I'm Still A VIRGIN

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priip....

The sound of whistles came from outside. Surprised by the sound of the whistle, Adry accidentally bit Ana's lips and made Ana moan in pain.

“aaagghh.” moans Ana in pain.

“maaf.. ah forgive me.” said Adry.

A police officer approached their car and knocked on the windshield. The police asked Adry to lower the car's door glass.

“sorry, what are you doing stopping your car in the middle of the road. If you want to stop you should be more brothers pull over this brother's car.” said the policeman.

“ah. yes sir police sorry suddenly my car was dead. I will revive it and continue my journey.” Adry.

The policeman looked at Ana and looked at Adry.

“apa she is your wife.” ask the police sir.

“right sir, she is my wife.” replied Adry.

“why his lips can bleed like that.” asked the policeman.

“my husband bit my lip sir.” said Ana Keceplosan.

Rebut Adry and Mr. Police were surprised to glare at Ana's confession which in fact was true. Ana realized that she was wrong to say that.

“Hah bitten you said!!” exclaim the policeman.

“eeeh is not a pack not. ee... I mean..” Ana's lerai was cut by Adry.

“meaning my wife she almost got bitten by an ant, because she avoided being bitten by that ant. My wife even pegged the dashboard of the car sir. hehehe.” said Adry nervously.

“Any... trying to avoid ant bites.” said the policeman was astonished.

“emang can well ants fly.” ask the police sir.

The cop tries to interrogate Adry and Ana with silly, needless questions to ask that he actually knows the answer to.

“meaning my husband is a bee sir, my husband can not distinguish where bees and where ants.” said Ana.

“no kok sir, my wife did avoid the bite of ants not bees.” said Adry.

“ant is also there who can fly, I have seen the Ant Man movie where the ants can fly so sir.” said Adry again.

“this is actually the real one which is, ants or bees.” asked the police officer was dizzy.

“blebah sir.”

“ant.”

They both answered the police officer's question. Ana answers the bees and Adry answers the ants.

“have it been, my head hurts hearing it.”

“that's your face hurt like that why.” ask the police officer.

“Actually we were in the begal pack earlier, I beat them to the brink and I found this wound sir.” said Adry.

The policeman did not believe Adry's convoluted remarks. You see from the beginning Adry said that his car was damaged and then he answered they were scuttered. It was damaging to the police officer's trust in him to be reduced, plus his lips Ana bloody that instilled the suspicion of the police was getting stronger.

The police officer asked for letters to Adry such as STNK, ID card of both of them, and even the police officer asked to show and marriage certificate to further ensure that they were indeed a married couple.

Adry gave STNK, his ID card and also asked for his wife's ID to be given to the Police Officer.

“where is the marriage certificate?” ask the police.

“at home sir, not taken anywhere, hehehe.” said Adry.

“ayo follow me to the police station.”

“i can pay any father you want sir.” said Adry tried to tease the Police Officer with money.

“what do you think I am, bribing me with money. Damaged my self-esteem received money in such a way.” said Adry.

“i reiterate once again, follow me to the police station if you do not have the proof.” said the police officer.

“wait sir.. I have proof that we are a married couple.” said Ana who made Adry relieved to stroke his chest.

“mana proof.” pinta pack the cop.

Ana also shows the evidence, he pulls Adry and approaches her, puts his hand on Adry's shoulder and wraps his hand around Adry's neck. Then then put his lips to land on Adry's lips.

Adry was surprised to glare at Ana who was very strange to do that in front of the Police Officer who was investigating them.

Ana codes Adry not to be quiet, she codes her husband to play it and Adry smears his wife's sweet lips.

“hey.. hey.. I don't ask you to do anything in front of me, I'm just asking for proof of your marriage license. Basic, you guys are.” said the Police Officer separated Adry and Ana kissing very affectionately.

“Pak, we are both showing evidence to mr.” said Ana arguing.

“what we did earlier, is the first evidence and this one is the second proof.” said Ana again gave her Handphone to the Police Officer.

The policeman saw and shifted the screen of Ana's phone. The policeman looked at the photo gallery while looking at Adry and Ana's faces and then nodded his head. In the Gallery of Mobile Ana there is a photo scanned marriage certificate and some photos of Adry and Ana when ijab qobul.

“please I believe, but why did you guys do the condolence in front of me. You know yes if my wife was away from me.” asked the Police Officer.

“if about the wife of the father, I do not know sir if the father's wife is away from the father.” said Ana.

“then the condolence, why do you do in front of me.” said the Police Officer asked once again.

“itu... it. only...” said Ana nervously not until.

“that's because we love each other sir.” Adry replied.

“oooh like that, alright then.”

“by the way is it true that your wife's lips are injured because they are stuck avoiding ants or bees. or not-don't.” said the police officer whispered near Adry's ear.

“or don't-do what sir?” said Adry.

“don't-don't you guys do more uwauw than that. hahaha...” said the doctor giggled.

“ealah.. sak mah kepo pisan euy people's business. kan already explained earlier or mr.”

“iya sih... but bo'ong right? hahaha.” said the police officer jokingly and laughing out loud.

“common what the hell.” asked Ana was violated by her husband and the police officer.

The police officer did not tell Ana and immediately told Adry to start the engine of his car again. Adry pretended as if his car was hard to turn on. Finally Adry made his car light up.

Adry said goodbye and thanked the police and drove back to their apartment. Adry is always smiling considering how Ana proves that they are a married couple.

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