Kuntilanak's girlfriend

Kuntilanak's girlfriend
Cousin Resek



Meanwhile, at the home of Mr. Bondan, their loyal servant who has worked ten years since a long time, reported the strangeness that he had just experienced. “Truly ma'am! Iyem, no lie! The trash can is really something wrong!”


“You're just making a shit Yem, where maybe this house has a ghost, maybe it's Jun.”


“Well mom, say you don't believe.”


“Please take money orders from the village. You memorized the housing here?”


“Mafor bu!”


“Do not forget the number. Tap again!”


“Ready Bu Bondan!” Iyem immediately carried out the task and Mr. Bondan appeared carrying an office bag.


“What's mah?”


“That's a reward, the Iyem said, if in our new home. There's ghosts!”


“There-there's aja. Maybe next week we can invite papa's acquaintance. He said necromancer!”


“Good. Papa chose his house in the distance anyway!”


“Lapse cudgel again mah. This house is already the cheapest same deket office property papah!”


***


On the streets that afternoon appeared cyclists who nudged the traveling baker. Women in teenage clothes generally do. Begging not to indemnify. “I accidentally Sir. My bike was wrong. Not me.”


“But that's what goes up. Not his bike road by himself.”


“Bapak should ask to change my bike dong. Not me.”


Shelly got out of the car and approached them. “Sheila? How are you here?”


“Iya Shel, my bike is naughty with these gentlemen.”


“How should my cousin replace?” Jun appeared asking.


“Two hundred thousand!”


“Bany pack!” Shelly protest. He took out the pocket money and replaced it.


“You also did nabrak bakmi?” Jun asked.


“Mas Jun will know, Sheila bike can not brake!”


“Mbak finish your bike. But you don't be naughty ya!”


“Rebes mbak!”


Jinny had just appeared on top of a tree and Jun blinked one eye at it. Jinny laughs silently and disappears and moves into Shelly's car.


“This car has ac, no? How hot is it?”


“It's been the coldest time Sheila!” furious Shelly.


Sheila snickered silently. Jinny shrunk and sat under the front rearview. “Nih cewe emang ngeselin boss. Does Jinny work?”


“Do not! Aja!”


“Friday!” Shelly turned to look at the annoyed Junaedi. Jinny looked at the two.


That night they gathered at the dinner table. There's Mr. Bondan, Mrs Bondan, Shelly and Jun. Including their sister who reportedly just went to school from Berlin.


“In Berlin it's good-tasting, om, aunty. Not rich gini.”


“Ya obviously dong, in Berlin is Europe not Indonesia. If you want to eat well, why not chicken fried chicken pesen?”


“Sheila hasn't worked aunty yet! How to buy rich food keep on.”


“ Anyway, whatever we eat, it's already a favor from God. You should be thankful you can still eat. Out there a lot of sodara we have not eaten.”


“Iya-iya is up!” Sheila took the centong and tasted the vegetable sauce with the centong directly into her mouth.


“Sheila! You're not very polite. Feeding time is bribe. That's a centong for vegetables!” Shelly furious.


“Papa kali mbak. I'm eating.”


“Tadi said gasuka food Indonesia.” sahut Bu Bondan no less upset.


“Are you in Berlin taught so how to eat?” Mr. Bondan actually laughed slowly eating his sambal.


“Jinny has got a lot of this girl boss!”


Jun is about to hold Jinny against Sheila. Sheila who was greedy ate without politeness. He wants to eat whatever's on the table right now. Magically sambal Pak Bondan moves under Sheila's white rice. Sheila was eating it. The longer his face gets red due to the spiciness.


“Water where om! How bad it is!”


“Jun fetch me water dong!”


Junaedi was upset with his cousin. The Jinny spontaneously appears and miraculously the whole water in the teapot gushes out soaking Sheila's head.


“Jun! It's so fucking resek! I just got a haircut yesterday! Damn lo!” Sheila throws the syrup at Jun and the glass drifts and Sheila flees to the bathroom.


“You're the top of Jun!” flatter Mr Bondan


“It looks like Sheila never went to Berlin deh mah, pah. If he really goes there, there is no way dong brash with us.”


“Sabar mbak's. Waiting for his bike really. Let's do it let him stop by from here.”


“Suggest you can really Jun!” Mr. Bondan agreed.


“Sheila's definitely not going to school. We monitor him a full day.”


“Usul mama can bang.” Shelly supports it too.


***


The night before one morning, June just closed the book. Jinny emerged from the window and sat in her rendition dress. “Bos is done learning?”


“Where have you finished? I think it's more fun nih.”


“Jinny only around the house only boss. After Iyem had gone to sleep, so Jinny could not use usilin anymore.”


“Hush you nih naughty mulu.”


“Kalo boss don't go out in that painting. Maybe Jinny will be forever there.”


“You are so beautiful. Surely you were once the king's daughter.”


“I'm an ordinary palace servant boss.”


“Continue working you what dong?”


“Not much different rich Iyemlah boss. The difference is Jinny serves the king, there used to be many servant women who want to be servants of the king. King Henry is good boss. His people like to joke.”


“Well the boss, rich punishment is common in Jinny.”


“Iya in your time of law does not yet exist. Now we have HAM.”


“HAM? What is boss food?”


“HAM it, human rights, so we can't be reckless with people's laws. Including president.”


“President is king huh boss?”


“Kok you know?”


“Jinny just saw papa boss watching tv just now. Keep that bay where boss?”


“Gulf? Another Gulf war with America?”


“America where is boss?”


“America is in Europe. Anyway far away. Can you take me there?”


“Jinny doesn't have a passport there boss. Many dracula same evil vampire over there boss. Jinny doesn't want to!”


“You take care of this house yes. I want school tomorrow.”


“Siap My Lord!” Jinny was excited to follow the spectacle he had just seen on tv.


***


Sheila, unable to sleep, decides to go around the room, peeking at Shelly's window and seeing the fierce woman writing on the radio.


“Gue work lo!” Sheila pushed open the door to Shelly's room and ran into her room. Shelly was surprised and looked out of her room.


“Bi Iyem Feelings have gone to sleep. How can the door open by itself?” Shelly shuddered and covered her body with a blanket.


Sheila goes out and hides Mr. Bondan's shoes, and exchanges them for Jun's shoes. “Let's know your taste Jun!”


Jinny sees Sheila who just closed Mr. Bondan's bedroom and the nosy pounder exchanges bread jam for kitchen spice.


Knowing that, Jinny touched Sheila's ears. Sheila was shocked and angry alone. He fled into his room.


The next day Jun, Shelly and Mr. Bondan prepare to leave, telling Shelly that the door to her room opened last night.


“That's ma'am, really, our new home has a ghost.” Bi Iyem interrupted the chat.


“Maybe someone intentionally took us.”


“Sheila has nuker jam equal sambel bos!” Jinny whispered to Jun who was just sitting in the middle of the dining table.


“Jun bosen eat mulu bread. Once wanted to eat in the canteen ah.”


“The bottle is delicious, Jun, you don't want to try it?” Sheila offered her bread.


“You go first. I'm gausah.”


“Ehm, I also bosen the same bread. You are aja deh.”


“Loh said you like European food? Bread coke do not want.” Miss Bondan replied.


“Iya aunty, Sheila likes fried chicken, if the bread is in India the same Arab is also a lot of kok.”


“This is precisely the bread of Indonesia. You try it!” Jun rubs Sheila's bread with chocolate that is not jam but kitchen sauce.


Sheila bit the bread hesitantly and her mouth wryly then spouted the bread onto Shelly's face.


“You are so dirty anyway!” Shelly growled and went to the back bathroom.


“Cock vomited?” mama Bondan asked, staring at the comfort of her father.


Sheila went nowhere. Mr. Bondan is getting ready to put on his shoes, he finds Jun's shoes. “Jun! Right here! Papa would like to talk!”


“Iya what is the reward?”


“Papa's time to your shoe make office. Where's papa's shoes?”


“Bent pa!” Jun helps her search until she finds her papa shoes hanging inside her wardrobe.


“Jun! You are really dong. You are very ignorant, do not you hit Sheila ya.” His father appeared to remove the hanging shoes.


“Aduh pa! Papa's shoes are just seeing Jun now. Semalem Jun doesn't find papa's shoes here.”


“Other times don't repeat yes!”


Jinny only appeared after Jun's bedroom door was closed. “Jinny sorry ya boss. Semalem Jinny knows Sheila did.”


“Terus why you didn't prevent!”


“Jinny wait for first order from bos.”


“Gini. You trap Sheila let her confess her mistake.”


“How is boss?”


“You European girl but it's a total moron!”


“Well sorry boss. I was born four hundred years ago boss.”


“Just you lure him in order to admit his mistake.”


“Ready Master!” Jinny disappeared into the closed door.


Jun leaves for school with Shelly who is both pouting.


During the afternoon, Sheila was tuning the radio loudly in the pool, wiggling in gym clothes. Jinny was annoyed looking at him in the distance. Bi Iyem enters the pool and Sheila intends to prank him. “Bi! Ambilin banana I fell in the pool dong!”


“Banana time can fall there anyway neng? How's the story?”


“Just takein! I don't want to know!” Sheila's getting emotional.


The fat Bi Iyem tried to pull the banana floating in the middle of the pool.


“Let tadpur lo!” Sheila whispered while laughing behind her sunglasses.


Jinny moved his hand and Sheila's lounge chair drifted far above the pool and Sheila was plunged violently underneath.


“Out non! How can you jump in anyway! Aunty can't take his banana dong!”


“Damn it! Who the hell pushed me!”


Mrs Bondan shows up and laughs at both. “What's bi?”


“This is ma'am, non Sheila said she wanted to take her banana that fell in the pool, uh, she even went there.”


“Updah-udah, Sheila sebel!” Sheila ran inside and locked her room.