Waah, it looks like I'm really in love with you, Bang!” said Andra.

”Ssh, you little boy! I'm still normal!” reject Lam, “after all, I may not like you, even if I stray!” continued.

“Why? What's my cage?” cecar Andra did not accept, ”I am handsome, my body is also good, and I am clean!” obviously then.

Lam shuddered amusedly at Andra's chattering, “Stop speaking irrational, or I curse you to be a lizard!” sentak Lam's.

Then the man went to the kitchen and stopped the intention to take a shower.

“What? A lizard? Why lizard?” andra gumam.

“You want to know when you're standing there? Quickly we eat!” invite Lam who found Andra still pecking at the same place.

“Cih, basic Chameleon!” andra decih.

How about this, lizards and chameleons will eat at the same table.

“Omong-by the way, who was the old lady earlier?” lam asked as she pulled the chair that was right on the side of the dining table.

“Don't talk to me, I'm craving!” rengek Andra as he approached Lam and sat on the other side.

“Aish,” growled Lam, then glared at Andra.

“Yes, yes, she's the grandmother who helped clean and cook here, Bang!” andra.

Lam nodded in understanding, but something made her a little curious. His mind was still floating at the thought of that embarrassing thing earlier. Lam thinks Imah must have misunderstood the incident, it bothers her a lot.

Lam scoops the rice and side dishes available, hunger and longing for home-cooked food makes her so excited and eat the food greedily. Similarly to Andra, she was so fond of home cooking like that. Ever since the loss of her family, she who lived on Lam, very rarely found food as it is today.

“Heh Boy, why did mom look so scared when I tried to get close to her?” search Lam suddenly.

“Eumh, maybe because you're creepy and know we're gangsters!” andra Seloroh.

“No way, I think there is something awkward about this,” Lam said as she continued her feed.

Secretly Andra stole a glance at Lam, stung with fear in her mind just in case Lam knew what she was saying to Imah. She became a little nervous because of Lam's question earlier. However, when he saw Lam believe his words, he felt a little relieved.

***

“Dra, David sent his man for the mission this time, not Lam,” hiss Andra who just opened her eyes from her deep sleep.

He got a short message from a person named 'Weasel' in his contact.

“What the fuck is this?” gerundel Andra's.

The short message made him shocked, because the plan had suddenly changed. Without waiting any longer he tried to call the Weasel, to clarify everything. However, the Weasel number could not be reached and made him restless.

A moment later, she ran towards Lam's room and tried to tell her boss what happened.

“Bang!”

“Bang!”

“Bang Lam!”

Andra shouted to Lam, while breaking through Lam's room which was not locked.

“Bang Laaam!” Once again Andra shouted to Lam who never answered him.

“What? Why?” Lam who heard Andra's screams woke up.

“Why are you screaming in the morning blind like this, lizard!” the hardship is full of frustration.

“David not send our people, but send its people!” andra.

Lam widened her eyes as she shouted, “What?!”

“David not send our people, but send its people!” yelled Andra louder to repeat his words.

“Why are you yelling, boy! I was shocked, not not to hear!” Lam did not lose screaming.

In an impressive morning, the two men shouted at each other like crazy.

***