Mr. Slovenly And Mrs. Perfectionist.

Chapters. 20. Important Lessons.

After checking something in the sense, Harfei was still at home in the chair he had been left for a month, still not wanting to move. Shortly after, the door was knocked by someone.

"Daddy?".

"Bang, I have something to ask you about". The aura of Wawan's face turned serious, until Harfei responded with a serious look as well.

"What do you want to ask?".

"Well, is it good not to get married?". I swear by anything I want it to feel like Harfei threw a pen on the tyrannical face of the Wawan. Already installed a serious face turned out to be asked even marriage affairs.😄

"Why are you doing that?". Harfei asked as he hooked his fingers.

"The young man wants to learn bang. Make references Wawan later before marriage. Think of it as educational material. Hehe". Wawan-style horse grin came out naturally, showing his half-yellow teeth rusty.

"Do you want to be made into educational materials or make the practice of pornography with lovers?". Harfei doubted the words of the skinny Wawan.

"Jeez bang. This Wawan is a jomblo of Ori quality. Still virgin". Patting his chest as if signifying pride.

"Marriage is hard, Wan. There is good there is also not good. Which one did you want first?". Ask Harfei.

"What a pleasure to have". Wawan felt unable to bear to listen to Harfei's explanation like a teacher who is good at household affairs.

"Abang will explain about marriage so that you do not go the wrong way and do not misrepresent marriage". Harfei Improved the sitting position and continued important lessons for Wawan.

"According to the teachings of the religion we profess, marriage is to perfect some of one's religion. And will get the reward, avoid the act of adultery because there is a service born and inner at home. Eat, drink, dress, everything arranged and noticed by our wives. Even more so when sleeping, there is already a nemenin. It used to be a bolster pillow, now a living pillow". A moment to fix the sitting position.

"Married it must be ready to be born and inner, Wan. You cannot marry because of mere naps. The home will not be a blessing. Ridho is not dapet, reward is also good. What else if until can not guide the wife, it is sure to go to hell to be in quarantine, or it could be the logs of hell fire".

"What a huge braid?". Wawan creeps imagining being the firewoods of hell.

"Eat him, don't make the wrong decision. Repair your heart and also spend more money. Heart to be tolerant and mature, money for marriage capital. But remember, do not take the ration first to lower the dowry of women. There are many tuh in some areas, when the man took the ration first, then the woman was no value in the eyes of the family of men dowry eyebrows fell". Bright Harfei.

"But Wawan used to see Abang nyium Mba Lina first".

Plaque...

Harfei swallowed his salavians to straighten Wawan's thinking.

"It wasn't a kiss, Wan. But a kiss on the forehead. Marks dear. Even so do not imitate. Because if faith is not strong it will turn into a kiss that demands more. Many tablets from among children are easy now who initially kiss and can not bear to eat will do the ena-ena. It will ruin the generation. What will you teach your children if their own father does not know about religious and moral education?".

"Yes teach ena-ena la bang". Wawan's skinny answer caused the pen to float perfectly on his face until he complained.

"Ouch, a bang". Complaints Wawan.

"Sickness is thrown to hell rather than pain in throwing pens". Annoyed Harfei.

"Yes, yes bang. Continue..."

"Well, the most important thing is. You are now again the time of puberty, usually in that time most children easily do things that make them curious. Like doing pornography or pornographic acts alone because they do not have a partner. This is very dangerous".

"That's wrong, Wan. It will damage your body cells. Destructive cell ******. Well, since you are not a doctor, you should consult a doctor or more practical you open google. There are many explanations from Google".

"Keep if the bad what dong bang?".

"That's not good it's the wife's nagging. Earache. Haha". Harfei imagined when his wife Hazal nagged because of her slovenly, peeling, fart-like self, it made his wife successfully cry in her heart. 😄

"Mba Hazal is a bang?". Doubtful Wawan asked, afraid that Harfei would be offended.

Before answering Harfei exhaled slowly.

"Actually Hazal was not fierce, it was just that he was firm in everything. Discipline, and perfectionism. Bede loh Wan was fierce and firm. Error means to vent anger without a clear purpose. While firmly aiming to be more disciplined and directed life". Bright Harfei. The man realizes that Hazal's nagging is well-intentioned in order to better appreciate life and love the cleanliness that is part of the faith. Only, Harfei did not want to express his pride to his wife. For Harfei, when Hazal was upset, then the aura of the woman's beauty would radiate on her simple face.

"Well, surely you're very happy to be married to Hazal?. It's rich, pinter, disciplined, good again". Praise Wawan.

"That's not the point, Wan. I was willing to marry Hazal back then because I believed she was the soul mate God sent me. Every time I pray, if God will give me the right soul mate. Well, now that I'm married to Hazal, that means she's God's perfect match for me.

"Material, intelligent brain, physical, everything is just a bonus Wawan. The most important thing is morality. Marry for her religion, for her morals, for her property, and for her beauty. But I chose because of his religion and his ethics, Wan".

"Bang, Wawan wants to get married". Wawan said after reflecting on Harfei's sentence which was so long and wide explaining the subject of marriage and household.

"Repair yourself first. Minimal increase your weight Wawan. And most importantly, your rusty yellow teeth are cleaned first. The dirt will get stuck on your wife's lips. Haha".

The important lesson ended with a little satire on the physical Wawan. (Don't copy the words of Readers).😘🙏

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