
THE FLIM FLAM BROTHER
[Flim]
Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town
Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found
Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair
[Flam]
That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share
Ponies: [excited chattering]
[Flim and Flam]
Well you've got opportunity
In this very community
[Flam]
He's Flim
[Flim]
He's Flam
[Flim and Flam]
We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil
Pinkie Pie: Nonpa-what?
[Flim]
Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see
No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be
And that's a new world, with tons of cider
Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
[Flam]
More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking
Rainbow Dash: I doubt that.
[Flim and Flam]
So take this opportunity
[Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
In this very community
[Flam]
He's Flim
[Flim]
He's Flam
[Flim and Flam]
We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
Traveling salesponies
[Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
Nonpareil
[Flim]
I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport
[Flam]
I say, our mode of locomotion
[Flim]
And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider?
[Flam]
Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same
[Flim]
But my brother and I have something most unique and superb
Unseen at any time in this big new world
[Flim and Flam]
And that's opportunity
[Flim]
Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best
[Flam]
The unbelievable
[Flim]
Unimpeachable
[Flam]
Indispensable
[Flim]
I-can't-believe-able
[Flim and Flam]
Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Flam: What d'you say, sister?
Rarity: [faints]
[Crowd]
Oh, we got opportunity
In this very community
Please, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jam
With your Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Flim: Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?
Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess.
[Crowd]
Opportunity, in our community
[Flam]
Ready, Flim?
[Flim]
Ready, Flam?
[Flim and Flam]
Let's bing bang zam!
Flim: And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!
[Crowd]
Cider, cider, cider, cider… [continues until Granny Smith interrupts]
Flim: Watch closely, my friends!
[Flam]
The fun begins!
Flim: Now, here's where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider!
[Flam]
Feel free to take a sneak peek!
[Granny Smith]
Now wait, you fellers, hold it!
You went and over-sold it!
I guarantee that what you have there won't compare
For the very most important ingredient
Can't be added or done expedient
And it's quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care!
[Flim]
Well, Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up
You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup
[Flam]
Yes, sir, yes, ma'am, this great machine lets just the very best
So whaddaya say then, Apples?
Care to step into the modern world
And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?
[Crowd]
Cider, cider, cider, cider… [continues until Flim and Flam begin singing]
Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon, Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about!
[Flim and Flam]
We're saying you've got
[Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
Opportunity
In this very community
He's Flim, he's Flam
We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil!
[Flim and Flam]
Yeah!
THE PERFECT STALLION
[Sweetie Belle]:
Cheerilee is sweet and kind
She's the best teacher we could hope for
The perfect stallion you and I must find,
One to really make her heart soar
But…
This one's too young
This one's too old
He clearly has a terrible cold
Хэй Фивер: Achoo!
[Apple Bloom]:
He's way too uptight
Персникети: I say!
[Sweetie Belle]:
Well nothing's wrong with this one
He seems alright
Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.
[Sweetie Belle]:
How 'bout this one?
[Apple Bloom]:
He's much too flashy
[Scootaloo]:
He might do
[Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom]:
If he weren't so splashy
[Apple Bloom]:
Too short
[Sweetie Belle]:
Too tall
[Apple Bloom]:
Too clean
[Scootaloo]:
Too smelly
[Sweetie Belle]:
He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly
CMCs: Ah…
[Apple Bloom]:
I don't think that we're mistaken,
It seems all the good ones are taken
[Sweetie Belle]:
I really feel that at this rate
We'll never find the perfect date
[CMCs]:
Don't wanna quit and give up hope
Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?
[Sweetie Belle]:
Oh please, oh please, oh please say…
Big McIntosh: Nope.
CMCs: Ah!
[Sweetie Belle]:
We did it girls,
We've found the one,
Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter
Apple Bloom: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Are you talking about my brother?
SMILE SONG
[Pinkie Pie]:
My name is Pinkie Pie.
(Hello)
And I am here to say.
(How ya doin'?)
I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your day.
It doesn't matter now
(What's up?)
If you are sad or blue.
(Howdy!)
'Cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do.
'Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile.
Yes I do.
It fills my heart with sunshine all the while.
Yes it does.
'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine.
I like to see you grin.
(Awesome)
I love to see you beam.
(Rock on)
The corners of your mouth turned up is always Pinkie's dream.
(Hoof bump!)
But if you're kind of worried,
And your face has made a frown,
I'll work real hard and do my best to turn that sad frown upside down.
'Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin.
Yes I do.
Bust it out from ear to ear let it begin.
Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin.
And you fill me with good cheer.
It's true some days are dark and lonely.
And maybe you feel sad.
But Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad.
There's one thing that makes me happy and makes my whole life worthwhile,
And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile.
I really am so happy.
Your smile fills me with glee.
I give a smile I get a smile,
And that's so special to me.
'Cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam.
Yes I do.
Tell me what more can I say.
To make you see.
That I do.
It makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam.
Yes it always makes my day.
Come on every pony smile, smile, smile.
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine.
All I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine.
[Pinkie Pie и Choir]:
Come on every pony smile, smile, smile.
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine.
All I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine.
[Pinkie Pie]:
Yes the perfect gift for me
Is a smile as wide as a mile.
To make me happy as can be
Smile, smile,
Smile, smile,
Smile; come on and smile, come on and smile.
CRANKY DOODLE DONKEY
[Pinkie Pie]
You're a Cranky Doodle Donkey guy.
A Cranky Doodle Donkey.
I never met you but you're my new friend
and I'm your best friend Pinkie Pie!
WELCOME SONG
[Pinkie Pie]:
Welcome welcome welcome.
A fine welcome to you.
Welcome welcome welcome.
I say how do you do?
Welcome welcome welcome.
I say hip hip hurray.
Welcome welcome welcome
To Ponyville today.
🎶MY LITTLE PONY SONG 🎶
🎶MY LITTLE PONY SONG 🎶