The Twins Onar

Almeer Numpang

"Kangmas. Let's eat". Shabila called Almeer who was preparing for the room. Almeer was very lazy to respond to Shabila's call.

"You're quiet anyway. Sariawan. When taking the drug". Almeer could only sigh. Almeer is confused. Shabila is smart. Why is he an alien.

"Oh this drama moreover O Allah". Almeer walked gontai out of the room and towards the dining room.

Shabila came to bring thrush medicine for children who have a purplish blue color. Almeer held Shabila's hand as she was about to drip the medicine.

"Stop. I'm not a Shabila thrush". When you just nod. Shabila took Almeer's plate and filled it with food and put it back on the table.

"Kangmas Bill..". Shabila had not yet continued his words, Almeer had cut it.

"Can't call him ordinary. We are not living in Majapahit. Deh plis". Almeer has repeatedly asked Shabila to change the call. But Shabila kept repeating again.

"Keep what to call. Um again want to". Almeer clucked slowly. Because that's the answer Almeer always gets if he asks Shabila to change his call.

"Can be any more. We are married. Even with ajup-ajup. Still calling a gutu". Shabila was silent for a moment as Almeer spoke.

"Standard off. Let's go ajup-ajup. When". Almeer patted his forehead. He forgets that his wife sometimes likes to forget where her memory is.

"Try to remember. The night-night sweat bath together. While you keep calling my name". Shabila put down her spoon and remembered what Almeer had said. Suddenly Shabila stood up and moved to the side of the chair.

"Oh whose movement back and forth is not like this". Shabila practiced what he remembered. Almeer choked on the food he was eating.

"Woy don't be practiced too many times. Hadeh Shabila's. Sit over. Finish your food". Shabila just smiled and returned to her seat. He continued to eat breakfast that morning.

"Remember that call. Not kangmas or kanda. You can call me whatever you don't call those two". Almeer again reminded Shabila so that he did not forget.

"Hem. Later If you think". After breakfast, they immediately went to the office. Almeer always deliver Shabila if he has no need in the morning.

"Hmm. If you want to call honey how". After a long time there was no sound in the car, Shabila said he had found a call for Almeer.

"good. I like that, baby. And I'll call you dear". Shabila nodded in spirit to answer Almeer.

Almeer is indeed starting to slowly open his heart to Shabila. They are both adjusting. Moreover, Almeer just found out what the real Shabila like. Many surprises that Almeer got from Shabila. Shabila is truly unique. And Almeer always called him an alien.

Since the events of the first night that made Almeer hurt to pain all day, making Almeer more careful if he wants his rights as a husband. Because if Shabila is surprised, it is certain that tomorrow morning Almeer will feel pain all day. Damanya got a lightning kick from Shabila.

"Hon. We were married eight months. I'm not too sure yet". Shabila did want to immediately have offspring so that she could immediately quit her job and become a housewife.

"Ck. How to succeed quickly. Every Juno out your nest gives you a thunderbolt kick". Shabila looked at her husband who was driving.

"Juno who hon. I just heard his name. When do I kick that Juno. How I don't remember. The handsome gak the Juno". Almeer breathed out again. Almeer forgets that he hasn't told Shabila who Juno is.

"You want to meet Juno, baby. Not that you've been acquainted. I even got kicked a few times. Forgot time". Shabila quietly remembered who the prayer kicked. Shabila sat down to face her husband.

"If as you recall, if you kick Lately only Otong has you hon. Which Juno is". Hearing his cool name replaced by Shabila, Almeer's mouth just gawked.

"Yes, oh dear. His name was Juno. Replaced Otong too. He's a mixed product, baby not local". Shabila glanced towards a point after understanding Almeer's intentions.

"Oh so his name is Juno. Very cool name. Hey, we'll meet Juno again". Shabila's hand reflexes are put where Juno is and a little he swabs. Almeer. The traffic lights are red.

"Darling stop. It could be dangerous if he wakes up you wipe that". Almeer held Shabila's hand and moved it up her thigh.

"Yes stay asleep again if you wake up hard". Shabila hit Juno with the bag she was carrying. Almeer shouted a little.

"It was beaten, baby. Pain tau". Almeer grimaced a little when Shabila hit him.

"I asked if you answered what hon. So bawdy". Shabila protests to Almeer.

"That's right, baby. How to hurry hamidun. Each Juno wants to enter the nest has been kicked first. Lemes bestie's". Almeer again explained to Shabila the answer to his question.

"Eat him don't like ngagetin. I was a reflex. Suddenly it's like a club. Tomorrow slowly come out". Almeer laughed out loud at Shabila's complaint. Almeer did not expect that behind his demise, Shabila was quite perverted and barbaric.

Almeer has arrived at the company where Shabila works. Before descending as usual Shabila will kiss Almeer's hand. And Almeer will kiss Shabila's forehead. And there's one Shabila secret. If he is kissed, he will hear hiccups.

Shabila entered the company in a state of still hiccups. Almeer could only laugh. Almeer immediately left for his office. And this afternoon the schedule is pretty tight.

Satria always faithfully seduces Almeer. Because he was accustomed to the teasing of Satria, Almeer just kept quiet not to reply. After eight months of marriage, this time there was bad news about Almeer. One online news agency wrote about Almeer and Theana.

"What the fuck. Weightless news". Satria laughed and so did Almeer. But they forget that Shabila doesn't know who Theana is yet. The drama has begun again. Almeer gets a message from Shabila's best friend who is in the office with Shabila. He said that Shabila cried and fainted after hearing the rumor.

Arriving at Almeer's house was awaited by Malik's personal doctor, whom he had contacted while on the way. Shabila was just in shock. And he soon realized.

"Honey. You're gapapa". Almeer was so worried about Shabila. Shabila came back crying. Satria panicked as well.

"You're evil. Malicious. What a lack of me kangmas. Is because the tea angel has a big watermelon. But the word kangmas watermelon If it can also be big if it is often played with kangmas. Huahhhhhhhhhh". Satria and Almeer speechless hear Shabila's Wings. And it still continues.

"Huaahs. Anyway, I want to see that tea angel. I was gonna say. Hotter where I equal him if fit ajep-ajep. Tega you kangmas love Otong with anget tea. I don't want to be unwilling. Huahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh". Satria was still digesting. Almeer is the same. He still could not realize what his wife was saying.

In the news it is written. If Theana ever lived with Almeer flankedem Almeer because there are some photos that show Theana getting into Almeer's apartment and not going out again.

"What is still lacking Shabila's style. From nganan ngiri, up and down until nyungsep. Nung....". Almeer shut his wife's mouth before all the secrets of his kitchen were uncovered. Satria held back her laughter. And chose to wait for Almeer to be up front.

"Dam. It could damage my brain. Crazy wife of Al if the rampage unravels all the secrets of the factory". Satria laughed out loud remembering all the words of Shabila.

After thirty minutes Almeer went out to meet Satria who was still faithfully waiting. Almeer was sitting limp beside Satria who was laughing at him.

"Prophey of kang. Keep on doing what now". Satria iba was also amused to see Almeer's very tangled face.

"Bring Theana here. Let Shabila know who Theana is. I'm sure he doesn't believe it. Dizziness. Didn't know I could believe it". Almeer's complaint to Satria. Satria laughed even more. He was also in touch with Thian to prepare to meet his sister-in-law.

"Gue sent a message to Thian. He said he could come here tomorrow. He's busy today". Almeer nodded slowly. He leaned his body in the chair.

"Loe didn't ask me for help. I know about Theana too". Almeer clucked at the words of Satria.

"Loe forgot my dad. If the joker mode comes out. Which is ending me. Not reconciled even plus riots". Satria laughs given the nature of Arash who likes to make Almeer suffer. Even since the rumors surfaced, Arash has only sent out messages containing laughing emoticons.

At night, Shabila does not want to sleep with Almeer before she meets Theana. Almeer just resigned. He slept in the guest room. Don't forget he keeps terrorizing Thian. To come to his house immediately. Thian is new out of town because of work. And tonight he's trying to get home tonight.

The mood this morning is the same. Shabila inhabits Almeer. Almeer could only remain silent. Because if Almeer makes a sound, Shabila will hit him. Almeer continued to contact Thian for the matter to be resolved.

At exactly ten, Almeer's doorbell rang. Almeer opened the door to his house. Shabila followed from behind. Theana has come and behind followed by Zee and Almeer's parents do not forget Satria.

"Good morning dear". Thian played the role of Theana. He even deliberately hugged and kissed Almeer's cheek in front of Shabila. Almeer was surprised by Thian's work which was not agreed upon.

"What the hell loe. I'm still normal not to eat aubergine". Almeer pushes Thian's body away from him. But Thian was back in action.

Shabila turned around and left the place. Almeer thought that Shabila would cry in the room. But their assumptions are wrong. Shabila returned with a big broomstick.

"Basic ganjen. It's good to kiss my husband. You think I'm afraid of you. Here you. Here". Thian avoided Shabila who was on a rampage. Shabila continued to chase after him while opening with a broom. Shabila managed to pull out Thian's fake hair. And Shabila stopped when she heard a soft voice become a baritone.

"Nothing for mercy". Shabila stopped chasing and looked at the wig in her hand while looking at Thian's face.

"Kayak knows ya". Shabila walked slowly closer to Thian to make sure. Shabila continued to approach and right in front of Thian's face.

"Astaghfirullah Thian's repentance. Why are you so gini. Kasian Zee Thian. Oh Allah why is my brother like this". Everyone in the room was shocked by Shabila's reaction. Shabila thinks that Thian is off the mark. Arash hopes there will be a battle between Thian, Almeer and Shabila. But in fact, Shabila again cried thinking Thian was straying.

All went back to explaining to Shabila if it was just Almeer's engineering for not wanting to be betrothed. But they forgot the woman that Almeer rejected at that time was Shabila. And Shabila was crying again. And thought that Almeer would rather be a girl than her.

"Darling is not that. I'm still normal. You've proven I'm still normal. And Theana I used to wear it because I didn't know you, baby. I didn't want to get married at the time either". Slowly Almeer tried to explain again. Because it takes a struggle to make Shabila understand.

"Then what until now kangmas still do not like Shabila". Shabila again asked Almeer about Almeer's true feelings.

"I love you. So please don't think the no-no because you're the only woman". Hearing Almeer's persuasion of Shabila, Arash and Satria and Thian pretend to vomit.

"But kangmas are really normal men. Shabila does not want to be combined. Especially the honey canned. Not the real one". Shabila looked at Thian sharply. Thian who was still dressed like Theana just smiled thinly.

"Yes normal dong babe. You have proven it. What is my normal". Shabila's random brain reappears at an inopportune moment for Almeer.

"Try proof. What is normal". Almeer could not answer. While the people who heard their debate began to hold back laughter except for Zee who did not understand.

"No, not here too, baby. Your time I am your favorite asset seen by others". Almeer denied Shabila's request. Shabila just kept quiet and looked at Almeer.

"Emang. Let everyone know that you are normal. Don't tell me it's normal, five minutes later it changes shape". Shabila continues to refute Almeer's words that make Almeer more dizzy. Finally Almeer whispered something that made Shabila quietly understand.

Shabila returned to focus on looking at Thian who was still dressed as Theana. Thian sat next to Zee. Thian tried to apologize to Shabila. Because it's his fault too.

"Sorry Thian yes. If Thian didn't become Theana then, maybe you wouldn't be angry like this". Thian lowered his head to apologize to Shabila.

"So, I am sorry. But if you can you know, how the recipe makes Segede watermelon that". And it turns out that Shabila's vision is directed at Thian's false chest. And all can only laugh. Not expecting the absurd question that Shabila raised