My Mom Wants to Mate

24. Fart Wind Simulation

I hate Daniel, I love Daniel. Forgive me, it's hard to love people. (Karen).

Not long after, they left the restaurant and went home. In the car, Karen still did not open her mouth to speak.

Try yes if I am on them, what will you say. (Karen).

They are still silent. For a long time Karen could not stand the attitude of Daniel. His hands did not stop to crumple his bags 4s to vent his frustration.

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They arrived at Karen's house at 8 p.m. That dinner for Karen was very boring and took only 1 hour. Another hour is to travel. The total time they spent was only 2 hours (including commuting time).

That time is very short. Couples usually spend more time together until they forget time.

"Niel, do you want to stop by first?" Karen was surprised by the offer from her own mouth. For a long time he did not receive any male guests.

I almost forgot this important thing. What kind of man are you? (Karen).

"You're home alone?"

"Yes, I'm home alone." Karen lied, but there was Bu Minah, the housekeeper.

Daniel nodded and chose to go home. Karen went into the house.

He was definitely not a man like Tora. But why can't I love her yet. I love her handsome face, her tall body, but her character, NO WAY. That's the most important thing. (Karen).

"JAYREGRGHH ...." Karen screamed in the room.

In the television room, the resting Ms. Minah heard that scream. But he remained seated calmly. He just shook his head.

Employer again, justin. (Minah Bu).

Karen lay on her bed and banged on her bed while still screaming. His feet were also stomping, frustrated.

"Why, why do I hate Daniel even more. Aaarrrggghh." His breath was puffing with emotion. "He's a handsome, he's a doctor, he's not even a Tora-like jerk, he even refused to enter my house because I'm alone."

He turned his position and lay on his bed.

If I step down, don't marry dong. But now I hate Daniel, how do you want to get married? (Karen).

Karen felt very dizzy thinking about the fate of her match with Daniel. He closed his eyes for a moment. Suddenly he opened his eyes quickly. An idea stuck in his head.

Marriage contract! That's solution. I married Daniel this is just a status change. During my marriage, I assumed Daniel didn't exist. Let's just say we're just friends who live in a roof, like that boarding boy. So, no need for love. (Karen).

Karen smiled herself having gotten that brilliant idea. In fact, he laughed out loud. "Buwahahaha .. hahaha ...."

Duh Gusti, my employer is getting worse. Just yelling, now laughing. (Minah Bu).

In carrying out this marriage contract, she needs to know whether Daniel can accept this or not. He called Daniel. It was the first time they had ever communicated through a cell phone.

📞"Hello, Niel, tomorrow at lunch, we have lunch together."

📞"Ehm, okay."

📞"Let me chat the place."

📞"Hm ...."

Karen closed her eyes and slept better than the night before.

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The next day, at lunch.

"Cat Woman, I want to eat at Duncan Lucknut's. You want a nitip donut?"

"No, Boss Black Widow, I'd like to come along."

"Heh, can't. It's private."

"Ish, I usually go with the boss, why can't I?"

"Cat Woman, don't protest too much!"

"Mom, yes Mam!"

"Let's bring you a doughnut."

Karen went to a restaurant that served perforated bread in the middle. A bread that asks the customer to pay is expensive, but the middle dough is not given. What a genius business strategy, the rest adonn can be used for others.

Daniel was there.

"Hi, Niel," said Karen cheerfully as if she had a new life.

They ordered and started eating. Karen pulled out her phone to watch the movie. She also uses earphones to listen to her audio. He actually practiced the simulation of 'assuming Daniel doesn't exist'.

Uh, I'd like to ask Daniel something. (Karen).

He took off his earphones and composed the words in his brain.

"Ehm, Niel, you know the contract marriage of kayaking in those novels? How do you think?"

"Not fair" replied Daniel, briefly.

Damn, there's a chance he won't marry me if I use the contract at the beginning. (Karen).

Daniel shakes.

Karen kept turning her brain, how to get Daniel to marry her contractually.

"Niel, for example we marry, I have a special request. You want some kabulin?"

"What?"

"I'll tell you later after we get married."

Karen's request doesn't really make much sense to Daniel. He was asked to grant it, but he did not know. Daniel looks worried. He was afraid that Karen's request was unnatural and difficult to grant. However, Daniel remembered his mother who already wanted his son to get married. Daniel finally agreed.

"Well, the origin of the request is reasonable" Daniel said.

"Please calm down, I make it as appropriate as possible. But you promised kabulin ya, promise ya."

Daniel nodded.

Suddenly the arrival of Karen's assistant shocked the future husband and wife who was eating lunch. Inda ran to Karen without seeing the person who was eating with the boss.

"Black Widow boss, huh hah," called Inda while panting.

Whahuh? The Black Widow? (Daniel).

"Ssthtt ...." Karen's face flushed.

Inda then realizes that her boss is dating someone she knows. "Lhoh, Doctor Daniel, right? Hi Doc. The same boss the doctor again kenc-"

Karen hastily cut. "Ssttt, yes. Now, explain why you're here to disturb people from eating. I told you, I'll bring it."

"Look at Boss Black Widow ...."

"Sshhhh ssshhh ...."

"Ohohoh, I'm sorry, I mean Boss Karen, this is a client from Gansan Tech asking for his MOU to be signed now because the person already wants to go back to the Surbaya."

"Can be sent by post, not now. Electronic signature can also be."

"Akh the boss does not know sometimes there is a strange bin unique client aka ribet, anyway want now. He waited in the office. He's getting on the train at 14:30, signature hunt, boss."

Inda pulled out the MOU file from inside the bag.

Karen signed it.

"Here, go!"

"Yes boss, relax I'm not interrupting the boss's date with the doctor heheh. Bye Doctor, take care of my sane boss!"

"Assistant!" as Karen Lirih.

Karen was ashamed to die in front of Daniel. The doctor also looked a little agape.

He is ilfil, right? (Karen).

It turns out you are very familiar with your subordinates. I also just understood why you're getting your hair red. The Black Widow? (Daniel).

"Pppffhhttt ...." Daniel laughed a little with his mouth closed.

Fuck, fuck me, okay? Huh, watch out for you. (Karen).

Daniel looked at his plate, still with a restrained laugh.

Wait, this is the first time you've laughed. (Karen).

"Do you want me, Niel?"

Daniel looked at Karen. "Sorry."

"You're wondering which part, let me explain. The Black Widow? See, what's wrong with people idolizing superheroes? That's a protagonist, a hero."

"Pppffhhttt ...." Daniel laughed in silence, making Karen's face red. Daniel looked at his watch.

"Yes back to the hospital, it's 12:45" Karen said, taking a look at Daniel's entire dialogue.

That's my dialogue. (Daniel).

Daniel nodded. He stood up then left Duncan Lucknut's restaurant. Karen was still at her desk upset.

Lucknut, why am I even being humiliated like this? Today I should have simulated that there was no such thing as a fart wind. Relax Karen, don't be all over because she fucked me up, assuming she didn't exist. (Karen).

To be continued...

Jogja, April 24th 2021

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