The Idiot Vol 1

Night market

A Fatiguing Day

 Today is Tuesday, because I got the picket schedule today. When I came to class I was immediately told to sweep the class clean. The task of mopping the floor is not a boy's job because it's a girl's job, I just sweep the class and my friend named Good took down the bench on the table.

 I swept, Bagus lowered the bench, and Ratna the class president mopped the floor. I'm so lazy to be told to picket class. If I'm lazy again, I usually run away, go straight home or not I lie if I've been picket with Good. But this morning I couldn't dodge because Ratna came first today. Finally today picket by force.

(First lesson)

 Well the first lesson was very easy for me, I just look at Adit's answer if I don't know the answer to the question on the board. Well I'm like a normal boy, cheating is common. But the people who cheat and do not want to be cheated are our enemies because it harms us who do not know, but they have got great value.

 There is nothing special about this school but only this school can gather Me, Adit, Joe , Dan Arsya, even met with Violet.

Meet With Violet

 Violet and I are in the same 18th generation, because it might be my birthday just a few months or days from her birthday. Right now I'm looking at the calendar in my class, I'm looking at my birthday date of May 30. Then Adit approached me with a confused feeling. Then he also said.

"Cel you're doing the hell."

"It's just looking at dates."

"Oiya by the way date, later there will be a mallem market in the village hall field."

"Eh seriously?"

"Yes." Yeah."

"You don't have a rame-rame."

"Come, let's go home ntar ya nyambi."

Nightfall Arrives 

 After coming home from Nyambi, Adit and others picked me up at the cafe Pak Wahyu. After that we walked together to the night market that Adit said. Because the distance of Cafe and Village Hall is quite far, we buy a drink first at the minimarket. To fill our trip, I bought a snack of beans, although not full but can be for a snack at night.

 On the way we talked about things that were impossible in the real world, such as aliens, monsters that had long legs, and Excel had girlfriends.

"It's impossible if we've been destroyed" I said

"From the aliens I'm more trusting of monsters that have long legs on the mountain." Aditya

"Is there a rich myth, right?" Arsya

"Yes still Shah, there are still old people who scream rich that is."

"Yes really Cel, but if you think that meeting a monster is so much more horrifying than squirming a ghost."

"It's really good."

"From all the delusions that we just talked about only 1 delusion will not materialize?"

"What's emang?"

"Excel has a girlfriend..."

Everybody laugh...

 It didn't feel like after my heartbreaking conversation, we finally arrived at the market tonight. It is very crowded here, the young people are here with their respective partners. With the exception of us to four single youths who can only shy. It hurts to know that no one likes us, but we don't care.

 After taking a look, we decided to play a game of shooting duck dolls with rubber bullets. We're racing who drops the least duck he'll buy us a meal. The race is very fierce, as always Johannes and Arsya are very competitive. Me and Adit could only calm down and point our guns at the ducks.

 After our bullets ran out, the judge, the owner of this game store, gave the name of who won this match and the name was...

"Who won the bang?" Arsya

"Yes who?" Says Johannes

"The one who won was Brother Excel survived..."