From Tahi So Know

Don't tell anyone, yeah!

“RAISAAA! Don't run, dong!”

Alex manages to reach out to Raisa's soft hand as Raisa is about to run from before her.

“Are you still holding the hand of the cave? Put on your left hand again. Can-can the cave hands are cloudy after being held by the hand of your former midget!” Raisa panicked like someone who had just been bitten by a king cobra.

“Hear it first! Gua just wanted to say, please don't tell anyone about the incident earlier.” Alex pleads with Raisa.

“Crazy ya lu, could-can be perpak lu covered in shit, so. How's the story try?” ask Raisa. Glanced at the long nails of Alex's left hand which is now a bit yellowish due to the disgusting incident earlier.

“The story is long, Raisa. If the cave is a story, you also certainly will not understand,” replied Alex trying to hide the incident earlier.

It's crazy if Alex to say that the beginning of the incident was started from him trying to imagine the expression of Raisa's face if again ngeden. Can-can himself on the stamp of the strangest man on the face of the earth by Raisa.

“Raisa, cave can ask for something just like you, no?” Ask Alex.

“Bby, as long as you don't ask for anything weird,” replied Raisa.

“Don't ask for that weird thing how does it mean? Gua just wanted to ask for help take a cave bag in the classroom and tell Mr. Bagas if the cave must go to the hospital because it has to look at the cave sister whose titit clamped zipper.”

“Ta-but, right..”.

“Pick!” Alex immediately cut off the words of Raisa that had not been spent.

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After waiting for a few minutes, Raisa came by wearing Alex's bag and carrying a cardboard that she had no idea what it contained.

“Lu long time anyway take the cave bag?”

“Sorry Lex, earlier Mr. Bagas told the cave to quote a donation to help your little brother's medical expenses are sick. Oh, yes, Mr. Bagas asked your sister to be stitched up, right? If stitched, your sister stitched how many stitches? His donation. Not much, anyway. Hope help!”

Alex was silent for a moment. Though his intention was to say that so that he got permission to go home, because he felt embarrassed if he had to go back to class again. But, why is he now getting donations like this? Until his sister stitched how many stitches again. Good thing Raisa didn't ask, “What hospital is your sister in? The plan is we want to visit your sister when you go home from school later.” Alex can actually pinch his sister with a zipper.

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Alex arrives at school a little late because he overslept in the bathroom. How not, last night he had trouble sleeping because he kept thinking about whether Raisa would tell the embarrassing incident to other students.

Alex immediately rushed to the classroom where the teacher's voice was heard. That teacher is Mr. Irskan. He is an English teacher who is also known as a teacher who likes to joke and is close to students.

“Hey Alex, come here first. Why you are so late today?” Ask Mr. Irskan.

“I’m so sorry, Sir. I had overslept in the toilet,” replied Alex. Alex is very good at speaking English. It was because he was a big fan of English-language rock songs. In fact, since the tenth grade SMA—everything for Rapor— English is the most he gets than other lessons.

“Falling asleep in the toilet? Does scent your sh*t have the power to make you sleep?”

Haha…

Instantly the students in the class all laughed after hearing Mr. Irskan's words.

Does scent your sh*t have the power to make you sleep? Even Alex himself laughed after hearing it.

“You can sit now!” Sir Irskan told Alex to sit down.

Alex went straight to the seat and was accompanied by the applause of his class students who even he himself did not know the cause and purpose.

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As usual, the atmosphere of the cafeteria was very crowded. The sound of people talking and the sound of people chewing food collaborate to create something that must be heard if visiting this place.

“This is his order.”

It didn't take long, the meatball dish ordered by Alex and his friend arrived.

“Where is your sister, Lex?” Ask the living creature next to Alex, whose collar was deliberately lifted to look like Sasuke.

His name is Aditya, a person who has been since the seventh grade Junior High until now the twelfth grade High School is always in one class with Alex. He wants to be a famous youtuber. Aditya has repeatedly uploaded a video of himself playing his favorite game, Pou. Although it has made a unique title so that the video is watched a lot, such as “WOW!!! Look at!!! Pou is naked without a thread!!” But still the audience is quiet.

“So healthy cave,” replied Alex.

Dreeeng…

"Wake up sleep I'm taking a shower

Don't forget to brush your teeth

Don't assume I'm asleep if I don't come here

Because I'm preparing my love poem for you, O angel."

Suddenly the students in the canteen immediately applauded and gave support to Vino after hearing the pantun love.

"Oh Raisa, the idol of my heart

You're getting prettier day by day

I really don't know why that is

I don't know why among the beautiful women either

You are still the most beautiful

And I don't know either

Is it true that the issue that tells

If you were born from a cross-breeding between humans and aliens

To make your beauty different from others."

Plaaaakkk…

“It's crazy that you, say the cave was born from a crossbreeding between humans and aliens. Basic crazy!” Raisa gets angry and leaves the cafeteria.

The words that came out of Raisa's mouth were enough to indicate that Vino had now been rejected by Raisa twenty-four times. It seems like Raisa is very angry because Vino said that he was born from a cross-breeding between humans and aliens.

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Alex who had just entered the class was shocked because there was already Vino accompanied by his friends.

Vino's friends look very sad. Their hair was disheveled, wearing a jacket behind which was written 4k0eh c1nt4 k4m0eh cel4m4ny4, and their pants zipper was open. They come like someone who wants to call for a war between classes.

“Raisa, why do you always refuse to love the cave?”

Vino turns out to come to Alex's class to ask for an explanation why his love is always rejected by Raisa. The atmosphere of class XII IPA 1 becomes melancholic because of the question.

“Sorry, Vino, the cave has already said twenty-two times to you, if the cave will never be able to fall in love with you,” replied Raisa.

“Kerus reason you can never accept what cave? You can say the same cave so that the cave can self-introspect! What is a less handsome cave? Or a strange cave hairstyle? Or is the cave's nostril too small? Lu says dong reason!” Vino looks serious this time. He really wants to know the reason why his love is always rejected by Raisa.

Raisa who was sitting sweetly on the bench, this time standing up. Looks like he's gonna slap Vino in the face.

“Gua rejects your love because the cave already has a girlfriend.” Raisa then walks towards Alex standing up and pulls Alex's hand. “This is her cave boyfriend,” Raisa said.

The mood has changed. All eyes are on Alex this time. Their glances made Alex misbehave. Plus the hand now held by Raisa. I want Alex to turn around now.

“So you nolak cave because you're dating her? In terms of good looks also gantengan cave,” said Vino who was yes by other students.

It is true said Vino, in terms of good looks, he is still more handsome than Alex.

“Lu ngaku if you are the girlfriend of the cave.otherwise, the cave will tell you about the embarrassing incident yesterday.” Raisa whispers to Alex and threatens.

“Ta-but, right..”.

“Pick!” Raisa stomps on Alex's feet.

Alex looked at Vino who was staring at him. “Gua is Raisa's girlfriend, and the cave remembers you to never again near her, or the cave will make you cry an hour and sixty minutes with a cave kick.” Alex who felt threatened by the words of Raisa, between forced and happy after issuing his words.

“OK, then the reality. Cave accept with roomy chest.” Vino and his friends immediately left Alex's class.