THE QUEEN BAR BAR

Swallow sandals

“Woi don't run away you nyet, here behind my wallet.” shouted a girl while running after someone.

“Wah, seriously nih copet my wallet is also.” muttered the girl who is still running after the person who took her wallet.

“Hoosh hoossh, fucking no copet, my wallet it's just a dab. Watch out for you well I gibeng lu ntar.” said the girl continued her run.

“Well, where are you going, here behind my wallet.” said the girl rattled her waist in front of the man who took her wallet.

“Eh boy, move aside neither you nor I pepes lu hah.” said the man was ferocious.

“Enak aja you nyet want to pepes me, but before I'm on your pepes first that I run haha.” said the girl laughed.

“Many bacots you boy.” said the man and then attacked the girl brutally.

“Eits got no bad lu bang.” said the girl who continues to avoid the blow delivered by the man.

Bugh bugh bugh

“Well, may you want again ga nih.” said the girl was proud because it managed to paralyze the man.

“Ampun geez, this is his wallet neng I turned back.” said the man while holding his stomach that feels pain due to a blow from the girl.

“From yesterday kek bang bergasihnya, do not use the event at first new hit ngasih udah pain again hehe.” said the girl snatched her wallet from the man.

After taking her purse the girl continued her steps while singing.

“The lizard on the wall quietly crept came a goose hap then shot haha die dong.” said the girl laughed making people around her look strangely at him. But the center of attention is even a duck.

“See my sosmed is full of skinny lizards there are also fat ones every day while I have a lot of sosmed haha.”

“Aje gile smart time I narang klo gini song can continue to be my songwriter haha.” said the girl proudly.

Well, the girl was named Queen Saluna or often greeted queen. Beautiful and cute girl many people cheat because behind her priesthood stored soul like steel and a little matre. For the queen money is everything. His love is only for money, money and money. For him in this world who has a lot of money then he is the winner.

On the way home, the queen who will cross the road does not see if from the opposite direction there are all cars that are speeding. When in the middle of the road the queen looked at the car and suddenly she widened her eyes.

“Buset and I will go to heaven this mah aaaaaa.” shouted the queen.

Ciiiiiiiiittttt

There was a sound from the car due to the sudden brake.

“Have I been in heaven?” ask the queen who still closed her eyes.

Slowly the queen opened her eyes and looked around.

“Loh kok in heaven place like this, said the man heaven is very beautiful and not hot, kok is still hot well.” murmured the queen looked around her.

Until finally the queen was surprised by someone deheman.

Echemm

The queen turned her body to the source of the voice.

“Hah, is this the prince of heaven.” asked the queen looking at the man in front of her who was so handsome according to her.

“Does the lady want to die?.” asked the man flatly without expression.

“Hah, dead? Am I not in heaven?” said the dazed queen.

Whereas the man was just him staring at the queen without the slightest expression.

The queen slapped her cheek hard and..

Plakkk

“ Ouch, i.ini bu.not in heaven it turns out.” murmured queen.

“Nona, if you want to die don't involve me because I don't want to deal with people like you.” said the man who still maintains his flat expression.

“Wah sekate-kate lu bambang ngatain I want to kill myself.” said the queen who had risen an octave because of the man in front of this.

“Eh bambang origin you know yee I'm not going to commit suicide but you're aja who did not see the road.” said the queen while shaking her waist.

“Wah crazy you well, you who almost hit me kept me who was asked for compensation, run away from the mental hospital nih people.” said the queen upset

“You licked me crazy!” said the man was upset because he was driven mad by the queen.

“Why don't you like?” the queen challenged.

“Kamuuu..” point the man to vania.

Not wanting to serve Vania and the man turned to leave Vania because he had a sudden affair.

The man had just opened the car door suddenly from behind, his head felt a pain from hitting something and when he turned around he saw the swallow sandals that were splashed down below.

Hahaha

The queen's laughter broke when she managed to throw the man's head in her swallow sandals.

“Haha eat tuh sandal swallow I hahaha.” laugh the queen broke saw the man's expression.

“KAUUUU..”.

“What's hah want to be angry here you think I'm afraid hah.” challenge queen.

“Basic lady freak.” said the man as he left the queen in his car.

“Hah basic lizard, hedeh almost I met my father.” gerutu vania continued his steps.

Arriving in front of the house suddenly the queen stopped because she remembered something.

“Buset bye, I forgot to buy cooking oil again.”

“Hedeh mampus I got leopard roar.” said the queen and turned to look for a sembako stall selling cooking oil.

After buying cooking oil, the queen returned home with a small hum. Arriving at home, as usual the queen shouted when she had entered her house.

“Assalamualaikum ibuuuuuu, queen pulaaaaang.” shouted the queen after entering her house while carrying plastic cooking oil in her hands.

“Gosh the queen do not scream like that you think this is in the middle of the forest hah.” said the queen mother ruffled her waist to see the behavior of her daughter who was very similar to her when she was young.

“Hehe sorry ma'am,” said the queen while handing over a plastic bag containing cooking oil to her mother.

“Bu, the queen to the room first well.” saying goodbye to the queen and leaving her mother who shook her head looking at her daughter's behavior.

Arriving at the queen's room lay her body on the mattress while staring at the ceiling of her room.

“Where is the way so I can get a lot of money.”

“Or I became sugar baby aja well hehe.” murmured queen.

“But I don't want to be run over by aunty for seizing her husband, haaaiiiss.”

“Later ajalah thought I seemed to need sleep nih.” muttered the queen while closing her eyes to dreamland.

Tok tok tok tok

“The queen woke up this afternoon.” shouted the queen mother in front of her room.

The queen who was enjoying the beauty of dreamland was forced to open her eyes.

“Haiiiss, that leopard roars again dah.” murmured the queen who is still trying to collect her life.

“RATUUU WAKE.”

“Hedeh more fast again raging.” grumbling queen.

“Yes yes, this queen has woken up.” shouted the queen from inside her room.

“Yaudah you take a shower, mom wait in the kitchen help you cook.” said the queen mother

“Iya yes buu.” scream queen.

“Hedeh, I just enjoyed a lot of money, uh even in wakein.” his grumble while stepping his feet towards the bathroom.