NINGRAT Between Him And Duda

Le ⁇ Petomane

Not feeling the day has begun to day, the sunny weather makes a small room where the two friends are involved in the talk of vent-conditioning action was hot.

Luckily there is a standing fan that moves around spreading wind gusts with the help of electric power, at least able to refresh the room.

Ning not only told about his dismissal, he also told his misfortune on that day. Surely it makes Ocha more enjoyable to laugh at the suffering of his best friend.

“Yes, Ning .. lo already fired, crush the head of people using cans of used drinks until chased by the victim and worse you counted copet .. hahahaha..” Ocha never stopped mocking and laughing at Ning.

“Seneng yes lo, very cool to see I suffer,” said Ning felt annoyed.

“But you've been unlucky three times in a row, so you won't get bad luck again today.” Ocha's soul started to come out.

“Yes yes, you have a point also anyway.”

“But don't know tomorrow, hahahaha.” The ends of Ocha kept mocking.

“Sialan lo, instead swear me ...” said Ning clucked annoyed. “Eh but I met a handsome guy and his stature was high,” he said smiling while imagining the man.

“Lo mean ... the handsome that the director what is the brewok who pursues lo?” ask Ocha confused.

“Not .. the handsome director too, but much older than me who is only 18 years old. If the brewok ... ihhh, where is the handsome.” Ning shuddered in horror at the face of the bewok who was like a market thug.

“Which handsome guy? angkot driver mean lo?” Ocha second guess.

“Yes Cha, that angkot driver has jambros, tuir, item, belly distended, as fragrant as ketek, life again .. No handsome-tile ….” Cerocos Ning who instead mocked the taxi driver he was riding in his car.

“Well you mean that handsome guy which one?” tanya Ocha started to get upset because her guesses went wrong.

“That's what I said to a tall guy who was again ordering food on the side of the road.” Said Ning clarifying.

“Oh, who knows lo copet because lo mepet-mepet same him?” Ocha also remembered the man who had not been censored in his guess.

“That's right .. very handsome to know ...” Ning smiled as she re-imagined the man's face.

“Keep why don't you contact me?” ask Icha wonder.

“How to invite acquaintances, people he already thought I copet first. Where's the guy jutek again.” Ning also cast a shadow on the man.

“It is precisely if the teketin is so, challenging' know.” Ocha seems to have experienced.

“Ih really I chase guys, thought I was any girl.” Ning so selling expensive.

“Halah, yesterday what lo, very nimble deketin si Rifat ..”

“Yes it's he who deketin me first since I was in school, uh after graduation I've opened myself, even he's so selling expensive.” Ning defended herself.

“Kelama sih lo, so than he waited for you ready to date mending him nyari gebetan other. Now you are the ones who miesel.”

“Lo bener Cha ...” said Ning who showed a regretful face.

“Udah ah, do not discuss the stale ketupat again. Close the book and open a new page with me tuh.” Ocha switched the conversation because he did not want to make his best friend sad considering his former betrothed who had become with another girl.

“Hah? Who's it, Cha?” ask Ning astonished.

“That's what you said was a handsome guy whose stature was tall. Yaudah I call akung aja let it be short.”

“Hahaha, basic yes .. lo emang expert on the name of the person,” taunted Ning shook his head with the behavior of his best friend.

“Continue-continue, which gang is the same director?” Ocha was still curious about the two men who were said to be the handsome Ocha.

Ning remembered the faces of the two men who had been a part of his unlucky day. “Ya, same-same handsome anyway. I think they're the same age as deh.”

“Hahaha .. “ Ocha laughs instead.

“Lo why laugh?” ask Ning astonished.

“By the way about the director, I'm staying again. I swear Ning, just this time I heard there are people who are allergic to the smell of fart. Is he alone if fart how to try? It's impossible if he never farted?” Ocha thought hard to imagine the strange thing heard from the curses of his best friend.

“Which I know .. maybe after fart he ran as fast as possible so as not to breathe the smell of his own fart.” Ning expressed his thoughts.

“Tetep aja will kiss the smell, Ning ... Or maybe he smother his butt using the potty when he wants to fart.” Ocha his mind went nowhere.

“Hallo, miss Ocha .. The pot is for holding urine. If the fart is a gas, it is a lie. Later paspotnya opened the smell of fart spread .. Anyway where may be tuh people bring the potty anywhere.” Ning spoke according to a rational mind.

“Or maybe if he wants to fart, he goes into the bathroom and soaks in the tub water. So it will not smell the fart, because it mixes with water. Blubuk. Hahahaha.” Yang fired Ning, but it seemed like Ocha was starting to go crazy.

“Why don't you just want to fart he installed a regulator hose on his butt, continued to be connected to the gas stove. So fitting he fart can produce fire, swosh durr ...” Ning also thought crazy.

“Lo guess pant**at tuh people what dragon mouth, sampe can spout fire, hahahaha.”

Ocha, who had been laughing since then, finally went to the bathroom because she wanted to pee.

While Ning was used to playing in the house, feeling thirsty and went alone to the kitchen to get some drinking water.

Ning returned to the living room with a bottle of cold mineral water, and coincided with the return of Ocha from the bathroom that was walking behind Ning. Both of them sat back in their chairs.

“Means now you want to start working again dong?” asked Ocha who was back in the conversation with Ning who had just sipped her drink.

“It looks like you have to change your carelessness and dirty habits. I wouldn't really want to work anywhere. Even if you become a biker, you will not be used to know not.” Ocha gave advice to his best friend.

“Gue also does not want to be careless people times, it will be Cha reflex .. If the matter of fart, yes where can I hold. Could be bloating my stomach. You will know for yourself, if I am shocked, afraid or panicked excessively, the fart must suddenly come out without permission.” Ning snorted in annoyance, he took another sip of his drinking water until it ran out.

“It turns out in this world, in addition to lo who has oddities, there are also those who have more strange diseases than you. Don't-don't you guys are meant to be a match again.” Ocha connect.

“Lo if you think dong!! Where may I be the same match director who tajir twisting it. Most read the same novel watching the soap opera lo, Cha ..” said Ning snorted annoyedly.

“Yes who knows that, which soul mate knows. If the saying sundanese people ‘jodo mah jorok’ …. ” Ocha kekeuh.

“Since when was there such a saying? I am someone who does not know ...?” tanya Ning felt astonished.

“Since the time of uyut, bao, jangawarong to ancestor.” Ocha seems to have memorized several names above great-grandfather.

“Wow, it turns out my best friend this case aja aja now, but the chatter is old.” Ning either mocked or praised her best friend.

“Alas lo, sunda KTP .. none of her pure, Ning.”

“People from my childhood stay here.”

“Yes yes, so how? Lo also must be happy dong matchmaking with the director?” Icha back to the matchmaking discussion.

“What a fool is it anyway? The director was allergic to the smell of fart, I was a fart man. Could die she married me ..”

“Lo is severe, people are afraid it to pee. Well if lo, if afraid to fart ...” The mockery continued to come out of Ocha's mouth, but Ning, who was used to joking with her best friend, never put it in her heart.

“Eh but Ning .. Nothing if you marry the same he keeps him fast dead. So later his wealth fell into the hands of lo...” Ocha teaches the untrue.

“Sialan lo, so your intention is to fool me with the director of the strange disease, so that I become the widow of the flower?” Ning was upset.

“Hahahaha .. not so anyway, this is like Ning, not me praying in loh. You want him to live or die, you will still be a rich person that if married with him.”

“Ah, don't want me to be rich. A lot of money is also a lot of debt just as much of a thought. My dream is that I want to live right now is not grandiose.”

“Ya Allah please .. dream tuh high and little napa .. So the famous artist, so career woman, so horang kayah, so president, so public picture cake. This even wants to be a mediocre person. You're still sane, right?”

“Gue is still sane in his right mind .. so a mediocre person is good to know ..”

“Enak from where, Cloning? Life is hard you say good, no work ya don't have money. I don't have any money, I don't eat, there are daggers,” Cerocos Ocha.

“Gue would say a mediocre life, not a difficult or blangsak life, Ocha ...”

“Same aja, boloning ...”

“Beda lah ...”

“What's different? Embe same horse?” ask Ocha sewot.

“If the life is mediocre, just want to eat well there, just want a luxury car there, just want an expensive bag there, pengen shopping there, pas want anything.” Ning explained the mediocre life in his opinion.

“Basic kampret .. it's the same way you want to be rich, boloning. I giggled loose too ya lo.” neck Ocha is getting upset.

“Hahahahahaha .. don't strangle dong, it's me metong .. khrekkk.” Ning spun her hand around her neck as if slitting herself.

“Biarin, ntar I want to rent a single organ for dangdutan at your funeral...”

“Basic best friend laknat lo!”

“Lo damned best friend!” Ning doesn't want to lose

Both of them did not stop throwing taunting remarks at each other, until it ended when Ning had run out of words again and finally Ocha was the winner. Both of them laughed loudly, laughing at their ridiculousness.

“One message I, Ning ... Lo if you want to fart do not in front of the crowd. First is not polite and second lo is still a girl, embarrassed if it goes viral. Later you will be hard to do again with guys.” Ocha now started talking seriously.

“It depends, if I fart because of stomach pain, certainly never in front of many people. But if I am again shocked, afraid or panicked excessively in front of the crowd, where can I stand, Cha ...”

“Lah, first time in class lo often fart in front of children on purpose.” Ocha reminded Ning.

“That's a different event, just to kick them out of class. So I can freely confide in lo.” Ning quibble.

“Yes, and you make your fart a threat, so they want to buy your trade. Until a classmate nicknamed lo si Le ⁇ Petomane. ” turned out Ning had a strange nickname while still in school.

“Hahaha, it's okay what is important trading I sell and can profit a lot.”

Ning never cared about the words of people who judged him negatively. For him most importantly he remains on the straight path and does not do evil to others, unless he is pressed when he is bullied to defend himself.

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