The World's Strongest Witch Becomes Unemployed

Chapter 08: From the Past

It was a room with nothing but a blonde girl sitting on the couch reading comics and laughing out loud.

"Awokawok is a funny comic, but I prefer the Gore scene and the sex."

Is this girl sane?

Called the girl too it was not appropriate, as everyone expected, she was a goddess with Jersey clothes and messy hair.

If there is a Goddess Hikikomori this is probably the picture.

"Oi I hear you, please be polite I'm still a goddess of laughter."

"Can you stop making weird laughs."

"Trouble for you ye, you want to read this one maybe you like."

"Don't throw porn books at me, more than that."

I confiscated everything and burned it in front of the goddess until she screamed.

"No, the 1000-year collection I've kept, you-you're so mean."

I took one and was about to put it in the fire until the goddess took hold of my arm.

"Don't do that, it's a rare collection.The models in this magazine have already been penned so no books are the same."

Our eyes met for a while and then I shouted "Bodo very much" and I set it on fire.

"Burn, burn, burn." While laughing evilly.

"Let's."

She cried.

"More than that quickly explain what really happened I just ate ice cream and it's even here."

The goddess sat back down after calming her face.

"Before that let's repeat from the beginning, my name is Goddess Iris I called you here because you were chosen to enter another world as a hero."

"You mean like in any light novel."

"True but don't underestimate it, there is not an easy life, the death rate there is very high even only 45 percent of children who can live to adulthood."

"It's not dangerous, then return me to the previous world."

"Maybe when I eat ice cream there's a meteor falling over my head, ah wait for someone to stab me in the back to get my money."

Iris shook her head while sighing softly.

"You're poor, unemployed and ugly there's no way anyone's after you and meteors are picky when they hit someone."

"Excuse me?"

He smiled arrogantly as if he was seeking revenge.

"Stupid, your death is ridiculous.You unknowingly saw a woman's skirt fluttering before your eyes, it was a good sight at that time but it turned out that the skirt was worn by a granny, when you're shocked you choke on an ice cream stick and die a caw."

I covered my ears while on my knees

"Imust be!"

"Good death, at least you didn't die for fear of getting hit by a tractor and bedwetting."

"At least I want to go to isekai because I got hit by a truck."

"Forget it, now choose the skill you want. I want to finish my work and go back to reading comics."

This girl's.

A window similar to the appearance of a game appears and each shows a list of skills that you can choose as you like.

"How should I choose?"

"For you to take it as much as you can, I don't care if you die anyway."

I wanted to beat up this goddess but was afraid of divine punishment. Usually this kind of goddess is cruel to ask for mercy.

"You just said something, more cruel is the one who burned my precious collection."

"I'm sorry for just now, I'm just preventing you from getting damaged."

"This life is so beautiful, hey what a girl can really enjoy this."

Forget it he's really broken.

For now let's choose what makes me over power.