Old Man's Storage

Old Man's Storage
funny story tonight



Today's experience is perhaps the funniest and most ironic experience I will never forget. It is the most historic day that determines the future.


March 10th is the most important day in my world because on that date, Rico and I had a wedding. On a day I will never forget that lifetime, Rico and I gave each other an ego and were fully ready to share in the name of commitment and love. Uniquely, what kept coming to my mind was the lyrics of Sheila On 7 which read: God, just this once, launch my day, my day with her. Let me draw nearer to You, perfecting half the religion with a priest beside me. Let us get married today.


The rain that fell that night seemed to mark the many blessings God had given us after our perfect wedding day. However, the tension caused by the few days to prepare for the wedding, the fatigue, and the overwhelming sense of happiness on that day left us both very exhausted. My first homework was to clean the cuttings, clean the multi-layered face putty, pidih with a spoon, and lastly, put a cleanser and freshener to make sure that my face was completely clean. The time I needed to do that was all about 1 hour and the most annoying fact I found was that my eyebrows were only half.


It feels a little strange to be with a man who has just become our husband. No romantic music, no lingerie, no kissing, no hot chocolate because there is only a long baby doll, brow conditions that stay half, and hair that is still half dry. What more shadow do you expect?


Rico repeatedly bragged about the first night in the days before our wedding day. He even checked our bed. But, I was very sure that that night we would be equally tired amazingly and all we needed was one, very good sleep. The first thing that happened was that we were fighting over each other's most comfortable positions in bed considering Rico needed a much larger surface area than me. Finally we took our first decision as husband and wife, which was about the bed part of each. After winning and successfully having my husband turn off the lights, the great master went down to bed excitedly.


Suddenly a voice sounded, "BRAAAAAKKKKKK!!"


We looked at each other and finally laughed. I don't know exactly how my husband styles when he's about to take the cozy position on the bed, but what's clear is that he's broken the middle wooden holder of the bottom of the bed. The wood slipped out of place. I couldn't stop laughing, while Rico was freaking out. What then? Rico decided to roll out the mattress on the floor because he was afraid the bed would be damaged worse if forced to sleep. While I successfully mastered our wedding bed alone and slept very well that night.


Rico said


"Darling our first night failed, tomorrow we try again"


I can only laugh. Haaaa.


the first night that we should have been happy became laughter.


seriated