I LOVE YOU, TEACHER

I LOVE YOU, TEACHER
The Ice Man Sucks



I LOVE YOU, TEACHER


CHAPTER 4


(Sucks Ice Man)


As usual, when the break arrives all students are especially required to perform dhuha prayers together first before ngaso.


Milka and I are now queuing up in the schoolgirls' toilet for a ride. Actually, there is a special place for berwudlu but still not enough if used simultaneously.


Besides, I myself have a habit before the ablution must be holy first to be clean from hadats and unclean. Women must be getting along with me.


"You're the reason, Ghis. Klugat kluget like a hot worm?" Milka asked to look at me as I was trying to resist the urge to urinate.


"Totally Miles. It's over this horn!" I said while hissing.


"To the toilet Teacher's there. Rather than leaking here shyly tau!"


"Aren't you pa-pa?"


"No pa-pa. I usually have a real emergency running there."


"Oh yes, I went there!" I said as I set foot quickly to the teacher's toilet which is located east of the teacher's office."


From a distance of 20 meters my eyes sparkled when I saw there was one toilet door that was slightly open from the other two doors. But at once from the west I saw the jutek teacher, Brother Adam just came out of the teacher's office and stepped eastward.


Oh, No!! Let's not let him go to the toilet either.


I immediately ran as fast as possible so as not to go first Brother Adam. Sure enough, the cruel teacher was heading to the toilet.


Ssrr!!!


Without excuse I barged straight through under Brother Adam's throat as his hands were raised about to push the toilet door.


The braakkkk!!!


I hurried to close the door and lock it from the inside. I don't care about the ice man standing out there. Who's fast he got.


Thank God, finally relieved too.


When I'm done, I leave here.


A czech!!!


Hhwaa...!!!


I jumped in shock when I opened the door and saw the figure of the man who was now standing right in front of the door. His right hand rested on the door, as if it was blocking me.


Duh, these smells like he's going to knock out his horns again.


"You are yes! Mbok ya's a little polite. Play nyelonong don't use excuse me!" Keto.


Tuh, it really is. The horns are starting to come out.


"M-sorry Brother. Didn't see that." Milahku, I lowered my head a little afraid of his anger.


"What?! Don't see? This big body don't see?" Sung again.


Haduh, why did I pack the wrong event talking about everything?


"I mean I don't see that Brother wants to go in this toilet either." Lying again.


"Reason! You are yes, already a sleepy, lapping, minimal akhlaq again! Get out there!" The hardship. Makes my emotions melt.


As if he was thinking of me like that, absolutely outrageous!


With wrath, I raised my index finger in front of his nose and the sharp look of my eye pierced the black eyeball of the proud man.


"What's? Ha?! You're wasting my time, you're wasting my time" she said before opening my mouth, ready to scold her.


Not longing to deal with this absurd creature, I lowered my hand and undo the intention to scold him for insulting me earlier.


"Where do you want to go out if you still stand there?" My protest, now it's my turn to grumble.


The ice man lowered his hand and slightly shifted his body.


"Let's not there, brother, ntar nyenggol is canceled again!" I flicked my hand, giving a cue for the man to shift again. He immediately shifted his body.


Without waiting for long I immediately stepped out.


But after that the unexpected happened. Adam's brother nudged my finger before he went into the toilet. Less asem! He must have deliberately made me cancel the wudlu.


"Biggat!!!" Pekiku.


Huh, ice man has no heart. It's jutek, ferociously, ngeselin again. He has been cast as the antagonist here. He must have been a grudge because I took the toilet.


Bummer..!! Bummer..!!


"What's the matter yelling?" Ask Mr. Wilan who just came out of the toilet next door.


"Eh, Father. Nothing, sir, excuse me." I said with a fake smile as I walked away.


***


Oh mamae there's a red veil chick


it makes me feel sad because of his smile


which makes the heart tempted


Wanna ask him who he has


If there is no one, we will enter the middle


Baby you're so sweet


Make me interested..


On the classroom porch, Galih plays her guitar while singing along with the other boys. The song must have been addressed to Kak Zizah who had just passed through our classroom corridor.


Brother Zizah is a KKN Student who also teaches in our class. Many times he was teased by male students while teaching in our class, understandably she is a beautiful woman and also impressed cute. No doubt if he became the subject of jokes of the boys who are rancid.


Aware of being teased by his students, Brother Zizah passed through the bunch of rancid children with a smile. Seen from his reaction that covered his mouth with a map that he brought.


"Siang Kak" I said, and also my friends to Zizah as she passed by our sitting line.


"They are also brothers." Sweep it with a sweet smile. The smell of fragrance is out and still left must be the owner has passed away.


Suddenly a question came to my mind. Some of the students have a crush, is not it the same Sister Zizah? Or even been dating?


How's Fahri? Does she also have a crush on Zizah? Brother Zizah is really, really beautiful and they must have known for a long time.


Ah, why do I even think of that anyway? What does it have to do with me.


But, what if it's true, heartbreak dong me?


I have already been baper because this morning was combined with Kak Fahri. Could he be just joking around with me?


I don't know why I wondered this myself!


"Shhh..hhhh!!"


Milka nudged my arm, like she was giving me a code.


"What the hell?" I frowned looking at my best friend on this one.


"Look at that Ghis" said Milka, moving his face to show something.


I also spread my eyes looking for something that Milka was showing.


From the direction of two o'clock, I saw Kak Fahri sitting on the terrace of the XI IPS class while holding a laptop, and he was surrounded by some students who I thought were IPS children.


Idih, why are they on the same paper Kak Fahri? Surely they ask for something to be taught in order to be able to decet-deket same Kak Fahri.


Instantly my chest felt tight to see the sight. Kuremas packs a snack that I hold and throws it carelessly into the trash can from a distance.


"Widiiih. It's great that you Ghis can get in there." Sinta sat next to me.


"Great what! Digerumin girls are called great?!" I was upset as I moved on and intended to get into class. Do not want to see the scenery for long and that instantly makes the weather hot. Gerahh!!


"What the hell, Ghisna means, Mil?"


I don't know what else they're talking about I'm not listening anymore.


***


"Where else, my pen?!" I searched my desk and my bag for the pen I had placed on the table. I looked around under the table too.


This again I think, this is the umpteenth time I lost the pen and the suspect must be the son of a delinquent, Andra.


It is common knowledge that the habit of Andra does like to take other children's pens. If asked for sure he thinks it is his, he certainly will not be reversed.


This time I was really upset. Already the seeds of the pen he embat. Now I won't stay silent.


The class was quiet again and there was only me in the class, I intended to find my own pen in Andra's bag.


I'm moving my feet towards Andra's desk. He left Andra's backpack after making sure it was safe and there was no one, afraid that I would be suspicious.


When I opened the zipper of the front bag, I was surprised to see dozens of pens in there.


It's crazy!! why did he steal this many pens. Do not - do not this child have psychological disorders, like to mumpulin pen-pulpen results of grazing.


Suddenly, a brilliant idea appeared in my brain. Look at Andra, what will I do!!


Hhh..!! I smiled cunningly.


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