Cantings

Cantings
Episode 50's



On Tuesday 6 Mart 2007, at 12.00, Datin had arrived at the Mulia Hotel and had lunch first with the organizing committee of his HIPMI colleagues and also with the participants.


Datin semeja with Seno. He said that Judis was heading to His Majesty from Cengkareng.


The presentation or presentation begins with a mild joke just to break the Ice or break the stiffness between the speaker and the audience. The participants are business people from various fields of business.


Datin explained about Negotiation Mastery or Mastery of the art of Negotiation, and Datin was explaining about combining knowledge or theory with skill. It was the last course he completed while on line at Harvard that he mastered right and got an A. Datin can convey in simple and fluent language.


During the question and answer session, most of them can be directed into an interesting discussion and answer to the question of one of the participants he threw to the audience, which was then answered by the other participants themselves, which was then answered by the other participants, Datin just straightened it out.


But in the seminar there must be one who nyleneh, want to njajal or test the marketing. Feeling more senior is thus an understatement. The question was asked by Mr. Singgih 38 years, a brass craftsman from Yuwono whose face profile resembles a person with mental retardation, mongoloid, apparently he was a little dizzy with the theory conveyed Datin, mongoloid, but other participants can compensate with examples of appropriate application examples. Feeling rather than not talking he then made a sarcastic joke:


“ Ma'am, you presented a theory that makes a dizzy head, do you also use it during negotiations? I know you are successful and CH always excels in nego, I think because you use your beauty to subdue opponents, not because of the theory that was conveyed earlier.”…….


The room became boisterous because someone laughed but there was also a curse on the old man's disrespect.


Datin stunned, so old man this one, I should be able to reply, he thought.


Singgih proud because someone laughed, he continued: “ We-we were mung apes karo wong huayu saiki the trading yen! (we lose it just as beautiful people if doing business in this day and age).” Connect with java dialect medoknya.


“ Wait...wait sir, look, you will accuse me with technical language using Charm or Charm in the country! So huh???!” ……..paused for a moment, and the room became quiet, thought Datin would get angry and leave the room, but Datin continued casually :


“ Ok....if a beautiful person uses his charm, lha if people are ugly??? Hayo..... if the ugly person what would you like to rely on???.................................. Yes the theory was well studied - well understood, - mastered, and practiced!, with enough flight hours, then we can excel in nego!”……………then Datin connect again :


“ Lha for example.....again, for example, you know this....wis huelek, koplo,(it's ugly, morose).................what's the word world? what do you want to count on to win?....... Another matter of flying hours...this flight hour has nothing to do with the height of age yes! If some of his age is used to digress, yes effective flight hours are low!………….. hora entuk nesu (not to be angry) you know!, hayoooo promise..............hora entuk nesu!” said Datin relaxed while joking with Javanese dialect medok offset Singgih, cengengesan…….


The atmosphere of the space was broken by the laughing explosion of the participants. It's really fresh this afternoon. Then Datin neutralize:


“ OK forgive me, intermezo so do not sleepy, thank you sir Singgih has made us all literate. The hours I teach these are the hours his people sleep. ………..But what I said earlier is true, that the THEORY that I said earlier is our CHARM or CHARM, or our tool to negotiate.”…………..


Then he continued: “ theory we must understand, and we make part of our habits, or the common word becomes REFLEX, he said, So it is without thinking anymore because we have mastered in daily practice. Yes this once again....related to the flight hours earlier.”..........later Datin gave an illustration:


“ As a parable we learn martial arts, there is a theory that if we are hit like this must be deflected with movements in the first theory; if kicked this must be fought with the second theory movement, etc……. …. If the father still remembers or apal the theory one by one, it means the father has not mastered the science Datin paused while looking around in case anyone protested again or denied, then as all waited, he continued:


“ Imagine, if you still remember the theory earlier, once you get an attack, you stop thinking which theory should be applied, then you have been exhausted,.... dhielz, ambyar!”……….


Gerrrr.


” Mastery and be reflex please”.


Turns out the Datin session is the freshest session full of jokes. Because it was lured by the Mongoloid earlier and driven by his gondog Datin wanted to return so that the atmosphere was really ambyar.


Until the committee room, all salami Datin. “ Incredible bu Datin turned out to be the self-control of the class of gods, I was about to enter the world, uh it turns out the ending is hebring! Patient exercise where is bu?” said his colleague who organized the committee.


“ Actually yes annoyed also earlier, pingin it does not feel cut off his head because it seems good for the key chain!” said Datin.


The organizers all laughed out at Datin's reply and saw Datin's resplendent expression, as well as Judis who could not hold back his lap. Judis watched from the beginning of the tension until it ended immediately, his heart was very relieved. At first when Datin was attacked, Judis's face was flushed and almost angry because his joke was very rough, but once Datin mastered the situation and in the wind, Judis became amazed and proud. I want her to hug Datin.


“ Tin, I am proud of you!” said Yudis.


“ Kepepet mas. Speaking of stopping by Kemang, right mas? Ask Datin.


“ Tin my plane at 7 pm, I have to reach Cengkareng at least 6 hours, lha now it's 4 hours more, this time do not stop by Tin I want to go directly to the airport.”


“ Last ride what?”


“ It picked up its driver Jodi, pack Jodi HIPMI.”


“ Wis, turn it back to the car Jodi pack, I take it to the airport ya mas.”


Of course, Yudis is better than Datin, and they both go to the airport using the latest Datin Land Cruiser Prado 2007 car.


“ Great bu Boss, new car smell, soon, new car ya bu bos?”


“ Yes, the company car is mas, why I buy a private car, if you want to stay makai following BBM and the driver. There is a good choice of who is difficult to use out their own money.”


“ Hahahahaha. I salute Pras, jelly choose a beautiful wife, smart, loyal, and ngirit again, pantesan he pepet continues from Junior High huh Tin?”


“ Mas Yudis ngorang, we are sir-siran from SMA, do not use boyfriends in the sense of intense communication, so-called ubyang-ubyung, so, but immediately married after 7 or 8 years sir-siran was it? forgot.”


“ Ah masaaa.....g dating, where tahaaaan?”.


“ Mas Yudis can't believe ya?”


“ Don't.....!” Judis denied, inwardly: I now have a heavy crush on you Tin, also barely bear it, wanting to hug and kiss you every time you remember.


“ Ma'am Mila whose best friend mas Pras aja did not know that I was dating mas Pras, years after we married. Because it is not a sweet relationship that ubyung. Even the boncy continues the same mas Pras mbak Mila..........mas Judis really not jealous? Hahahaha.


“ Because I believe in both of them.”


“ I really feel the courtship since we got married, and from that long wait I just enjoyed the intimacy with mas Pras for about 5 years, and must end soon.” Datin did not feel the tears of tears considering how unfortunately and sweet the treatment Pras to Datin for 5 years. Pras never got angry at Datin. Datin rubbed his tears with the tissue that Judis had proffered to him.


“ Already change the topic of the story, do not make you sad. Your horror story that likes to melt just time!” the word Judis makes Datin bitter. Datin also likes Judis who is good at entertaining.


“ Hahahaha mas Yudis funny, .....no, I want mas Yudis know the side of my relationship with mas Pras. Why my relationship is not widely known to many people except for mas Yudi and mbak Rini. Because Ms. Danu is strongly against our relationship. Prastowo should not marry the poor village girl, the daughter of his batik labourer. Must be calculated about Weight-Needs-Bebet. Only mas Yudi and mbak Rini protect us.”


Replace now the shocked and silent Judis.


It did not feel like they had reached the airport, and they were separated after hugging and chips.


Judis thinks when is the right time to propose Datin, even though it was the mandate of his late wife, but he still felt he had not yet married again.