From Tahi So Know

Prologues

“How the hell is Raisa's facial expression if it's ngeden?”

Amidst the ongoing Physics lessons, the question comes suddenly in Alex's mind. Whether because the effects of Physics lessons that are not liked or indeed the contents of his mind are mostly strange things, the question was suddenly present in his mind.

Raisa Saputri, that's the name of the woman being thought of by Alex—women who are touted as the most beautiful women in SMA Negeri 1 Spektra. Anyone who saw it would be made to fall in love with him, not least the school security guard who already has 5 children. The security guard even seduced him by singing a metal song owned by Slipknot, namely Psychosocial. Every time Raisa wants to go home, with the help of an electric guitar and the hoarse sound of her phlegm, she makes Raisa scream and convuls like a possessed person. It was not only Raisa who was screaming and convulsing after hearing it, all the disciples who were about to go home also felt it. Some even bite the school gate after hearing the school security guard sing the song.

Alex begins to look at Raisa's face while visualizing Raisa's beautiful face in her delusion. Alex began to take a deep breath and closed his eyes in order to concentrate and reached a point where he could imagine Raisa's face breaking very clearly in his delusion.

Truutth…

The sound of farting suddenly came out which indicated that Alex was now mules. Students in the classroom and teachers who are teaching contact directly close the nostrils.

“You farted yes, Alex?” Mr. Bagas looked at Alex suspiciously.

“That's not the sound of a fart, sir; it's my voice trying to imitate the sound of a frog if again asking for rain. Did you smell it? No, right?” Alex tried to dodge.

Mr. Bagas tried to find the source of the smell, but it was true Alex said, there was no smell. “There-There's only you. If the lesson is going on, you have to focus, dong. Understand?”

“Sorry, Sir.”

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1 Hour had passed and Alex was still trying to endure the pain of his stomach. Because he was too concentrated on imagining Raisa's face if again neden, her stomach is now so mules.

Alex knew, if now he went to the toilet, he would be immediately greeted by feces that were not watered.

Toilet at Alex's school is really very strange— made a place where students show off something. Their main goal is not to water the feces, and they want to show off what food they are consuming before their stools are removed. Alex remembers the moment when he wanted to pee in the school toilet. Just opening the toilet door, he was immediately surprised by the dirt on which there was a piece of paper that said “Gua had eaten sushi, nih! Where can you eat cave kayak food!!” The incident really stuck in his mind and made him so afraid to go into the school toilet.

Alex's face began to sweat, his body began to shiver, and veins began to appear on his forehead. Alex started thinking about how to get rid of his shit. Whether he should take it out in the bottle of Aqua, or he should take it out in the ground and bury it. All the way Alex thinks that he does not release his shit in the showroom. He did not want the students to know that the food he consumed before removing his stool was jengkol.

Alex ran very fast like someone who was being chased by mothers because he was caught stealing her husband's underwear. Even he ran without seeing the circumstances around and forgot that he actually ran towards the Headmaster's office.

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Just now Alex opened the toilet door, uh, he was immediately greeted by a pair of hardened feces that indicate if the feces are issued by a pair of true friends who want to show off if someday their friendship will become like shit. The longer, the more it will stick. The longer it is, the harder and stronger it will be. The longer it is, the harder it will be to eliminate by others.

Treeittssh…

Alex had not had time to open his pants, the seat had come out and flowed unstoppable which made his underwear now feel heavy because it accommodates the feces that come out.

“Fyuuhhh.. Thank goodness, the feces are accommodated all in the sempak. Now the cave lives to think about how to throw the cave splints without being discovered,” murmured Alex.

Slowly Alex opened the door and peeked around. It looks like the toilet is quiet because it is still a lesson time. Alex immediately rushed out and threw his spear into the ditch.

“Lu threw the fecal-covered splints into the trenches?” There was a voice of a woman asking, whose voice was familiar to Alex's ears.

“RAISAA! Why are you here?” Alex asked who was surprised because Raisa was in the men's toilet.

“Gu-gua wrongly entered the toilet,” replied Raisa stammered.

 

Maybe for some people it seems a bit dirty, but this is only the prologue part. Please read the next page. Thank you!