THE PERPETRATOR (You Cheated, I'm Two)

Mangos

"You're interrupting my time, boss. Already know I again want to catch Lintang cheating even you invite to look for mango rujak ." Mike grumbled angrily at his boss while driving the car.

"This is far more important than looking at your wife's affairs. Just stain your eyes, and you'll be disgusted and hurt when you see it" Andrian replies, looking around hoping for a fruit or fruit curler in the middle of the night.

"Ck, the song is like the one that caught anu-anu couple."

"Gue's seen it, and it's my ex-wife with Kanaya's ex-husband" she said, admitting she'd caught a couple playing crazy while Emily was still his wife.

"Well, the real one, boss? by when? where's the?" Mike was curious, The boss never told anyone about domestic disgrace.

"Before I divorced Emily, I followed her and they both went into the man's house. They were there having intercourse," Andrian shuddered in horror. His eyes were looking for something.

"Yes too, how could they cheat? what'd you try for? though we are the kind of loyal, hardworking, kind, smart, handsome, considerate, Soleh, what else are they looking for?"

"Lack of faith, they are tempted by the seduction of the devil. And, the lust that feels less makes them want to look for something more. Without them knowing, a momentary lust will only mislead, destroy, and end up regretting."

"Yes too. Uh, boss, where else are we looking for a fruit man? from there, we did not see each other. It's two in the morning."

"I don't know either, Mike. But my wife seems to want it. Even to the point of crying so much as she wanted."

Mike nodded in wonder. "Boss, usually yes, if a woman asks for a strange one let alone midnight, she's cravings, Boss."

Andrian looked up at her furrowing brows. "Nwantedam?"

"Yes, boss. Is your wife pregnant, boss?" mike said that Naya was pregnant.

"Pregnant?" Andrian thought, "Is Naya pregnant? ever since we got married, I haven't had a day off, if that means anything?" his murmur inwardly revealed a smile.

"Boss, isn't there a mango tree in front of your house?" mike just remembered.

"Ahhh, yes! We're there! I've seen Papa's mangoes bear fruit. Turn around!" he said enthusiastically patting Mike's shoulder.

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"Boss, right now they must be sleeping. Look, it's two o'clock in the morning!" mike said while showing the time listed on the phone screen.

"I'm actually not feeling well either. But, what else? for the sake of any wife I would do including the mountain I climb, the sea I cross."

"Ceileeeh, as much as love bini to be willing to sacrifice," led Mike seemed amused by the kebucinan boss.

"yeah, you know, have chant even not in bucin. Get some other attention, "he said.

Mike wanted to reply to Andrian's words but was instead silenced by Andrian's hand.

"Sssstttt! Not much bacoooot!"

Ting.... Ting....

Andrian pressed the bell several times hoping that his in-laws would hear and wake up. Twice there was no welcome, he pressed him again.

Ting tong's... Ting tong's..

Chequek...

Pluks....

"Persianiikkkk....!!"

"Aduuuhhh....." Andrian complained of holding the forehead affected by the shake of the broom handle by his in-laws.

"Well, these gini nights just disturb people to sleep? son-in-law has no morals." Jihan grunts pecking waist glared. Jihan peeks behind the window wanting to know who the night-time guests don't know the rules.

"Mamah who has no morals, handsome son-in-law gini not in the sambit. uh, wrong, welcome even in the getok using a broom. This pain," he replied annoyed.

Mike closed his lips so he wouldn't laugh.

"Eh, there's no morality even in my mom. If you are not noisy Mama will not shake you, it is annoying to disturb people to rest," Jihan replied no less upset.

"Well, I'm here to ask my wife for mangoes. Even had to be timpug, later Al's wife eventually wait."

"Well! This hour for mango? not wrong, is it?"

"About Kanaya's mother, if it's not possible to come here wrong. I'm asking for mangoes right now!" sergeant Andrian was upset himself.

"Make what?"

"Mike you climb a mango that's raw, half-matured, and one that's dead! Now too!"

"I'm the Boss?" mike pointed to himself. While Jihan frowned confused wondering for what Naya wanted to rujak mango? that's how he asked.

"Yes, you are. Who else? my time? guekan couldn't climb the mango tree."

"What's the ride, boss?"

"Good, Naya's body."

Plukkkp...

"Ohhh, sadists really have in-laws" Andrian grumbled.

"Then you talk in the filter first!"

"Know, ah. Mama is cruel. Mike is climbing! If I refuse your salary I cut it in half!" Sergey Andrian threatened.

"Eh don't, Boss. All right, I'll climb for the sake of my bang that's in your wife's belly!" the answer is more than half the salary lost.

"Good, right choice."

Jihan glared perfectly understanding what they meant. "Where is Al pregnant?"

"Likely, Mah. But, we haven't checked. Just said Mike this is one of the signs people crave."

"Hopefully Naya is pregnant again. Huh....!" pekik Jihan called her husband.

"What's wrong?" the answer is no less loud approaching the noise in front of the door.

"Bah, we're gonna have a grandchild. Naya is pregnant, Pah." said Jihan girang implied a happy look emanated from her face.

"Which beber, Al?"

"Possibly, not checked yet. But tomorrow Al will take Naya to the doctor."

"It has to be, Al."

"Bos, aren't you? a lot of ants, boss." cried Mike from the top of the mango tree rubbed his face with ants.

"Eh, pe'a. If you can get down. Even stay there." said Andrian looking up at the tree.

"And you didn't tell me to come down, boss."

"Jeez, Mike! You are just there, if you can go straight down do not wait for my orders. Hunting down, there's mbak Kunti swinging his legs."

"Here's the ghost, boss?"

"There, it's on the twig next to loe!"

Mike immediately goosebumps quickly down. So impressed...

Sheena..blugggh....

"Alamaaaakkkk.. ass lue tepoossss!!!" Mike held her waist.

Andrian, Jihan, Marko laughs at Mike's pain.

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"Darling, I came home with what you wanted" he whispered in the wife's ear.

People who want mango rujak instead fall asleep hugging the toddler beside him.

"Dear," he called again. But there is no lawfulness. Andrian looked at his wife's face.

"That's very sad." He could not bear to wake his wife, and eventually he even went to lay down beside Naya hugging his wife's waist gently rubbed the wife's stomach.

"Hopefully our son is already here, aamiin." He also closed his eyes until he fell asleep because of fatigue around looking for mangoes.

Seriate....