Pig Banging Vol. 4 Stories of Ranti and Eman

Chapters 27. Jana Bualan

Hearing Jana's talk, the people present were all laughing, although the bodoran was not very funny but if you want to refute them the difficulty to refute it. because Jana already has evidence, because Jana already has proof, he was able to catch a live, healthy pig, not even the slightest injury.

"Great, Great....! you Jang Jana can have a way to catch the pig alone, because the people of Ciaul Village if they want to catch one pig, they spend the night, coupled with traps, and the residents of Sekampung. tell Abah to catch another animal?"

"What animal is Abah?" jana answered back asking, her eyes staring at the person who was speaking.

"How to catch a monkey?"

"Oh, that's so easy, Abah."

"How?"

"The only thing left to bring gamelan to the forest is as valuable, if necessary and needed, bring the sindennya. Well, after being in the forest, do not hesitate and do not worry, tabuh Sundanese art tools, do not stop if it can last night for." Answer Jana accordingly.

"Oh so, How is Jang?"

"Well, later the monkeys will flock to watch the show, when they hear the music of the monkeys will prance around dancing like humans who are watching dangdutan."

"Continue?"

"Let them not be disturbed, let them reuphoria with their happiness, until they are satisfied. Well, the next morning we can be sure the monkeys will be sleepy because all night they stay up. After sleepy like that, they will forget the circumstances around, they will forget the, so it'll sleep anywhere just like we do when sleepy."

"Yes right."

"Well, they will certainly be bowed while asleep, If it is so easy, just catch one by one continue to put in the sack." jana replied that not the least change the look of the face as it has been deep about lying, to make the residents laugh again.

"Stay, just jerk off. How about catching a tiger?" Ask other people to

"Especially the tiger, it is very easy, even very easy Mr...! just catch a cat who wants to mate, then take it to the forest."

"If so, how about Jang?"

"If you are already in the forest, the cat chuckles using the armpits, his head takes out a little so that he can make a sound. Later the tigers will gather, because according to one description, the cat is the teacher Tiger. it means all the tigers are fighting the cat. Well, if it's the Tigers who have come, they don't dare to disturb us, at least they will bow down to ask for forgiveness."

"If so How have you been?"

"It's easy, we just tie his neck, and then we're led to take him home."

"Shortly, for a moment, I still don't understand Jang Jana, why is that tiger standing before us?" ask one of the people who look curious.

"Why ask like that, As long as you know, tigers also must have brains have minds. Why do they worship us, because in the heart of the Tiger, they think, they will not be able to defeat us, because the teacher alone the cat we have chuckled using the armpits. Well from the bottom of it, then my tiger make sure they will not dare to disturb, they will prostrate before us, the most important thing is not to be released."

The atmosphere in the courtyard of Jana's house again sounded noisy with laughter, making Dadun feel annoyed, because he strongly disagreed that Jana mostly lied, because it was very useless. he felt sorry for the pig, because it had to be immediately placed in the right place, not hung like that.

"Hey, Jang....! Jang....! don't make stale deposits continue. There is still more important than talking about slashing everywhere because there are still pigs that we have to deal with," said Dadun reminded Jana who was serving chatter residents, who was, He was very upset because if left unchecked, then his best friend would forget his duty

"Oh yes, right....! I Almost forgot, I took care of the pig for a moment, for fear of being disturbed by way of a wayward boy, because I would meet Mang Sardpu first" Jana replied.

"Well, fine, Kang....!"

After dividing the task, Janna also walked hurriedly to Mang sarpu's house, willing to carry out Aunt Salamah's advice.

Shortly on the way, Jannah finally reached the yard of Mang Sarpu's house. she immediately said hello with a very loud voice intonation a little shouting.

"Assyn.....!"

"Greetings....!" replied the person who was in the house then heard the sound of steps that climbed onto the board, before long the door was open, then appeared a middle-aged man, who was already middle-aged, makes Jana feel happy because the person who opens the door is the person she is looking for.

"Sorry Mang Sarpu, if I interfere. There are interests that cannot be delayed,"

"Ah, don't bother Jang, let's go inside!" take the host."

Without wasting any time Jana went into the living room, then she sat in a chair facing the host who had sat first, before continuing the conversation mang Sarpu was seen taking out a white cigarette, Cigarettes are rarely smoked by the residents of Sukaraja Village because most villagers, if they smoke they only smoke tobacco wrapped in Aren leaves. then Mang sarpu took one stem, and then he took one, then burning it with a match, the smoke billowing overhead and then disappearing swept by the wind.

"What is this Jang?" asked Mang sarpu his eyes fixedly staring at Jana.

"Look Mang, I have the same interests as Mamang."

"What interests?" asked Mang Sarpu while frowning.

"I want to ask for help with Mamang in the affairs of the competition, I ask for the greatness of Mamang's heart, may Mamang be kind enough to give time for me. because this is very important and only Mamang can help," jana said that sounded convoluted.

"Already, already...! do not be too long to talk, do not be too convoluted when conveying something, because Mamang is quite old, so Mamang is very difficult to understand the discussion that is fictional, can-can make Mamang's head feel dizzy and Mamang's eyes feel sleepy.if you want to talk directly to the core of the problem!"

"Oh, sorry if it's like that, Mang Sarpu, hehehe."

"Well forgiven, Let's Explain What the purpose of the test is,"

"Look Mang Sarpu I have a pig to be made a wife,"

"Oh, So Ujang wants to marry a pig."

"Eh, it's not that. for a moment, for a moment. So I have a pig, as Mamang knows, I wouldn't be able to marry a pig" Jana explained, but it became more convoluted.

"Yes right, because it is very unusual. In yes, there was a man who married a pig, like no other woman.

"Well, it turns out Mamang is very smart to understand my purpose and purpose."

"Yes, how's Jang?"

"This is how Mang Sarpu goes, I will not marry another woman, because I intend to marry the pig."

"Why....?" asked Mang sarpu while frowning, he did not understand where the flow of his guest talks.