The Morning Vibes

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Meet Alira, please my name is Alira yes, not Laila. Moreover Perverted flow. I am the son of Mr. Mahmudin and Ms. Maryam, I am the first child of two brothers. My name is Junior, which is really good. But, you guys don't be fooled, my face adek 11-12 the same Junior Liem let alone Junior Roberts kebagusan it mah. Yes, of course it can still be said to look like Jayen, and of course I look like Shizuka. 

“Laila…! This is why the clothesline you haven't hung, the sunburns have drowned. Have a child really can not help a little mother again bother, find work there, abis graduated college instead of rush to find work,.” and bla bla bla sembetan my mother if the other morning.

“Bu, your son's name is already good. Alira name, why should be changed anyway, Bu” 

I pout looking back at what is now my mother again, wagging *****Bapak Mahmudin, the oath was******* whereas it was already her back, why my Father is still using. Doesn't it make the wind? Or is it not-don't because of my Father's wind kick again it can be hollow? 

“That's your name, if your behavior is casual continue” 

I immediately woke up from the morning fall, and saw the time has shown at 08.00, which means, the time to travel according to the wishes of the Queen Mother to find work. 

“I swear, who are you? His job is playing games, playing games, watching tv, sleeping, eating. La. la, look noh the neighbor child your age has become PNS is you, so just keep on, men like no one likes to see you” Ibuk Ratu also passing by, so just keep on, it feels like getting the wind of the angel Izrail finished talking so. 

“I'm of course your son Mother, after all Bu, Mom's age Susi is also already a marine minister. Take it easy, Mom. Alira also just graduated from college this year, again enjoying a long holiday first”

“Jeez, have a child mouth can really balesnya, mendet mending you find work there, if you can not find work, find a rich husband, if life continues to encourage tambahan, sana.”

“Iyaya, Mom, subhanallah.”

“Eits, where are you going?” I was also most important again to the back due to the checks of Mother Maryam.

“What, again, Mom? He said he told me to find work, this is Alira want to find work, according to Mother's wishes.”

Maryam's mother, look at me from top to bottom, with my index finger, I follow the queen mother's index.  

“This, you want to find a job? Or want to be a market thug? Change that cute shirt first, Ali”

I turned my eyes, and scratched my head, what was wrong with his appearance. Belle trousers, hair tie ponytail, and plain T-shirt picture of my beloved Justin Bubar. 

And oh, do not forget Maryam's mother if again nagging sometimes like to bring out her magical calls. Hear that? This morning he changed his beautiful name in less than an hour, with two different names. Strange, even though he gave the name. Why not all of you called Caech Lauren that, let the pepper bule. 

“Mak, Alira now want to find work part time first, really males have to work in an office that every day sits in front of the computer. There will be a long time later Alira got bisulan”

The queen mother snorted, “What is the use of your economics scholars, if not in use anyway, Ra. Ra”

Dizziness to hear the nagging that will not be endless, finally I have decided to immediately kiss his hand and pass away, which I still hear Maryam's mother still nagging until I turn in the corner of the house alley. 

“Crazy, where should I find work?” as I realized, I was confused about where to go.

“Musti follow the instinct maps in the head aja deh, aja nemu in the way of work that fits” 

After, tracing the exploration of the two market oceans A and B finally, I actually-gener zonk do not find a single job, even a cape in the can. Is this me having the torment of the Queen's mother's nagging this morning, huh? 

But, a moment later my eyes felt slimy, finding a treasure. There is writing on the front door of the shophouse that is quite striking.

“Eh, no job postings tuh, pretty nyoba ah” 

I also entered into a small shophouse, the seller of all kinds of jade. The romance is a place rich in mystical, obvious smell of incense, incense, and flowers graves everywhere. 

“There, can I help?”

“Eh! Amshong, demon! I swear, I did not say anything Tan, just wanted to apply for a job. Don't make me come with you, Tan, I still want to live, I'm an unemployed kid. Will not be useful also follow you around, I pemales really like rebahan”

“Heh! Me, this is human. It's not polite you say I'm a demon.”

I opened my eyes slowly, and saw his feet below still not, it was still, and saw the appearance in front of the whole. The tone gave a goosebump as well, the Waste cake. Uh, Limbad means, his hair is really long already rich Mbah kunti. 

“Ngapain you even saw me? Fancied you?” 

Uh, najim. Very much her pede. Mending me married the same tree house banyan times, I can cut down and sell cave into money.

“Practice what do you mean?, haphazard! I have this place, which sells these jade stones, you do not see my style is already similar to the saints in Kayangan”

I frowned, and scratched the head that did not itch, I ajalah rather than add sin.

“I heard you said just now look for work? Coincidentally I do need an employee to take care of my shophouse, if you need a job come, follow me”

“Mau, would, would Mbah. Mau!” I am very excited today, it is certain that the nagging Mother Maryam will soon disappear.

“Don't call, Mbah, I'm not old enough to be 50 years old. Call Mr, or Om”

I follow behind so I want the princess back again.

“Iiya, Mr” yes just follow, no loss too, as long as the mouth is okay.

We sat in wooden chairs, old, really old facing each other with rectangular tables, looking around, my salvira felt stuck in the throat, it turned out that in this place more haunted again.

There's a chicken skull, which somehow got stuck in the wall there, flowers sprinkled in every corner, it's what kind of a treat? I don't want to mention anything else, which there are a lot of other irregularities. You can come back from here, just name.

“So your name is Alira” I came back to the front shocked, suddenly the chatter and stared intently. Miraculously, he knew the name I was trying.

“Kok, Mbah knows?”

“Yes, right I like soy” 

Huh huh? How'd that mean?

“You, just said I know, ya know soy. Yes, I like soy”

My head suddenly nodded. 

"Ha. ha. ha" wants to laugh even if it feels dry. 

Jokes gents are different yes, yes ajalah, I also nodded. 

“So, I'm accepted to work now, O-Mr?”

It's not good I said, Om, amused. Mr. Better his rich. 

“Depending on whether you can sell these jade stones quickly sell in the next five days or not. I want to see your ability to sell first. If you succeed I just received you”

“Can-can Mr. do not doubt my ability, I mah certainly can, gini-gini I ever win lomb”

“Sheep? What race?”

“Sell competition. Mr” proud.

“Where?” mr. Kinclong's eyes. 

I replied lightly and confidently, “Di game” 

Pork! The Mr. was suddenly shocked. I panicked, help her wake up. 

“Can be crazy I ngadepin your chat, yes already you I accept. Remember, five days” trial

“Siap. Mr!” I salute the paskibra. 

Finally not so awkward again, and bai-bai nagging Mother Maryam.Your son has passed the first stage of work.