THE THOUSAND-MOUTHED BROTHER-IN-LAW

27. Tyas Behavior

Pov: Brandi

Already 1 day I sleep near the cow pen, so do not be caught with debt collectors who continue to collect debts. Good thing my wife had an idea to hide here and ask said to help, but from noon till this afternoon, my wife hasn't shown up. The number also can not be contacted, my head feels like to break kiss these dirt. Said maasih should work with me, so I don't have to bother cleaning the cage and securing these cows. At least not bad, my sister said can be tricked, work 3 days but I pay 2 days. But now since marrying the woman my wife was proud of, my sister has become smarter.

When I was pensively thinking about the problems that recently happened often, suddenly my stomach felt heartburn. I think this must be because most eat using rendang jengkol. I was often not able to withstand heartburn, if you have eaten with jengkol vegetables, want a little to much still the ritual back and forth the bathroom is inevitable. Where it feels spicy in the area of my butt if this ritual happens.

I took my head out, then I saw right and left, there was no one, I ran back and forth towards the restroom behind the house whose walls were still joined to the walls of the house.

It feels very very relieved, can remove toxins that can not be invited to this cooperation. I put my jeans back on, then prepared to go out, but unfortunately Arif suddenly wanted to go into this restroom too.

I want to open it, but my children have not come home for 1 day, my wife and I have planned this, so that later if the Tyas and said ask with the children can be more real story. After a long thought I finally decided to open the door.

"Who's in the quick exit, eekku Uda at the end!!!" Shouted Arif to me who was in this small room.

When I wanted to open the door, I heard the sound of Tyas approaching my son Arif.

"Guys? Why are you screaming." Tyas asked Arif, then I peeked at them from the small hole of the former doorknob, because the doorway was also damaged, causing a disgrace.

"Let me check, if I can't stand the restroom, let me hunt" Tyas persuaded my son.

I saw from the hole Arif nodded, while tyas suddenly looked at this hollow keyhole. I was shocked to drop this small room cell phone.

I tried to be quiet and not make any sound at all, then from outside Tyas tried to push through the door that I had locked from inside.

"It's weird how can the bathroom door, lock itself." I heard him muttering behind this door. "Let's see it from here" he continued.

I was stuck hearing those words, my eyes immediately turned to the hole I had used, I quickly shifted my position to the side of the door. If you look from the outside, you cannot find me. Take my breath so that it does not sound from the outside, to the point that I hold my distended stomach so as not to freely pop a mound while breathing.

"No one" Tyas' wild eyes swept through everything he could see in this room. Then he went back to breaking down the door. But still his power will not be able to.

"Hud? It can't be the door either." I heard Arif's voice resuscitate Tyas. Then I heard again that Tyas' footsteps were starting to move away from this room. I breathed a sigh of relief and at once I let out my big breath while redeveloping my stomach, however.

Duuuttt.....

Jeez my stomach really can not be invited to cooperate, I can throw the wind at this position.

"Who's inside!!" Tyas shouted back to walk towards this room. "Whoa hey!!, don't let me enter the snake into this restroom!!" I didn't expect it to turn out that my sister-in-law was brave enough in every way. I goosebumps for a moment when he says snake, how not, considering he once pulled a cobra that had wanted to bite my sister said, then read the Arabic sentence and the snake just left"

For a moment I thought, and then I got a brilliant idea.

(Ah you are indeed pinter Bandi) I said in my heart.

Instantly I heard Tyas laughing.

"It turns out that the deck cat, strange that the cat is angry when yelled at. Now mala silent, then, you enter aja gih, ibuk also want to bribe deck khumay eat, this big cat problem let om said aja handle. Let him inside first". Tyas persuaded my son.

"The big cat how buk?" Ask Arif to my sister's wife.

"Hahhaa the big cat is like the one in your restroom. If it wasn't big he couldn't possibly be angry like that deck? Only big cats can do that."

Degs..

I felt subtly insinuated by Tyas' words, or perhaps he had guessed that it was me.

"Let's pay attention, little cat if you fight his voice is not a stray in it, it must be a big cat" Tyas explained to me. Alhamdulillah turned out that his thinking was logic, and he believed in my deception.

I waited 5 minutes for them to completely leave their place. Then I popped out and wanted to go back to the cowshed. I was in a hurry and ran a little, making my stomach distended and sagging it waving. Because my body is a little thick makes me can not stand and bored. My neck feels very dry now.

I couldn't stand it so I decided to enter the house through the back door. I saw that Tyas' house also looked very quiet. I walk and stumble. Arriving at the back door, when I was already holding the doorknob suddenly..

"Bang Bandi when to go home." Tyas's voice behind me was startling, I looked back and now I saw him standing with a machete whose sharp part was facing me.

I goosebumps looking at her face that looks flat, plus the way she holds the machete, like wanting to lose someone's life.

"Eh um i-iya Yas, um what are you doing! Really hold it. It's it's late afternoon, it's almost Maghrib, if there's a demon through how" I said in a weak voice. Given that he was such a reckless child, I became afraid of him.

"Hahaahhahahaha.bang Bandi is there. Even if there is a passing demon must be bang Bandi ni who is the main target." I shuddered in horror at his strange behavior, just now he had a flat face, then as quickly as lightning his face changed, sinister and frightening.

I left him and quickly picked up some water and downed him quickly.

"Bang Bandis. I'm not going home yet, mas said!" I was surprised to see him who suddenly nongol behind the door while carrying a vegetable jackfruit, but that made me very anxious, the way he held a vegetable jackfruit, where in the fruit he held, he held,. Then part of the stalk was brought and flowed a sap that had gone down. At first glance I imagined Tyas was carrying a decapitated head.

"Where's emang? I don't know!" I said quickly to reply.

With lightning fast the machete he held was floated up, but stopped on his shoulders with a sharp position facing up. Now the position is like carrying a machete on the right shoulder and carrying a vegetable jackfruit on the left hand. Then he walked home.

I went into the living room, then positioned my body to sleep on the sofa, while hoping said and benefits can solve everything.

"Assynoltom..."