Kuntilanak's girlfriend
Liar Man
“Almost aja mbak Shelly see you.”
“Oh yes boss. Jinny forgot to change!” Jinny conjured up his appearance in an instant and his clothes were normal again.
“You're thinking no? If Jun is the one who judges. Keep likes ngelarang Jun.”
“Maybe the boss doesn't have a girlfriend yet. Be mbak boss still likes to take care of boss!”
“Maybe you have it too.”
“Jinny has a boss feeling, if mbak Shelly loves the same boss, so mbak boss does not want boss why. Nowadays free**** are already many bosses, so who have many diseases also.”
“You really. Try you human. Surely you can teach mbak Jun, let mbak Shelly is not too overprotective with Jun.”
“That's the boss's small problem!” Jinny whispered something to Jun's ears. Jun nodded in understanding.
***
Shelly is opening a women's magazine on the front page of the house. Without realizing it, his father had come home from the office. Shelly raised her head and stood kissing her papa's hand. “Eh, papa tumben has come home?”
“Iya nih Shel, papa happens to have business at home.”
“Mau Shelly call mama?”
“No need to Shel! Papa would like to talk to you.”
“By the way pa. Kok papa kun rich just know Shelly it.” Shelly smiled at her father.
“Look, you don't mostly keep an eye on Jun huh, let Jun be papa and mama's business. You do not have to think about college, you will also graduate. In the meantime you can date!”
“Wah, thank you very much pa. Shelly did not expect papa really support Shelly.”
“Please make you a drink for papa.”
Shelly complies and Mr. Bondan magically transforms into Jinny again. Jun appeared from behind the garden next door and gave a thumbs up.
Shelly had returned from the house. Mr. Bondan's original car has been parked in the yard. Shelly was surprised to see her new-home pap carrying an office bag in a different outfit and a different tie. “Cock papa just came home?”
“Papa emang new dateng, you make drinks who tuh?”
“Well, how the hell, Shelly will make drinks for papa. Papa asked Shelly to make a drink.”
“You're wrong people times. Papa's people just came home.”
“Serious pa? What about Shelly who can date?”
“Okay, how do you say so ngalor-ngidul so anyway, who said you can date? Papa wants you to go straight to work in papa's office. And to date you don't first. You should be an example for your brother Jun.”
“Ih, papa how the hell! Papa says that Shelly can't handle Jun. Now Shelly can't date either!”
Madam Bondan came and asked. “What's Pa?”
“This is Ma, when Shelly said that we could make him date? Keep saying we're not letting him watch out for Jun.”
“Something must have gone wrong in this house. Wong yesterday morning, Shelly saw clothes floating in her room.”
“Papa's pocket would like to invite papa's friend here. He might be able to help us to overcome this haunted new home.”
***
Jun is arranging his book into a study closet and into his school bag. Jinny reappeared and sat on top of Jun's wide-open room window.
“Typically you like to laugh. How now is that?”
“How Jinny is not for boss. Papa the boss wants to call a ghost expert to expel Jinny.”
“You are four hundred years old. Time not dare to be with shaman.”
“You're a ghost but really good anyway.”
Jinny blushed shyly hearing that. The ghostly woman moves and shrinks and sits on Jun's desk radio. “Usually the boss, the evil ghost they used to have absolutely no grudge, but this type of ghost is the most difficult to find or almost nothing.”
“You're locked up in a painting. Then why don't you have a grudge?”
“Because before Jinny entered the painting. Jinny swore to help the man who freed Jinny from the painting. And forget all the heartache Jinny.”
“From you sad, mending us take a walk to Jakarta yuk.”
“Beres boss! We ride on the witch hat huh!”
They flew back into the magician's hat and surrounded the Great Sunter to Citadel Fortress and Kwitang. Upon reaching the roadside merchants, Jinny felt thirsty and Jun paid him for iced tea and a cheap snack on the side of the road. They ate and talked to each other under the shady trees of the suburbs in the '90s.
A young man accidentally sees Jun being with a Caucasian woman and secretly the man is jealous of her. “Sialang. How could Jun know a cute girl? He doesn't have a girl. Ah, let me report to Shelly tomorrow!”
The man went out of nowhere. At night, Mr. Bondan's family is relaxing in the family room. Shelly suddenly spoke in the middle of the peaceful atmosphere. “Mah, Pah. I think Jun is really naughty now.”
“Loh how can you accuse your sister so.” Mr. Bondan put the coffee cup down.
“Iya. You again have the same problem Jun.” Bondan answered it too.
“Neg Pah, Mah. Yesterday Shelly met Ridwan who had just returned from Jakarta. She said she saw Jun again as a little bule! They said they were eating together in Kwitang.”
“Bule?” Mr. Bondan laughed. “Good dong. Not all men can get foreign girls. My dad got Mama.”
“Loh papa how the hell. Ntar if Jun tajarin who is not really how dong? Bule is very free association.” Shelly looked up at her papa.
“Kalo just eat together, yes, no problem after all.”
“Iya Shel's. Once upon a time, your papa was that too. Even mama who often payin.”
“Aduh mom. Gausah said it too. Papa is ashamed. Oh yeah, about Jun. The danger, if the Ridwan saw Jun out the same hotel bule girl earlier.”
“At first they just eat together, at the very end of the room also.”
“That's why you're watching Jun! Kok even Ridwan who reported.”
“Maybe she is jealous times the reward!” Mrs Bondan and Mr. Bondan laughed at Shelly.
Jun without them knowing appears and surprises Shelly. “Once again talking Jun yes?”
“Idih lo kok pede really damn!” Shelly slingshot.
“Iya. Jun did eat with Jun yesterday. Jun already knew the same mbak, ituloh whose name is Jinny, her husband is Cathrine.”
“Oh, so the Cathrine is Jinny.” Mr. Bondan and Mr. Bondan form the words O in their mouths.
“Iya pa, ma. You guys are not worried about Jun. Jinny is a good girl. He is a bule but not free kok association.”
“Alesan. At least you want to be free to date Jinny right? Moreover, the Jinny girl is very strange again. Time he likes to watch cut head, mah, pah!”
“Ha? Cut head!” Miss Bondan goosebumps. “Jun! Who the hell is Jinny? Kok bule queer really like that. Mom is horrified ah.”
“Jinny just kidding boss.” Jinny appeared beside Jun's seat.
“Yes, Jun knows, you're just kidding.”
“Mama again talk seriously with you Jun!” Mr. Bondan shook his head after speaking.
“Start tomorrow after school. Don't go to the mall or the streets. You don't know who Jinny is. Later your head can be taken again with him! Hiii! Mama serem hamburin.”
“Tuh Jun's. Don't be a stubborn guy. Lots of good girls. Not all girls are as cool as you see in the movie. Many many women. There may be a match with lo.”
“Sorry yes. Jun gini-gini not single yes mbak.” Jun went back into his room. Jinny disappears and jumps into Jun's room.
