Victims of Oppa Love

Chapter 7. Eommas

People say waking up in the morning must be, but for me it is not smooth. Like this morning, when the eomma was nagging in the kitchen, I had just exited the room, yawning widely gathering full awareness while slightly toting my feet up high. From there grows hope, hopefully my height increases even though two centimeters so as not to be mocked semekot (dirty semester) again. That bastard, my brother, bang Satria. Potatoes tall tall, arbitrarily with this cute little wife Kay Oppa.

Okay, all of you.

"Mina! You don't pray?" Eomma said with a probing look.

Ah, eomma started again. You know two days ago I was in a safe, special zone, is it possible that my mother is now forgetful?

"For the eomma! A monthly guest."

Sreenggg!

Yggwmg!

The sound of a spoon colliding with the cauldron on the stove already answered everything. Not eomma forget, just so prestige to say directly so I have to stay up early. All this time so really, but maybe there is a free opportunity, a little kebablasan is okay times.

"Mrs ..."

Ygggggggggggggggg!!

"Hehe ... It sounds louder and longer.well ma ..."

Mom frowned, sweat on her face with her negligent sleeve. One type of housewife who is diligent, clean, alert 24 hours faithfully prepare all our needs even though it must be started nagging. See, everyone's finally getting used to it. And most of the best of the best is that eomma does not like to blend out if only to be invited to gossip, he said sin, opening the way to hell. Others with me and Arin who even consider it as a hobby.

"Mae ..."

"No need to call eomma! Just mom, I'muuu."

mom's got her lips turned upside down, making my morning funny uncontrollably.

"And it means the same thing, it's still mom."

"Eomma likes local languages, not external!"

Nah!! Loh??

"I-I mean mom!" Taken quickly. "Tomorrow to wake up as usual, there is no reason to be anything special. Eom ... Mama! Mother just doesn't use that excuse! Too classic Mina."

"All right, well lady Hermansyah is a prankster. This morning Mina just went to the store. Let me take a day off, a day's rest at the same donkey house as eomma."

"What did you say?? The boy who was bitten by his navel dragonfly was good at saying that?"

Blame it Arin eomma! or the Drakor on going that I'm looking up to for presenting matchless grandeur! It's not my fault if this brain is quick to respond to such things. Uwu jokes! Hehe ...

"Well, let my morning be upbeat, make Mina an egg sandwich?"

Almost the fried spoon floated from my mother's hand towards my sharp forehead. You're looking for Mina anyway! Already know eomma cook rice and chicken gulai still hope for something else, something that is not in demand eomma as a classic generation he said. Every morning it's rice, not bread. He likes to sambel, not ketchup.

"Alright, just the cow's egg." I said as I passed to the bathroom. Resignedly.

Thank goodness, after finishing the bath, my favorite egg was sweet on the dining table. Eomma was also no longer seen, perhaps taking care of something else in the room. Cleaning the expensive bag maybe? Profession may be housewives, but when out of the house you can believe, even more fashionable mother than child. People say we are brothers, not parents and children. Even when the two of them walked to the mall, there was a young man who asked for an eomma number, not me! Even handsome again, my type is really God ...!!

"Why do mothers still look young at the age of four heads?" I asked one day because I couldn't take it anymore. If there's a secret recipe to share with me. Naturally dong, passed down from the mother to her daughter. After all, the proud mother, also praised to have a beautiful daughter as beautiful as me.

"Wudhu water!" Answer eomma is short, solid, clear.

The answer that always makes me shut up.

Pliiss eomma's! Mina also since officially becoming an adult always runs five prayers. But why not too? Mysteries that have not been solved until now.

"Don't ask me again, 'cause you saw that I didn't wear any skincare. Even the bushel in your own room, and no effect."

Jem!

"All right, but there's no more ma'am? Or did you drink jamu? Beauty pills? The skewer?"

At that time I managed to get out of my mother's room safely. You see the bell that was used to slap the dust almost drifted again to my seat. Can not continue so dong, later it will be as wide as what this forehead.

"Eat slowly and chew a lot." Mom's words immediately appeared before me with her neat bang Satria in her work uniform. Envy, when can I be like him?

"Let's just Mom, let her double the fat pinky round nose."

Whats?? Piggy meant?

"Heh, motherfucker! Offhanded!"

Eomma and Brother glared at me, staring intently and wondering why I was possessed early in the morning. Wasn't it!

"Did you say Min?"

"Sat ...," I answered plainly, "Oww ... I mean bang Satria, shortened to Bang Sat right?" (It still doesn't feel sinful)

"Hee! Who let you abbreviate people's names?" Brother was upset, "Then from now on you become the Mimin!"

"No! Noooo! That's too ugly."

"You're not very pretty." Answer bang Satria does not want to lose. While eomma can only shake our heads and let us go through this routine every day.

"Are you really handsome? Noh! Still losing far the same bebeb on the wall!"

"Jnn ... Don't equate me with your pet yah!"

Which pet? I mean oppa Kay bang! Oppa Kay's! Does he think I liken him to the lizard on that wall?

"Ooppwww!ppwaa! Oppa!" Monyong.

"Your life is too much money, knowing that your dong deck must be able to accept the fact that it will not work, impossible!"

"Where is there anything impossible in this world? Fayakun kun!" It feels like half-dead cob is always underrated.

"Yeeee ... It says ngeyel! Your sausage."

"Already! Have breakfast and get out of the house! Eomma's dizzy to hear you guys always making a noise, unfaithful!"

"Eomma?" Bang Satria was confused.

"Mother!!! I-mom's gonna hang up some clothes."

Satsetsatsets!

Mom covered through the kitchen door and ended up in the backyard where the clothesline was. Wanted to open up, but this is eomma. It seems to have gotten used to the call, so it's always a mistake.

What is it if I'm more trying to invite eomma watch Drakor will kebablasan likes too? It could be a shortcut right, if eomma immediately likes the ginseng country product, hockey seabreg really when invited to vacation there.

"Eh deck, brother's friend there's a nawarin job."

"Oh yeah? what job? if the sales cilok same basreng anyway I no! better keep the appa shop!"

"Betul nih dek, seriously not that know. There is a vacancy as a teacher in MIN 2. Interests?"

The napkin in the hand is crumbling, you bang sekate-kate! I am a graduate of economics, not religious education! Well, for the time being there are indeed many majors that do not fit the same job, but please .. This is no match at all. This self can be said to still not properly understand about it.

"Wkwkwkwkwkw ..." Bang Satria even ngakak, this is what makes the joke delay. "Abang hope you try to apply for the deck, who knows you will meet the soul mate ustadz there, not your imaginary oppa-oppa."

"Bang Sat .....!!!!!"