HERBS

HERBS
Absurd



Every Sunday, Idris and Jaelani often take their children to run off in the morning together after the dawn of the congregation, around the complex seven times. The two fathers of kece planted the motto: Tawaf in the first homeland so that in the Holy Land is not awkward!


I don't know what kind of motto it is. Though they mean all modes want to see the widow of the virgin casing next door.


Because neighbors, they often accidentally or even really want to be together (?) if you run in the morning. The busyness of Jaelani and Idris did make them rarely at home. Only the weekend can be together.


Zainab had run away with Ishmael. They have been like Rani Mukherji and Shah Rukh Khan in Indian movies. Zainab is called Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham. The scene of Naina and Rahul running away in the morning.


“Naina the Nana. Kan Na-i-na's! Nana if ’i’nya we get rid of!”


Start bontot Idris looking for chaps. He ran to the left of Zainab and to the right of Ishmael. The point is that he's in the middle.


“What the hell, Deck? Just interrupt! Same with Ishaq! Or the same mas Baim gih!” Ishmael said annoyed.


They are single! The impact in the heart.


“Need help no, Bang?”


Well, this is a ringleader equivalent to Nana. Partner with Nana. Who else if not Jun. He was on the other side of Ishmael.


Second son Idris thought for a moment. It's also possible that Jun brought Nana.


With her eye gesture, she squinted like a glint at Jun.


“Nana, throw a soul, yok!” bring Jun.


The confused Nana finally stopped, and Ishmael also left Zainab.


“Manasik hajj aja no, let alone hajj!”


“I mean, throw mangoes have pack ustadz Zakariya.” Jun somewhat whispered when he said that.


The meaning of throwing jumrah has been transferred by the sons of Jaelani and Khadijah. The real meaning of the throw of death is to throw stones at the devil within, this even throws flowers at the demon inside. Carrion flowers are not, these are maksiat flowers. Worse than a carcass.


“Oh! The one that's a handsome boy? The chairman of OSIS, his name is Yahya yes if not wrong? Dih, the general champion at our school, right? I want to bend!”


Those invited to worship even think of other sins that want to be touched.


“Ah, jude. Not so!”


Thank God, there is also wisdom from negative aura meets negative. The result is so positive, yes like the law of mate-matics.


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After a shower and breakfast, Nana and Zainab actually went straight to I don't know, who must have bought a discounted be-ha obralan.


Jun at home with his father is handsome as complex, and his second self. The third is Nana's father, and Yahya's definitely the last number. Of course, according to Jun. According to Nana, it is different again. According to Zainab, it is different! Faraway.


He was in his cold room despite the fact that the weather was very hot today.


“KB is an American program ridden by Jews and the peak of HAARP! That's why I make so many kids. Let the kafir program fail!”


Uh! Jun ears sharpen. He stole listen. The voice that he recognized as the voice of the father of Nana sounded very excited. He thought first, child 4 because of herbal medicine, apparently because he wanted to thwart anti-mission in many descendants.


Ah, but Jun looked around. Afraid that there will be Intel, the girl's father was arrested because he was considered racist, sara or whatever the name was they said. He gave thanks for the quiet, silent, quiet atmosphere of the complex. Like heart.


“Gue wants to go first. Here I don't want to, Dris. I'm 12, 20, or 100 okay aja.”


“Elu are crazy, Ogeb! Not until 20 or a hundred too! It's a bini lo, not a cat. Gelo maneh tea!"


“So how?” Jaelani asked for a solution.


“Married again, sono!”


“Married I want, good also pan ye? How long haven't I been thinking about ye? Ten years!”


“You need to be in first time, Jae! You just married. Free!”


“Gaye aje ye?”


“Gaye ape aje! It's up to you, it's halal!”


Jun sculpted the deed upon hearing the conversation of the two thirsty widows. Suddenly, the water turned red.


Intentions want to join, undo it to maintain the purity of his heart and mind.


However, after a few seconds, he heard the sound of the two widows who had been friendly, now throwing taboo taunts at each other and ended up with, “Si Asih must be more satisfied with me! Lu letoy! Ten years no kepake!”


And the reply from Jun's father was no less taboo, “It's precisely because ten years were not invited to war, ntar pas war so mantep!”


Athaghfirullah! Athaghfirullah!


Jun has as much as possible. Until he had to clean up in order to save himself from two absurd widows. If you have met and just alone, must use a language and dialect that is not from Sumatra.


Rather than at home, Nana was not there for him to bother, finally he decided to wash his clothes in the laundry front of the complex. Stubborn white clothes, it is said that they can be immediately clean and ironed in one day.


When he came home from the laundry, he met Nana who was enjoying her ice cream with Yahya. The child who according to Nana is the most handsome, but ordinary according to Jun.


Being jealous, Jun comes to them. He took the ice that Nana was about to lick, after previously he pinched the cheek of the girl's kingpin.


“Kak Zainab is not the same as Nana?” from his voice he was not happy.


“Eh, June!” Yahya. How about Jun is his father's student at njai's place.


“Basi!” sizzle Jun.


Yahya doesn't care. He thinks positively, maybe what is said is stale is the ice cream that Nana wants to consume.


“Balikin Nana's ice! Brother Zai has gone home first with Bang Ismail.”


Nana glared at her big eyes. Which is somehow because it is already in love, it even looks very beautiful in Jun's view.


“Beauty!”


Nana, the teenage girl who must meet if praised.


“Dating yaa~” Yahya says.


Actually, she teases Jun and Nana, who are assumed by her to be in love. However, apes to Nana and profits to Jun, Yahya's two sentences are mistaken for Yahya's request to ask Nana as his lover.


So because of that misunderstanding, Nana nodded enthusiastically. “Iya!” said excited.


Jun exclaimed no less frenzied, “Alhamdulillah O Allah! Keiinganan servant granted!!!”


Absurd indeed!