My husband is not gay!

My husband is not gay!
What size?



Weni frowned, her frown,


The deg! 'woman's voice?' inner Weni.


"helloo, mas Sakti! how come there's no sound?" the sound from there.


"who is this ha-hello?" Weni who called Andre's phone using Sakti's number turned out.


"ah! Weni yeah, it's me Ana,"


Weni's eyes grew bigger hearing the person mention her name, 'how could Ana lift up?'


"w-why, how can you lift up?"


"can't you wake up, so I pick up the phone,"


'how can? isn't Ana still in Bandung?'


The voice from across there, Weni listened with a heat in her heart.


"gig!"


"the guy just woke up" Ana continued.


"who's An?" andre's voice still sounded hoarse, he picked up the phone that Ana had proffered. "Weni" Ana replied briefly as she walked out of the room.


"hello Wen"


"where are you going, An?" Not yet Weni replied, there was a shout of Andre calling out to Ana.


"i'm ready for hot water first, take a shower"


"hello Wen, what's wrong?" finally, Andre's voice began to focus.


"mas, where are you?"


"in Bandung," replied Andre briefly who again closed his eyes, his voice still sounded hoarse.


"can we? when did you leave? why didn't you say it first?"


Andre frowned.


"Weni, you called just to ask why I'm in Bandung?"


"ah, that's, it's not, it's, I mean, it's,,," Weni became nervous because actually, Weni knew that Andre did not like if there were people who were too curious about his personal life except Andre who told him himself.


"where's Sakti?" Andre decided Weni's speech. Weni returned Sakti's phone to the owner.


"hello,"


"cancel all schedules today,"


"whataaaaaaaaa???"


Tut tut tut tut


"God! there are three important miting schedules today, not to mention that there are still many files that still need his signature." finally Sakti could only sigh heavily while frowning his forehead.


"or the cave won't wake up in the morning, not take a morning shower! not going early in the morning! fuckin' hell! aargggg!" Sakti growled in annoyance.


"why are you Wen?" suddenly her eyes caught something strange to Weni, looking at Weni's face as strange as she looked agitated with her pale face squeezing her own hands.


"oy!" Sakti patted Weni on the shoulder, Weni jumped in shock, she even dropped her phone. Weni's over-reaction made Sakti frown. "you're sick, Wen?"


"that's it, I-I, you'd better go with the Imam, i-iya, I,,,"


Weni passed leaving Sakti dumbfounded. 'where it goes, where it goes,' Inner Sakti still felt astonished.


"what's wrong with him?" Sakti finally refocused on his breakfast as well as a cup of coffee that has not been exhausted, 'dear if not spent'


'how's this? will Andre be angry? is he going to leave me again, no! nay! andre cannot leave me! I, I, must apologize!' Weni started biting her nails, her face was pale and sweaty.


Mang Imam who saw the situation of Weni like it was not okay to try to ask his condition for fear of something happening to his master. There was no answer from his employer, the Imam then stopped his car, then parked on the side of the road which happened to have a mini market. Weni was still looking uneasy she was holding her chest and looked hard to breathe.


Mang Imam took the initiative to buy mineral water for his employer. Weni looked calm after the priest mang gave her a drink.


"how could I, want to be kicked or go home? if you are not feeling well mending rest at home, if you are afraid of getting worse, mbak," Weni sat in the back seat of the car with the door deliberately opened.


He took a deep breath and was slowly thrown away, done many times to make him feel calm.


Weni had an anxiety disorder since being abandoned by her brother who became her only family at that time and her symptoms grew heavier when she returned to be abandoned by Andre who was then asked by Steve's papi family to he returned to Australia when his parents were in an accident.


"we go Mang, I'm okay!" The Imam looked hesitant, he was worried that something might happen.


"it's okay, Mang, if I don't feel good, I'll take a break, really!" Weni smiled reassuringly to the Priest. Eventually the car drove back to the company where it worked.


******


Bandung


"ayo donk An, you have the heart! besides I'm your husband, you have to take responsibility can't possibly ask me to help mama" whine Andre, after finishing bathing Andre wearing his clothes but underneath still wearing a towel. Ana took a breath and threw it away violently.


"yes, wait" answered Ana ketus. "uh! where's money?" Ana thrusts an open hand in front of Andre. Andre then took his wallet on the nightstand, without a second thought Ana immediately brought Andre's wallet and then went out of the room. Andre who saw the behavior of his wife can only resign.


"where is the tea going?" Early half whispered, she happened to come out of the room together with Ana.


"tow to the front minimarket,"


"tikuttt,,," Early whose body was taller and larger than Ana clenched spoiled in her arms whose body was shorter and smaller than her.


"feel this gorilla's digelendotin mah,"


"the teteh mahnya, see we later if I've been diet gera, high as rich as Luna Maya" Dini walked waddling style like a model. Ana and Mama Meti laughed off seeing the behavior of one of the residents of their house.


"hayoh we talk diet oak, diet last half poe mah jang naon!" Ana laughed at Mama Meti's chattering. Dini who initially had a high body with proportional weight, better posture than her two brothers, but after entering High School her weight was not controlled, so his body is now a tall badag, probably derived from Agus' father.


"Where is this tea?"


"want to the front minimarket, mama want a nitip?"


"moal ah, don't need anything, uh buyin Ketang coffee,"


"nu kumaha's coffee?"


"fire ship we, anu kopina wungkul gening,"


Ana exits the house following Dini after getting clear instructions from Mama Meti's order. Dini who drives the motor while Ana who is piggybacked.


Arriving at the minimarket as usual Dini will be busy with taking his favorite snacks. While Ana, who first took the order of Mama Meti, then turned to several shelves looking for a deposit from her husband.


Upon reaching the intended shelf, Ana frowned.


"what size is it?" Ana scratched her non-itchy head. "His torso is as tall as he is, with a proposal posture of roughly what size is it?!" Ana took her phone trying to reach Andre. Several times Ana made a call, but was not picked up by the one who had.


"lift, donk!" Ana mutters.


"whose more?"


"you want to buy a CD but you don't know its size,"


"uh uh? CD guy?"


"yes, a Andre was at dawn and the band was in a hurry, he didn't bring anything,"


"astaga! have you been asked to buy the same pants as Andre?"


Ana nodded with her face still bent.


hahaaaaaaaa,, Dini laughed off.