Pig Banging Vol. 4 Stories of Ranti and Eman

chapter 1. the escape of pigs

Cipelang village. The village that had been shocked by the existence of a strange pig, now it looks lonely again as before.no one told back about pigs, no one who told me about pigs, no one remembers about the intelligence of Surya Jaya who is very good at training a pig. because the Surya Jaya pig, named sigogi, has been released by his wife Hamidah, his own wife, when the night came.

But the assumption of Surya Jaya can not be finished just like that, because he was very disappointed, Even he had said, He was very sad because of the loss of capital that was the main in his life.

That morning, when he learned that the pig had been released by Hamidah, he continued to scold the wife, while Hamidah did not lose his talk, At first he did not admit to his work, he remained Steady saying that the pig was fleeing by itself. But Surya Jaya was not a child of a head ulcer, who could be lied to so easily, he still did not believe.

"Hamida......! I asked for a very clear statement, do not lie to your husband. later you qualified....! Try to answer correctly, What is your purpose until you dare to release the Gogi?" snapped Surya Jaya who asked his wife.

"Hi Surya.....! why do you still insist on accusing me like that...! it is clear that the Gogi ran away on his own, no longer feel at home in our house. Why do you keep blaming me....?" replied Hamidah who was no less violent, angering Surya Jaya was no longer unstoppable.

"Hamida......!"

"What......!" replied Hamidah while glaring.

"That's Hamidah, speaking to her husband until his eyes are about to come out of the petals, there is not the slightest bit of politeness....!" surya Jaya Gumam.

"What do you want Surya....!" tanya Hamidah does not care about the Dumelan Surya Jaya.

"Originally you know.....! I'm not a kid you lie to easily. Where maybe the pig just ran away, because Akang is already very familiar with his attitude, Akang already memorized with his character, Akang already memorized with his behavior.The Gogi will never run away, he said, he would not dare to leave our home. And if the Gogi escapes of his own accord, there must be a broken cage. As for this, none of the cages were damaged in the slightest. so it was clear that the door was opened, which you were definitely the one who opened it....!"

Hearing her husband's rebuttal Hamidah was speechless unable to refute any longer, She had no reason to hide her deeds.

"Hi Surya....! it's true that Gogi I let go....!" hamidah said as he left his waist, there was not the slightest trace of fear on his face.

"Why can you do that?"

"Because that pig could make my life shit, could make our household ruined...!"

"So what do you mean....?" surya Jaya asked as she stared fixedly at his wife.

"So, meaning...! I chose to let go of the pig rather than make my life wretched," Hamidah replied explaining Why he dared to let go of the Gogi.

"Grabble you when you speak...! Hurry you if it evaporates....! Do you not feel, the Gogi is very lucky in our lives.he is able to bring in infinite money," argued Surya Jaya who was upset with his wife's rebuttal.

"Yes I know, even very well know....!"

"Because in addition to bringing in a lot of money, he carries no small amount of danger, which can especially shake your mind, which has no consideration, because you want to follow the competition...!"

"Well, why are you Hamidah, why carry me around?"

"Don't pretend Surya....! because I am also not a child with a head ulcer. provided you know Surya....! I won't be so easily lied to, fooled by someone like you. Frankly, do you think that your rotten intentions can be hidden?" Hamidah answered the bolder, the conversation was as smooth as peanuts falling on a pan.

While Surya Jaya got a rebuttal from his wife, He was silent at once did not speak in the slightest. embarrassed because his intention was already known by the wife, Younya his heart was very acknowledging, he said, that what his wife is accusing is true.

"Listen to you Hamidah....!" surya Jaya said he began to open talks again.

"What call-in....! Rich is important."

"If you speak do not digress everywhere, because if you accuse Akang like that, you just do not believe in Akang."

"You believe how surya..., yes I have to believe the same people who like to cheat.Sama wife looks very good, pretend to follow the competition because it is interested in rice, interested in sheep, sheep, interested in money.when in fact you are interested by his son Mbah Abun named Ranti. Come on, Surya...! ngaku, ngaku, ngaku....!" obviously Hamidah while pointing at the Surya Jaya song.

"Listen....! why do you dare to talk like that, know where you are Hamidah....! I should not marry his son Mbah Abun, nor dream I ever. because I do not know and do not know a human named Ranti. I do not even think in that direction."

"It's Surya.....! not much bacot, now the pig is no, I have released. If you still feel the need, please follow Search until you meet. continue to deposit with Mbah Abun who is in Ciandam, all you ask for the gift. surely when you go home you will bring a marriage license from KUA. but if you intend to find the Gogi, pigs so-genesis, pigs beranting, we take care of the rejection letter first. Divorce me by refusing 7 of you, let me be free. If everything is in order, please leave even to the end of the sky I will not stand in the way. You are so useful, heuh...!" Said Hamidah who looks to bring up the lips insulting Surya Jaya, the longer the dare to speak, as if not directly expel the husband.

His wife's words made Surya Jaya's heart hit again, he felt angry but mixed with confusion. Over time finally Surya Jaya took a deep breath, continued to wipe her face, cleared her throat slowly, and slowly, remove the sputum that is in the throat.

"Hamida....!" Call Surya Jaya.

"What?" hamidah replied without a hint of lowering the tone of voice, although it had long been silent.

"If your will is like that, Alright Akang will obey. Right now Akang wants to meet with Kang Ustad, want to ask for help to finish our household.but you do not be greedy, do not be greedy, don't ask for seven talaqs at a time, just one first....!" said Surya Jaya with slow intonation.

"No, no want! anyway Hamidah wants to be ingested a lot, let it be full, let it be finished quickly, let it be free, let us have no relationship whatsoever. if you have a desire please you go! but the talaq letter must be resolved immediately."

Surya Jaya did not speak anymore, she also rose from her seat.His eyes glanced briefly at the wife, then she went down to the yard of the house and went towards the House of her brother, Go, which happens to be the local Ustaz.