The New Honey Catastrophe

occasional

Yeah, I'll make a good lesson once in a while for Mother-in-law. I know my father-in-law has been going somewhere for the past few months, I suspect he's married again following in his son's footsteps.

Where is that man the same? So, if it's true what I thought, I'm sure that after knowing it Mother-in-law will die standing or faint instantly.

So, let me occasionally

follow in his footsteps, just a day.

Sure enough, after a day of following him it turns out that Father-in-law met a woman, no matter what their relationship, no matter what, but I'm going to fry it into something that deserves to be served to the mother-in-law and instantly give her a heartache and convulsive seizures. Haha.

"Where's the father from?" I asked when my father-in-law's car passed me.

"Where are you from?"

"It just so happens to be this way, if you can tell, who you just met?"

Father-in-law looked surprised and nervous, he probably did not suspect that I witnessed the action of kissing their friendly hands at the gate earlier.

"Bu-not who, I just met, ma-I mean, it's just a brother," he replied stuttering.

"But I saw father and woman kissing ...."

"Shut up, sssstt ..." Dad smothered my mouth immediately from inside his car.

"Lho why?" tanyaku pura polo.

"Actually your mother doesn't know, I don't feel good about telling her, so please keep your secret" she whispered.

"Of course, but with the record dad would give me an ...." I flicked my fingertips, and meant to make some money.

I would blackmail the man who had me polygamized, if without his permission, maybe I was still with Mas Haris, all the time.

"What do you mean?" tanyanya stammering.

"I need father's bail" I whispered.

"Oh," he murmured while patting his forehead.

"How much?"

"Two million, Dad, I'm paying my rent" I whispered cheerfully.

"But I don't have that much" he replied.

"You must have, Dad?" my grit.

"Ah, no-no, I'll give it to you." He grumbled as he pulled out his wallet and handed me the amount of money I wanted.

Ah, it's happy.

"Mother ... Finally we have the same fate" I murmured with a smile of my own.

"Why are you smiling?" ask Daddy to jerk me.

"A-anu, I salute you, I'm better than Mas Haris."

"Here, you, get out there, I want to go home" he said.

"Oh, sorry, thank you, Dad," I said with a smile and a small wave.

I jumped up cheerfully and smiled with satisfaction, I could feel everything was calm now, at least I would not bother with spending money, because now, my calculating and super-efficient father-in-law would bear it all. Haha.

And the mother-in-law, who was that judes and cruel, whether I pitied her or laughed at her, which is clear at this time I can witness God's vengeance for the decision of not her sister to me.

**

Kutenteng basket with a happy heart, go home while humming cheerfully and how irritated this self, because Medtua mother has been waiting while shaking her waist in front of the door.

"Where are you from?" ask her with the expression Kanjeng Mami.

"From work, in the market."

"You don't know, if it's late in the afternoon, your restless child!" the accusation.

"They know what, I work," I answered casually.

"You should take care of them" he said cynically.

"I'm sorry, Mom, I'm forced, you have to make a living, to get their lives together."

"Lho, isn't Haris giving you money?" ask with pursed lips.

"Sometimes our shopping rations are halved, so yes, that's it, not enough" I murmured.

"That's when a human being can't be grateful, so that's on the disappear, hmm." he's still living with someone else's life.

"Mother ... If you can tell, what are you looking for here?"

"Find my granddaughter."

"This is right, it's late afternoon, mother should come back, pity no one is cooking," I said.

"Ngapain .. who cooks Adelia or my daughter," her successful answer made me laugh, realizing that the person mentioned by the mother could not cook once, not even fry a burnt egg.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Nobody, ma'am, if I go in first, yeah," I said, waving my hand.

"Badness, not ngajak people enter, even melengos so aja," said Mommy cursed and left.

Not that I want to be rude, I can't stand his chatter if he also comes into the house, he will comment about all the contents and corners of the house, I will not stand with it, I will not stand with it, because of this, I prefer to be quiet.

*

In the afternoon,

"Tumben immediately stopped by Mas," I said as I put a glass of water on the table.

"Yes, miss the child and you" she replied.

"Oh yes, well, it's nice to have a husband" I said.

"Oh yeah, honey, what are you cooking? I'm hungry."

Dear again ....

I don't like to be called too much like that. I'd rather be called Ma, or Dik.

"Darling, honey, I'm not Adelia, Mas. If Mas called like that, I would feel that Mas was calling Adelia."

"Oh, sorry, I'm laper, Ma, what are you cooking?"

"There's fish and kale stir-fry, eat, I'll put it on the table" I replied.

"It's so let's eat" he exclaimed enthusiastically and headed straight for the dining table.

*

"I don't know what made you decide to trouble yourself at work" he said, spooning rice into his mouth.

"Why is that, Mom?"

"You're tired, while the salary is not much," he replied.

"Yes, what's wrong with the addition, Mas, anyways now Mas is not completely the same as us," I murmured slowly.

"Come on, don't keep talking about it, I feel even more guilty." Mas Haris stopped eating.

"You know how else, from now on I have to organize my independent life" I replied slowly.

"I'll keep you safe and secure, I'm committed to being fair and being the best husband, believe me."

"Okay, Mom, but I have to be careful too."

"Don't worry about anything, I'll still be concerned about me" he replied as he clasped my hand.

"Then what if Adelia's jealous?"

"He's your little brother, I'm sure he's disinclined and doesn't dare to go any further if he dares to annoy you I won't let him."

"Ah, you're just trying to keep me entertained, Mas."

"So, for God's sake, I'm committed to making amends, I know you cry a lot for it, I'll make you happier right now."

"I doubt if our relationship is polygamous" I sighed softly.

"How many, polygamous family but peaceful and happy," he murmured.

"But this is different, Mas, Me and Adel did not get along, plus Mother who often arranged and had to be obeyed he said, duh," I patted the top of the head.

He was silent, and unable to reply to my words earlier.

**

Today I purposely stalked Father-in-law to blackmail and prank her again. As I expected, he went again to the bohay widow's house at the end of the compound not far from my house.

I waited for her to date patiently at the end of the alley, until an hour later, my father's green car came.

"What's up, you're here, you're waiting for me?" ask father-in-law.

"Yes, dad, I'm waiting for you" I replied.

"Since when?"

"Since my father came," I replied.

"What are you waiting for?"

"Actually, I want to ask you something small, father, I beg you very much," I said.

He snorted and got out of his car.

"What?"

"I want to buy a bike" I replied.

"What?!"

He was shocked.

"Yes, I'll have to make a living, Dad, I want to sell, I'll guarantee you can freely meet the widow, without leakage" I said.

"Where is the cash for buying a motorbike!" impact.

"You know, as soon as I ask Mom," I replied, turning my back.

"Janga until I get upset, Laila!"

"How could this good father-in-law beat me up, if I tell Mom this matter, I'd be so ashamed and devastated" I replied softly.

"Yes, geez, all right, I'll buy you, this rope is the last one" he said as he passed.

"I'm waiting for nature this week yeah, dad," I replied as I waved.

Hiahaha.

Mother-in-law, I will laugh back at you from now on, hahaha.