
Today feels hot roasting in the air. The sun shines like the embers of fire that keep approaching. Too clean the sky this time without clouds that shade the shade. Maybe the trees are heard asking for help that humans have been begging for too much coolness, while they continue to cut down without knowing their true identity. There is no loophole for people to linger without a roof, taking refuge in the cold freons that support global warming.
Yes, such is the man with all his antocentricity in this world. They want to take shelter while the shade runs out to satisfy the desire. They want not to thirst, on the other hand they always dry up the water sources. How greedy man is to move upon a world that is truly holy, corrupted by pride. So this time man only stands above the world's pride. They are distracted by what they do.
Then, what does the above sentence at a glance have to do with this absurd story.
Yes there really isn't.
Yes there is dong …
Last night Tami told me about a book she had told me about the greed of mankind. The three of them, Tami, Aisyah, and Andi made a small ngeteh event in Andi's room because the complex area was off the lights. Instead of free-to-fly flying mosquitoes that fly, mending them gather together. Tami who is smart and read a lot of books began to tell about it.
Aisyah is still connected to the conversation because she is interested in environmental issues. In fact, he often joins online volunteering to campaign for environmental issues.
Different things the same Andi who is gloomy and does not know anything. He even debated Tami if all of it was a global elite conspiracy, a sensitive conspiracy, a conspiracy of grass mowers Sarah who burned the grass because it was told by the global elite. Though it is usual for the grass to be cut, after that burned until it runs out.
“The power is that the earth is flat. All this is a conspiracy of the global elite. There are people to the moon. Ah stupid, nothing. Want to be fooled by media.” Andi was still discussing the debate last night at the dinner table with Aisyah.
It just so happened that Tami was going to work so that she could not handle Andi's debate. Though the source of Andi is only from watching youtube, while Tami and Aisyah often read books and scientific articles.
“The earth is round, Uda. If the earth is flat, where is the end? Is there any evidence that the earth is flat?” ask Aisyah who has gone bad ngeladenin his brother.
“Ih, you're kind of ignorant, anyway. View this ...” Andi showed a google photo showing a flat earth photo. “It's rich gini earth it.”
“That's an engineering photo, Aisyah can make it so in potosop.” Aisha covered her face. “Gini nih if most watch youtube but do not read the book.”
“Well you're sotoy again. It is clear that the earth is flat. We've all been caught up in the plans of the global elite to enrich ourselves.”
“Aduuh ... already .. the earth is a triangle shape,” concluded Aisyah who sprained.
“Gini if you lose the debate must be bad. Hence lots of information,” reply Andi.
“Iya, uda ... earth is flat. The earth is rich in flat boards. Global elites exist, which makes the patrol post is also a global elite.”
“That elite RW to enrich themselves. Time to make a patrol post is a lot of funds. Corruption tuh the new RW,” replied Andi.
“This is nothing at all? All are inspired!” Aisyah's hand took Andi's plate which had finished her meal. “Now pick up Brother Sarah to the location of karate college. He again did not bring motor.”
“Motor is again brought the same Memet make in-bore-up.”
Lunch is already, this time leaving with a modified duck bike anti overtake-sip. The motor drove to where Sarah trained karate.
The location is quite far, anyway must wear a helmet so it is not arrested by the police. Capitalize gasoline oil retail in the stall, Andi to the tekape. Andi parked the front motor, at the same time padlocked. You see it was told by his mother if again markir anywhere. Yes want how, the motorbike is his mother's vehicle to go wirid mothers.
“Dek, I am nyari Brother Sarah. She's in dalem?”
“Oh, Sensei Sarah? He's still training inside.”
“Oh says yes, his ojek is already nyampe here.”
“Siap Bang!”
About two minutes later, the karate student came back to Andi.
“Bang, Sensei told Sarah to make it into.”
Strange but real, Sarah wants Andi to come inside. All this time if Andi always picked up waiting outside. Ring the kick and punch of karate students on the samsak boxing. Andi stepped up while looking at the state of Sarah's karate school. There is a large mirror on the left and right as a function of showing the correct movement. Andi felt insecure with their attacks because Andi if born must be just hit, which is important until the enemy is finished.
“Well, good thing you came.” Sarah left one of her students to pick up an object on the mat. It's a body protector for sparing. “Use this first.”
“Wait a minute, you want to make me samsak boxing?” ask Sarah.
“Yes, why?
“Which why? ****** I came so the object even got a samsak boxing.” Andi shook her head in disgust. “Gue you want ah. It's good.”
“Yes have SMA thugs even weak like this. He said he often brawls with seniors. Don't be so soft.” Sarah paired the body armor with her helmet at once. “Gue want good attack demonstration to students.”
“Sarah my time, anyway?” Andi's hand was pulled to the middle.
“Nduk first the same they let be polite.”
Andi who knows nothing now bowed his respects to the karate disciples. They are all still the leaks, while Sarah is like a female bear when it comes to emotions.
“Sisters, here sensei will teach you how to kick the enemy well. You must pay attention to the important points to be practiced tomorrow, yes?”
One of the female students raised their hands. “Sensei, whose brother is this? We have never seen it here.”
“Oh, this brother ...” Sarah embraces Andi. “He's a motorcycle taxi driver Sensei.”
“Ganteng Sensei!”
Sarah and Andi looked at each other.
“Yes yes dong. Yes right?” Sarah's eyebrows go up and down to Andi. “Now please backtrack ya to back three steps.”
Sighing heavily, Andi went down three steps. The movement of Sarah's mouth encodes Andi to form horses. He never learned martial arts, so he never made horses. Instantly Andi remembered the horses of the character Rock Lee in the Naruto anime. So, Andi practiced in front of Sarah.
“Do you want to do?”
Sarah wondered why Andi's rich hands again make moves in the Naruto anime.
“Says horses. Horses in Naruto rich gini.”
“Ya ... enah. Whatever. Anyway get ready aja.”
“Quiet ... My body is often hit by the same kick Kevin.” Andi patted his chest.
“Sisters, if you want to produce a strong kick. Our horses must be strong. Concentrate the strength on both thighs, concentrate, lift the legs like this, then swing tightly. You will produce a really damaged kick. Understand?”
“Paham, Brother!”
Sarah's horses were getting ready to practice her death kick. All his strength was focused on his thighs as he had said. Seeing Sarah who wants to attack Andi, Andi swallowed saliva and resigned to what happened next.
“HAAAA!!!” Sarah's screams are really rich om-om.
Andi immediately slammed backwards.
My husband is alive!!!
“That's how it is. Thank you to the kids who came to practice. Next week we will meet again. Now, the brothers can go home to each other. Be careful yes ...” Sarah looked down later.
Meanwhile, Andi was again engulfed on the mattress because it was slammed by Sarah's manhood kick. He breathed many times because Sarah's hit was almost as rich as Kevin's punch whose muscles were as big as jackfruit. Now Andi also understands why Memet immediately fell to be kicked Sarah right on the biki when their school was wanting to bawuran. Thanks to the fallen Memet, they also did not become brawls.
Andi's hands were still rubbing his stomach that hurt hit Sarah.
“Ya has. That's not how much.”
Sarah just finished changing clothes and they are now both headed for the parking lot.
“The oath was a really rich kick attack gorilla.”
“Gorilla where there is a rendang.” Sarah looked at Andi. “Yes, I want to be lo samsak. I treat pop ice in front ya.”
“That's it, dong. Hot day stuff nih.”
Sarah's point leads to Andi. “But if your throat hurts, do not tell mama lo if I treat ya.”
“Quiet ... about it mah safe with me.”
The two of them did not go home and preferred to study in an ice pop hut. The ice pop drinking place is indeed visited by many students because it is still around the area of one of the university campuses. In addition to ngadem, Sarah also wants to show off intimacy to the singles and singles. Andi also has another purpose, here are many beautiful students who also make their eyes so straight again after the tepar kicked Sarah.
A pop drink of ice cold grated chocolate topping came along. Andi immediately drank rich thirst, let alone Sarah. What else, the air is hot. Andi is still strong hearted hot today is the work of the global elite who want to sell AC products. There is-there is indeed.
“Later in the afternoon you pick up my motorbike at Memet's house huh. I have transferred money,” said Sarah.
“Why don't you take it yourself?” ask Andi.
“Gue abis is playing to Vanesa's house. So take a shower first to the house, eat, keep going again.”
“Lah, you can all.”
“Vanesa again in my house. Kan Papa again was not at home, he went fishing from the same morning. Papa said he came home last night.”
“Iya .. Yes ...”
“Where? Do you worry about Tami every day at home?” Sarah pressed Andi's nose.
“Aaan anyway? Mending I worry about elo every morning,” seduce Andi while releasing fingers Sarah. “Eh knows ga between Memet and Tami⸺”
“Udah know, Tami feels guilty right Memet since refusing Memet. Yesterday he came home to vent.”
“Maybe because I nasehatin at home for not making Memet. You see, we are right from small,” reply Andi.
“Gue is confused. Confused it is like this, why do girls feel guilty if he rejects men. If he accepts, the reason is only because of pity.”
“So you received me for feeling sorry, so?” Andi's eyes were squeaking suspiciously.
“Ngapain you bring to our relationship? It's a different concept.” Sarah folded her hands. “So gini, Tami it feels sure nolak Memet. He is the one who is worried at the end. Is he guilty because he refused Memet? The hell is he miesel? In fact, he refused HAHAHA ..”
“Bangke lo. .. so that he is also my best friend,” replied Andi after drinking his ice pop. “From Tami's confessions to me, Tami's really not got the same feeling Memet. He saw that Memet was just as rich as me, a friend from small. But yeah Tami it's always not good for the guy. He refused my call just he did not enjoy, directly nyamperin at home.”
“Tell me to Memet, don't expect too much if that person doesn't want to be with us. Later even we ourselves are hurt in the end,” reply Sarah.
“Ntar he realized himself really, already big because of it. Uda pande cebok alone.”
“If I say, he's afraid he's offended because I'm not Memet's guy. Better elo anyway.”
“Yes, I'll bring him stories.”
Sarah and Andi finished their ice pop drinking session while being seen by the singles and singles there. The two lovebirds feel the world belongs to themselves. Romance does not occur in cafes, in gardens full of dim lights, or in fancy restaurants with candle-filled dinners. Only in an ice pop stall with cheese toppings. The price is not ten thousand. What a price that pays attention to the student side in order to hang out and no longer eat instant emi at the end of the month.
Evening day arrived. Andi fulfilled Sarah's promise to pick up the dirt bike at Memet's house. Sarah had told him that Memet again had a fever, so Andi was smoking cigarettes for him. Instead of bringing fruit and vitamins, this even brings poison. His name is also temen, the act sometimes make elus chest.
Arriving at Memet's house, Andi knocked on the door several times. Memet adeknya who is still leaked also said that Memet again is on the side, the place where he dismantled the motor. Andi went beside her house which was like a passageway to the back. Pantes aja Memet is not horrified because again live DJ pauseg-jedug while dismantling the motor of others.
“This is you, small volume is little. Can-can baby next to the house lo can not sleep because of the music.”
“Eh elo .. want to take Sarah's motor, right?” tanya Memet while pointing at Sarah's motorbike parked behind the house.
“Bener, thank you so much for fixing Sarah.” motor
They had a light conversation this afternoon accompanied by a cup of coffee and a solar cigarette. Memet looks healthy without any indication of fever. Then they talk to the topic of Tami who cools Memet and thanks this. Andi also concluded pantes aja Memet immediately healed.
“Kanya lo must ngelupain Tami, deh. You fear yourself being tormented. More breed us deket like friends aja.”
Memet stood up while pulling out the tip of his cigarette. “No, because in my feelings. Love can't be forced, can it? So even that can't be forced. Just let him exist, until the time comes.”
Andi's eyes saw Memet was really cool when he said that.
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