Prodigal System

Amusing Idiots (Part Two)

After listening to Hong Dali's question, Lin Chuyin replied without a second thought, "Oh, Lucifer said that there is a small problem with part of my instructions and he has fixed it for me. ”

"Korek? His name is so cool! ” Hong Dali opened his eyes wide. "Sounds familiar ... Eh? Wasn't he a legendary Misfortune Angel who had the ability to curse people? Is he talking to you? Hurry, let me see too! "

At that time, Lucifer texted: "Chuyin, is Hong Dali talking to you?"

Lin Chuyin replied, “Oh, Dali said he wants to talk to you. ”

Lucifer's upset. "Alright, it seems pointless telling you to keep it a secret …"

Hong Dali sat next to Chyin and reached out to type in the text file. “Handsome, you're Lucifer? Aiya Aiya, idol! I've heard about you! Rumor has it that whoever you curse will be distracted by misfortune! That's a very frightening ability. Have you cursed someone recently? "

On the screen, Lucifer saw Hong Dali sitting next to Lin Chuyin, and Lin Chuyin did not react. A wave of jealousy appeared within him. He quickly typed a storm on the keyboard. "How can you sit so close to my Chuyin !?"

Hong Dali asked curiously, “Eh, that's how we usually are! Is something wrong? ” As he spoke, he turned to Chuyin and asked, "Chuyin, kiss?"

"Oh, what's a kiss?" Lin Chuyin asked.

Hong Dali bowed to her and gave her a kiss with a kissing sound. "Like that . "This person acted very quickly …

"Oh, so it's like that .." The little girl did not react at all …

Although Lin Chuyin did not react, Lucifer reacted violently. "! How dare you kiss my Chuyin! I haven't even kissed her before. Ahhhhhhhhh! "

Hong Dali on her screen ruffled her hair and typed: “Ah, right. I remember now! You like Chuyin, right? ”

You're a lowly person with an IQ under a hundred, do you just realize that now ?!

Lucifer rampaging. “Hong Dali! I declare war on you! I'd like to challenge you! I will show you what terror is with my curse power! ”

Hong Dali looked at the camera and turned around. "Why do I want to accept your challenge?"

Lucifer: "." i: "…"

Lucifer was so angry that he stomped his feet in anger. "You took my Chuyin from me!"

Hong Dali replied, “Oh, it doesn't make sense to snatch it from you. Does Chuyin even like you? ”

Lucifer: "I …"

Sitting in front of the computer, Lucifer is deeply hurt by Hong Dali's words. He boiled for a while before finally answering, “Alright, alright. You won . I find that talking to a fool like you makes me too … "

Hong Dali said, “What's wrong with being a fool? I could be happy all day without any problems. No need to think about anything, all I have to do is do whatever I want. Life will be exhausting. Aren't you tired? "

Lucifer: “I'm fine. At least for now. ”

Hong Dali: “Good. In this case, you have a good future ahead of you. Why aren't you stupid like me? Be happy and carefree every day, and do what you want? What do you think? Oh right, oh right, there was a murderer who chased after me earlier. I turned him into a fool and now he's going back to kill his boss … "

Lucifer: "." i: "…"

Lucifer: "How did you do that? Extremely powerful? "

Hong Dali: “Simple only. The work he received was only worth five hundred million. By the time it gets to her, her share may not be much. So, I'm offering a billion. He turned into a fool and left happily … "

Lucifer: "It worked too?"

Hong Dali: "Why not?"

Lucifer: "What do you think I'm worth?"

Hong Dali: "You? I think it takes at least five billion to turn you into a fool. Do you accept installments? "

Shit, did you buy a house? Advance followed by installment? Do you want to use frugal funds as well?

Lucifer: “Alright. No matter what, I'm glad you think I'm worth five billion. Let's just leave it for now. My friend is back. I thought I'd be a happy fool like you said and go play games. ”

Hong Dali: "Boyfriend?"

Lucifer: "Did? Why do you ask that? "

Hong Dali: “Foolish people have only two kinds of friends. One was another fool, and the other was a girlfriend. I think there is no other fool here who is suitable to be your friend, so leave a girlfriend .. ”

Impressive reduction! Lucifer could only accept defeat. "Allah . That's girlfriend. He paid five thousand yuan for me to play games with him. Yeah, she's pretty nice and pretty. Nice figure. Unfortunately, he is not very good at playing games. ”

Hong Dali: "Oh, oh. That's not so bad . You should reply if someone is nice to you. I like that! Going back to the topic, how about I offer five million to sponsor you for a month? "

Lucifer: “I'll consider it if you're a woman. ”

Lucifer: "Who's my boyfriend?"

Hong Dali: “That's a deep question. There is no easy solution .. Okay, okay, why don't we do it this way. I'm offering you five million to sponsor your girlfriend and she, in turn, will sponsor you for two million. What do you think?"

Lucifer: "Are you sure I'll kill you?"

Hong Dali: "A fool can never stand to kill another fool. Let's think about this next time … "

Lucifer: "That's it, then. See you soon . ”

Hong Dali: "Oh? You just left? Say hi to your boyfriend for me. Oh right, you should be able to see what's going on here? ”

Lucifer: "Yes. Why?"

Hong Dali quickly put his arm over Lin Chuyin's shoulder and hugged her tightly, leaning his head against hers. He excitedly waved the V sign to the camera and laughed. "Dali Creates Miracles!"

Lucifer: "." i: "…"

After turning off the monitoring device and the text file, Lucifer gnashed his teeth furiously. "that! He provoked me! "

"Darling, who are you talking to?" The beauty placed her groceries and wrapped herself in Lucifer's arm. She smiled and asked, “Is that a woman from a good family? Introduce him to me? ”

"Ah, it's not a girl. "Lucifer took a deep breath before answering with a smile. "This is .. a carefree fool!"

…

"Dali, who were you talking to?" Hong Dali had left Lin Chuyin and returned to the mechanical arm, Running Dog. Tang Muxin asked softly, “You smiled happily. Who are you chatting with? ”

"Ah, that. "Hong Dali grinned. “It was a stupid man. He's attractive. I like him!"

Pfft!

Tang Muxin laughed out loud. “Anyone who hangs out with you will definitely become a fool sooner or later. I'm used to it. Yeah, don't bother about that. Dali, Running Dog should be almost ready? Looks like it's almost done now. ”

"I think so . "Hong Dali chuckles. “I think it will be ready soon. After that, all we have to do is wait and see when our aircraft carrier will arrive. When the time comes, it would be best if we integrate Running Dog into the aircraft carrier. ”

"You want to change the carrier?" Tang Muxin asked in surprise. "What are you going to turn it into?"

"They must be changed!" Hong Dali replied without thinking twice. “The two carriers are just empty shells. Without electronics, they are just metal vessels. I definitely have to change them, but what should I turn them into? "

The two carriers were indeed just empty shells. It is clear that the internal electronics will be disassembled and removed. Frankly, they were just ordinary metal ships. They are old and if set aside, will do nothing but rust. He might as well buy scrap metal. Why else would Merika be able to sell it so easily?

Hong Dali might not be the smartest person, but he was definitely not a fool.

"Dali ... do you think to ... turn it back into a regular carrier?" Tang Muxin asked, "Are you thinking of declaring war?"

"Why do I want to go to war?" Hong Dali grunts. "Do I look like a mean person?"

Tang Muxin had just calmed her mind when Hong Dali turned her head and spoke to Lin Chuyin, “But then, the carriers don't look good if they're naked. Chuyin, put some super electromagnetic weapons on them or something. It will make them look more impressive! ”

Lin Chuyin agreed without hesitation. "Oh well . ”

My god…

“Dali, don't talk about what weapons to install. "Tang Muxin held on tightly to Hong Dali's arm. “Are we going to discuss what you want to name the two carriers? Should we think of something that sounds more impressive? "

"That's a good idea . “Hong Dali stroked his chin as he thought. "Yes, let's get one of them on the air and call it Big Bird! Make the other one submersible and call it Big Fish! ”

Tang Muxin felt sad. After all, they are aircraft carriers. To call one Big Bird and the other Big Fish …

Just then, Lin Chuyin quickly typed on her keyboard. Immediately, he let out a long sigh and said, “Oh. Everything looks fine now. Let's try again this time. ”

Hong Dali immediately ordered the mechanical arm, Running Dog. "Walking Dog! get me some chocolate! ”

“Accepted. ”Mechanical arm, Running Dog, immediately ran slowly to the refrigerator, opened it, and scanned its contents. After about two seconds, he started picking up chocolate!

Hong Dali and everyone held their breaths, waiting to see if it would work this time!

Soon, Running Dog picked up a chocolate bar from the fridge and handed it to Hong Dali.

Everyone looked at the chocolate bars. It is packed in dark brown wrap, longrong with rounded ends. That was the chocolate Hong Dali wanted!

"Wahaha! The success! Successes!"

Everyone cheered. Lin Chuyin tilted her head and looked at Running Dog. Suddenly, he said, "Oh, four decimal places after the dot .. so that's the difference between humans and machines …"