My husband is not gay!

Consider Him a Little Child

Andre sat on the edge of the bed, his eyes circulating a gaze to every inch of Ana's room. This was the second time he had entered Ana's room. The first time he entered, he had time to prank Ana until her cheeks blushed. And now she entered this room with the status of her husband. Andre smiled considering the first time he entered this room "women's room like this? the bedcover's a ball, ckckck!" Andre stood walking towards the open window, there was a guitar propped up to the edge of the closet, Andre picked it up and played some keys, "the sound is still good" he murmured.

Andre then approached the study table, touched some neatly arranged books, took one and opened it, the writing was not too neat. Then he saw a lot of knickknacks on the ball, something covered with some displays caught his attention. Andre took it, a photo with a silver frame fitting the photo, he smiled as he began to realize, it's a photo of little Ana, a little girl with bob hairstyle wearing a red dress, standing in front of a kiosk, Andre opened his frame and took out his picture and kept it in his wallet while he kept it in the drawer under the study table, hoping that Ana would not notice.

In the corner of the wall some photos of Ana with her friends with a frame of planel cloth hung lengthwise "she wears a hijab? beautiful" he muttered. After being satisfied to recognize his wife's room, Andre returns to bed opening his laptop waiting for Ana to return. Until he drowned in the work files sent via email by the magician. Being too focused she doesn't realize Ana called her a few times.

******

"how does tea take what size?"

"what size is it? it's so hard, not lifted up, what else is he?!"

"try to see what size it is?"

"xxxl equals l" replied Dini.

"buy them both, let's spit!" Ana took Andre's wallet, and opened it.

'wow, the cash is a lot, heheeee, ' Ana's inner.

"Din, buy the snacks again gih, we robbed the CEO's wallet."

"ih the teteh ka salaki Kitu tea, didn't say tea first?"

"he's a rich man, money like this mah dimeh doank for him, cepet ih!" with Dini's no-nonsense return to the food and beverage shelf, she swiftly picked up a few more shopping baskets and filled them, 'cooking for a week's stock, heheeee,,,'

*******

When she returned, Ana did not find her husband in her room.

"there again, she said she was embarrassed to go out of the room" Ana then went in to store her husband's wallet and order at the table.

Just as Ana was about to look for her husband out suddenly Andre appeared at Ana's doorstep with a pale face.

"why?" just now Ana asked Andre had returned to walk quickly towards the bathroom. An oddly feeling Ana followed him from behind.

uweeekkkkkkk, the,,,

"Om, open the door," Ana asked as she heard the sound of people vomiting, 'vomit? got pregnant?' Ana patted her head with a fist, 'bego! she is Ana's man, where can she get pregnant, actually who the hell is playing the role of her girl, her or so?! anyone who is a girl will not be pregnant'

Andre opened the bathroom door.

"vomiting?" Andre nodded softly. Ana placed her hand on Andre's forehead.

"no fever" Ana murmured.

Andre walked back to the room while Ana took some drinking water and told Dini to buy some porridge.

"separated Din topingna"

"hey," replied Dini as she walked out of the house.

"yes already neng, you bralurin a Andre aja there, let mama who makes sweet tea, mag eta tea, late to eat, da wastah diudangkeun breakfast heula, ntar ntar wae, already there!"

"yes this Ana bring water first, want to be told to take mag medicine first,"

Ana returns to her room, Andre lays down on her bed on her back and her raised arm covers her forehead.

"drinking medicine first a," ana keeps drinking water on the nightstand, "cock not yet made?" Ana asked when she realized that Andre was still using a towel, her voice raised, her forehead started twitching in anger. He and Andre are different, however.

"there's no triple XL!" ana's voice rose an octave

"not fit" santei

"what size do you usually use?" start sewot

"double XL!" still with a relaxed tone.

"that's it, but that's a triple XL that doesn't fit?" more sewot.

"i don't know, anyway I've tried not to fit both"

Ana clenched her hand 'aaarrrgggg! relax Ana, consider her Stela! consider him Stela! nay! assume he's not a guy! oh or consider him a child! heheeee,, ' Ana's inner self while taking a deep breath, threw it away slowly, and carried out many times until the heat in her head was slightly reduced. Andre smiled mischievously when he saw Ana was getting angry but could not let out her anger.

"yeah, take the medicine here first," began to speak in a relaxed tone

"where are you going, where are you going?" muttered Ana, "oiya, how can you vomit anyway?" continued.

"aku punya penyakit mag" Andre bangun dari tidurnya, mengambil obat dan air minum yang disodorkan Ana padanya.

"oh late eating yes just now" felt guilty.

"hm, from noon yesterday I forgot to eat"

"uh uh? how can?"

'ck! you're the one who made me eat, made me unable to sleep, now still why?' ingenious Andre mendelik.

"oddly enough, eating can forget, take off my shirt first," Ana helped Andre undress, then began to race Andre's back with white wood.

tocktock

"neng, this is sweet tea as pureed," mama Meti spoke from behind the door, Ana stopped her activities and opened the door.

"how's it going?" mama Meti immediately asked as soon as Ana opened the door. Andre smiled at Mama Meti, Ana then brought a tray containing porridge and sweet tea.

"take a plate of tea," Mama Meti spoke without going into the room, she was a little reluctant to enter because she saw Andre was just wearing a towel.

"not late to eat Mah, forget to eat a shadow just do not eat from noon yesterday, it's natural to now vomit,"

"astagfirullah, or if you eat mah kneaded oruh, if already sick mah is not someone else who fuss, yes already or snobs rest aja, mama stay, if not better also mah, yes, mending to the doctor, whis katerusan," Mama Meti closed the door to Ana's room after giving advice to her daughter-in-law.

"luckily the diomelin is just a little, if I am sick, from end to end diomelin," Ana smiled as she returned to race Andre's body.

"yes, abis nagging just like you"

"just right! it's delicious yet? eat first!"

Andre turned back his body,

"put to sleep,"

"later An, my body lemes." replied Andre limp

"eat him! let's not lemes! nyender aja we, later I bribe" tone annoyed mixed with anger.

Mama Meti thought for a moment, 'wild manner ngurusna mahalah not awkward, hihihi,,, apparently Ambar prayer will be quickly answered, have a grandson, heheeee,,' mama Meti smiles herself. 'kudu called ieu mah, good news kieu, heheeee, ' mama Meti entered his room with a carefree heart.