Not a Rental Boyfriend

DC-5

Demir scratched his un-itchy head. He had imagined that tonight would be a husband and wife relationship with Dee. Today the day is unwinded so that he is not laughed at by his three friends if the bird is useful for other things not only to pee. The 45 spirit demon will touch his halal lover.  He will taste the sweetness of love, but dear all is only in his delusion.

Dee fell asleep in bed. So tired of carrying out the agreement and reception made Dee tired and sleep until snoring. If it may be selfish Demir wants to wake Dee up to carry out his obligations, but Demir is not as petty as that. He understands that Dee is very tired because of their wedding. Invitational guests are very crowded and they stand more than sit. Actually Demir also felt his legs hurt, but because it will be the first night his fatigue is gone.

Demir sat on the hotel balcony smoking a cigarette. If tired and stressed Demir always smokes. He is not an active smoker. He smokes when he is tired, stressed or bored. Demir was observing the night sky. He saw so many stars in the sky. The star shone brightly as if to greet and congratulate her on her marriage.

Demir smiled looking at the sky. He has to be patient because there is still tomorrow to make out with Dee. He did not want to because his selfishness made Dee suffer.

Smartphone rings disperse Demir's daydreams. The loud ringing of the smartphone did not disturb Dee's sleep. It seemed like Dee was very exhausted and he was still asleep.

Demir stared at the smartphone screen to see the caller's name. Who doesn't work calls him these nights. It's not that sleep bothers the newlyweds.

Rizki Calling's...

Demir picked up Rizki's phone immediately.

📞 "Ngapain you call me?" Ask Demir sewot.

📞 "Jeez the newlyweds just gas. You know the price of gas is now very expensive even gas," said Rizki giggling.

📞 "Too angry gini means you can not ration dong Mir?"

📞 "Who said I didn't get rations?" Reply Demir prestige. He was embarrassed and did not want to drop his pride because he had not done the first night. If Rizki knew then he would be a material teasing and laughing.

📞 "Do not lie to me bro. We don't know two days. I know that your tone is like a lie again" said Rizki with laughter. Demir could have lied to her.

📞 "Where am I lying?" Demir never gave up on me.

📞 "So much lo dech." Rizki relented and did not want to argue. Demir would lose if he argued. Don't lose, just draw won't.

📞"Trus why did you call me?"

📞 " Oh Yes. I forgot the original purpose of calling you," said Rizki patting the jidat. Because Demir sewot he forgot to talk.

📞 "What do you call your destination?" Ask Demir ketus. As a result of the downstream does not get an impingement he is angry.

📞 "As a married senior...."Rizki was silent for a moment, then continued the conversation."Advice to Lo Mir. He is now the husband and head of the household. It's like a ship's captain. How your marriage is in control is the same lo. I want advice. A husband will be a role model for his wife. Be a good example to your wife. Household life is not for one day two days but a lifetime. Be wise and calm in the face of problems. There is no household that has no quarrel in it just, do not be a problem. The quarrel was a spice in the household. When you quarrel, if Dee's the emotion you lapse and vice versa. Do not let when you are angry and emotion issued illegal words like just go home to your parents' house. Words like that are the same as dropping talaq."

Demir listened to the marriage advice given by Rizki. He absorbed all the words of Rizki because his friend had eaten the salt acid of household life. He and Uty had been married for ten years, although their marriage was due to circumstances. Time can change a person's circumstances and feelings. Too long to live together and the cohesiveness of loving their child grows the seeds of love in their hearts. Now they love each other and erase the memories of the past.

📞"Oh yes Mir I also want to remember you. It is intended to marry because of worship to practice the sunah of the prophet Muhammad not because of love. Our love for man cannot exceed our love for God. If you love Dee because of Allah, God willing, the blessing will come to your household. Husband and wife must have tolerance, talk to your partner with a subtle and polite language even if you are fighting and the most important thing is.........." Rizki hung up her sentence to make Demir curious.

📞"What's important?"

📞" Hemmmmm," Rizki paused her speech.

"The most important thing is that Adab has a husband and wife relationship." Rizki chuckled with an uneasy laugh continuing her words as she was sure Demir would get angry.

📞"Soal soan do not need to discuss dech Ki." Rizki's guess is right. Demir fishing.

📞"What's that?" Rizki challenges Demir. Forgive God's servant if it is happy to see him angry like this!

📞"Then husband and wife relationship do not need to discuss. Junior High School kids today are good. Learn from the internet."

📞"Well caught. If you like to watch porn yes," Rizki cecar . He cheered with excitement because he knew the secret of his best friend.

📞"About saying," elak Demir did not accept Rizki's accusation.

📞"Cowok watch porn regular times. If there's a guy who doesn't know who Mia Khalifa is I'm a thumbs up. Buruan be a sister-in-law." Rizki laughed out loud.

📞" Kampret lo," Demir said with a laugh. The regret of failed duren disappeared just like that. He entertained Rizki's jokes.

📞"Mir. You often**** ga while watching porn?" What kind of question is this? Not very important.

📞"Just Kidding, but I'm sure you never***," said Rizki provoked Demir.

📞"That's what mouth cayenne pepper sich? How did you say that?"

📞"Where is I talking pedes. The feeling from earlier I gave you the same marriage advice,"elak Rizki.

📞"Marriage advice is just one of most of my jahilin."

📞"Mir lo must be blom duren,"tap Rizki again." I want to talk seriously about it. Relationship husband and wife is there a crime."

📞"What's up?" Demir's emotions exploded again. Blame Dee for sleeping first!

📞"That I know is done slowly and should not be in a hurry because tearing the virginity is causing pain for the wife and we must be gentle," said Demir proudly."Really my talk? Is that a husband and wife relationship?"

📞"Hahahahahaha."Rizki laughed out loud."Turns out you didn't know there was a husband and wife relationship."

📞"Meanings lo?"

📞"Mir adab related husband and wife. Open your ears wide. Good thing it's not the first night."

📞"Barely."

📞"Gue ain't careless. You haven't unsealed Dee. If you get ration is not possible irritable like gini. Mir I want to tell you a secret. Abis innate lovemaking we are happy and sleepy. If you're out of love, you must be asleep and don't pick up my phone." Demir lost a landslide, Rizki's guess was right.

📞"Like you aja dech, I can't control your mouth." Demir, the polar guy is giving up.

Rizki puffed out a proud chest for having made Demir give up.

📞"Before the first night you should pray circumcision two rakaat first. After that, wipe Dee's crown and read the first night's prayer. Why pray? So that Satan does not participate in your relationship, if the relationship produces children, children born far from demonic interference and God willing will be children of righteousness and righteousness. Do it slowly and do not rush. The first time doing it women feel pain due to the tear of the hymen. So you have to be patient and not from sodok. Abis make love do not forget to clean yourself first just slept. If you have time to take a junub bath because it is night do not forget to wudhu. For the first time if you have sex do not forget to take a bath together. Fun activities plus can reward." Rizki laughs mischievously remembering Uty. He often jahili Uty took a bath together after making love but the edges did not shower instead ask for a second round.

📞" Why are you laughing?"

📞"Nothing. Speaking of which I had lovemaking," said Rizki shameless."I often love to fuck."

📞"The story you want to show off?" Seems unhappy tone Demir. Potatoes he has not released virginity so Rizki ledge material.

📞"Ngapain also I show off the same lo. If you want to show off good as single. Singles can only grimace at the chat we have no partner. If you have a bini."

📞"Yes yes too." Demir laughed.

📞"Lo have read the kamasutra I sent to WA lo?"

📞"Blom had."

📞"Ooooh."Rizki just ooh ria."Do not ever practice strange styles in kamasutra if Dee is still a virgin. First night with the usual style."

📞"Yes scout. I-I know. You think I don't know what." Demir's emotions exploded again.

📞"Gue pray that after marriage your emotions can be controlled. May you be so bucin and dread all Dee's talk."

📞"Amiiiin." Unknowingly Demir accepted Rizki's prayer.

📞" And this is the most important advice. Before I hang up.

📞"What?"

📞"Too want to make out with wife know the place yes. Do not origin nyosor because I dapet story if you ever kiss Dee in front of Jacky trus you guys caught a kiss with aunt Miss and Anya. Last Tomi pergokin you kissed in Dee's nursery. Yes, I'd like to say that."Rizki immediately turned off the phone because she didn't want to be emailed.

Demir's demonic horns seemed to appear on the head when Rizki guiltlessly opened her disgrace. Demir swore to avenge his three best friends. He wanted to curse Rizki, but the phone was cut off unilaterally. Indeed his fate tonight. Failed the first night and colonized friends.

"Rizki, Jacky, Tomi. Watch you!" Shouted Demir frustrated.